Comedy Gold!

Considering the likelihood of this happening, Carney might as well promise to balance the budget in fifty years time. No matter what the proposed timeline, it’s not believable. “Didn’t go to plan” is every politician’s Get Out Of Jail Free card.

Canada Prime Minister Mark Carney on Tuesday said if his Liberals won an April 28 election and all went to plan, it would be realistic to expect the budget to return to surplus in four or five years’ time.

22 Replies to “Comedy Gold!”

  1. Dan Mazier @MBDan7
    BOMBSHELL AUDIO

    Carney pretends to be a climate crusader, but behind closed doors it’s all about making money.

    In uncovered audio Mark Carney admits that massive institutions, like his firm Brookfield, are promoting radical net zero policies not to save the planet, but “to make a lot of money off of this.”

    Want more proof it’s all about making money?

    Carney quietly moved $30 BILLION in so-called “green” funds to offshore tax havens to avoid paying Canadian taxes.

    https://twitter.com/MBDan7/status/1914753848125641021

  2. My motto in my financial life has been “Don’t Spend Money You Do Not Have!”. It has stood me in good stead over the last 50 years. It saddens me that the Conservative Party are also spending money like crazy! Our debt is already at one billion in interest per week. Our youngest brother, an accountant, once said “It is all fun and games until no one will lend you money anymore”.

    1. Yeah, but Stompin’ Tom Connors told us we could save a lot of money spending money we don’t got.

  3. The Lieberals’ “costed budget” just landed with a thud, mostly because it’s virtually identical to their 2015 crap.
    So now they roll out the abortion canard, always playing the fear card, but now going with balanced budget crap.
    Methinks the polls are closing in on them, already reduced to a minority, with five full days of decline to go.
    But, once again, imho, they can thank the moribund NDP and their negligent leaders for the latest statist gift.

    Too bad for them the Conservatives and Bloc plan to pull the rug out from under them in Parliament, so count on another prorogue, citing Harper’s use of it to stop a minority coalition that required the support of a third party.

    1. “So now they roll out the abortion canard, always playing the fear card, ”

      Did they, really? I can’t believe they would trot out that tired old accusation once again, especially since Poilievre isn’t vulnerable to it.

      What’s next…”Soldiers. With guns. In our streets” ?

    1. L- To control another round of globalist inspired chaos and Carnage. Mark’s Martial Law to be
      declared! At least, call it by its real name:The War Measures Act; because truly, it’s a declaration of War against the citizens of Canada and the nation state, thereof.

  4. Marx carnage sounds like he has the fiscal skills of Killer Allen unME! Zero to less than zero, only theft is his strong suit!

  5. And Libtards keep telling us that this fellow is the “Big Brains ” that was advising Justine.
    And pretending their Carnival Barker is the new Dear Leader of Can Ahh Duh.
    Given how openly ugly and hostile our Progressive Comrades have become,what other than “F.U” are they going to say to voters?
    Is this where former Dear Leader got the sage advice; “The budget will balance itself”?
    At least Max Carnage is consistent.
    “The budget might get balanced in 5 or 6 years” is not much different to the “Net Zero plan”..
    We will be able to give up oil and gas,to save the planet,just as soon as all our electrical generation is powered by Unobtainium”..
    If we could just find enough Unobtainium, our perpetual motion engines will save us all..
    Liberals..
    Maybe they are too stupid to know when they lie?

  6. I’m think there should be a constitutional amendment requiring campaign promises to have a “by this date” attached to them, and a mandatory resign clause (and nullifying their pension as well..) attached to them for breaking that clause.

    My bullshit meter is pegged.

    When I see non politicians, citizens obviously breaking the law, federal financial laws, laws put in place to do no more than simply control others for control’s sake … I look the other way.

  7. Just need clauses stating that any year with a deficit does not count as a pensionable year for politicians and senior bureaucrats and one reducing politicians’ salaries by ten percent for every one percent deficit.
    Deficits for the purpose of buying votes would be a thing of the past.
    What do you mean politicians have a fiduciary duty to Canadians?

  8. Pierre P has an enormous opportunity to mock Carney..
    Carney is attempting to mock the Conservative fiscal plan..
    Conservative should point out,that their plan may be flawed.
    Because they,the conservatives,are using Government Information on the financial state of this nation.
    And we all know,Liberals Lie.

    So any plan based on Government Numbers from a Liberal Government,must have the caveat:
    “PLAN BASED ON OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT NUMBERS”.
    Actual fiscal state of nation unknown until Liberals removed from office.
    Just as a $40 Billion dollar deficit,comes in as a $60 billion failure.
    From a Liberal finance minister,advised by her close friend Mr Carnage..

    And as a serious note,I have very little doubt that the true financial state of Canada is way worse than the Uni-Party pretends.
    Normal rule when estimating government costs?
    X 5

  9. It will take that long for the wind turbines and solar panels to start generating a financial surplus. Perhaps Canadians can feast on the large raptors piled beneath the turbines for that long.

    “What’s for dinner, dear?”

    “Oh, not eagle again!”

  10. Excuse A War somewhere
    Escuse B Pandemic
    Escuse C America did something
    Escuse D China did something
    Escuse E OPec did something.

    Chance of 1 of the above and they cant keep promise 99.99%

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