17 Replies to “Mets First Baseman Survives Paramedics And Is Out Of Hospital”

    1. HA HA HAAA!!! l got a fridge magnet: DIET. stands for ‘did l eat that’
      otoh for certain early physiological reasons my metabolism became hard wired to BURN OFF all calories in body heat. its come in handy, not the least of which l can pig out at will and not gain weight.

  2. DEI hire for sure. I’m just thankful the fat guy with the yarmulke didn’t accidentally trip and fall on the poor first baseman squishing him to death.

  4. My fire fighter friend used to bash the paramedics mercilessly as they always needed help from FF men – there werent any women FF at this time – getting emergency patients out of their house. Not even fatsos.
    Now heart attack fatsos are in charge FFS.

    1. “…they always needed help from FF men…”

      Two chicks and an ambulance is what I see around here all the time, and it’s f-ing stupidity. I can tell you the two chicks are not going to lift my big busted @ss up off the road if I crash. Not without a crane. And they do not have a crane. They should, but they don’t.

      250lbs of Phantom plus the steel stretcher? Plus the gadget boxes? Little 120lb girlies are not getting all that off the ground, even on the flat and level pavement. Down a ditch? Maybe over a steel barrier? Nope. They can barely carry the boxes.

      1. I agree Phantom. I had an experience recently that underlines your point. I am not the slimmest women on the planet but I am also not morbidly obese like many other women these days. I’m about 162 on a 5’8″ frame. So… 20-30 overweight?

        I had an issue with sudden full body tremors recently, and I just happened to be in the shower (tub/shower) when my legs gave out. With the weakness in my arms and legs due to the tremors, I couldn’t get myself out. EMS was called. A male/female team arrived. The female was well built – I’d say she had about 30 lbs on me. The male was whip thin. She was the lead, and she defiantly knew her medical stuff, but HE was the one who had to lift me.

        Afterward I was contemplating what would have happened if I ‘d be heavier… like 190/200ish. There’s no way a two female EMS team could have moved me. And yes, what if I were a 250 male? Would they have called the FD for backup? And how would 3 or 4 people actually fit into the bathroom to assist? I’ve always been against females in positions like firefighters unless they can dead-lift the same as male. This situation drove home how stupid we’ve become. It’s like that female Secret Service agent covering Tump when he was shot. She was a good foot shorter than the men and you clearly see the President’s head and shoulders wide open to a possible second shot.

        The moral of the story is that for as long as I stay in the demented Dominion, I need to lose 30 lbs!

  5. That’s actually amazing. A freakin’ clown show for real, with a fat guy and a midget. Just add red noses.

    The beeotch nearly dropped him. Twice. And none of them knew how to manage the fricking stretcher. Are you kidding me?

    Time for the Players Association to start quietly raising all kinds of hell with the stadium management weenies. That’s psychotic.

    1. “Time for the Players Association to start quietly raising all kinds of hell with the stadium management weenies.”

      this. BIG TIME. all hush hush mind you or it will get skuttled.

  7. I’m old enough to remember when the Physios were at least as fit as the athletes … esp. baseball players *giggle*.

  8. Watch a number of those ridealong reality shows about first responders/paramedics- this is not unusual.

  9. Sporting event duty is very desirable. Used to be given to the old veterans as a reward.

    DEI head of training and HR snatched up the Mets tickets

  10. I’m happy to say that none of the paramedics I’ve encountered look like these specimens.

  11. What athlete? That’s a baseball player. Did he hurt himself scratching his balls or did he choke on tobacco?

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