The Telegraph- Why shouldn’t this white German woman ‘identify as black’?
A 36-year-old glamour model from Germany has announced that she’s planning to emigrate to Africa – because she’s black. Admittedly she wasn’t born black. She was born with white skin, and blonde hair, to white parents. None the less, black is how she now identifies. To this end, she has had injections of a synthetic hormone called Melanotan, which has significantly darkened her pale skin. In addition, she has changed her name from Martina Adam to Malaika Kubwa, which is Swahili for “Big Angel”.

I regrettably cannot un-see that!
Could have been worse. She could have cut all her girl-parts off and grown a beard.
Wow. Imagine the tariffs on that pair of Dusseldorfs.
Looks like she’s trying to smuggle Zeppelins in that bikini top.
I wasn’t interested in this story in the least … until I read her Swahili name. That made me LOOK. Just one LOOK was all it took …
https://youtu.be/xCyUF6rGwfk?si=WvOFDQW4EhhU_PFl
I’ll know she’s serious if she’s noisy in a movie theatre.
If you guys ever want to screw with Trans people, and folks like this who medically alter the melanin make-up in their skin, just refer to them as a “poor man’s Nazi genetics experiment.” All their changes are a thinly disguised, after the fact (birth), charade.
Hitler aimed to change the genetic makeup of the population through measures known as “racial hygiene” or “eugenics”. In other words, before birth. If you take a step back and really look at the situation, their changes are voluntary (for the most part) and superficial. But, the goal is basically the same.
That’s why I laugh every time the trans community refers to the Right as Nazis.
Years ago on this site, I read a great comment by Kate. Just because someone thinks they are Napoleon, does not mean that we will give them an army to invade Europe!”
Its good to see lunatic humour that isn’t political related.
Will Justin Trudeau be re-colourizing too?
I’d bet he’s bleached his arsehole.
Steve Martin beat her to the punch by decades in “The Jerk.”
“The new phone books are here!”
“Black Like Me”
I had to read this book in … I think grade 10 English though I don’t know if it was part of the curriculum or the teacher who choose it. She was from Brooklyn NYC, probs my favorite English teacher though I don’t know her political leanings, which seems to me as to how it should be in high school.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Like_Me
Read it in high school
The way my brain works the only detail I remember is he was outed by a shoe shine guy. Had his shoes shined when he was white then a month or two later after his skin darkening.”I never forget a pair of shoes”
General impression was he was treated worse when he was black.
There’s a tradition/genre of literature of the abyss started by Jack London when he went into the abyss of the London slums. Eric Blair started using the pen name George Orwell when he released Down and Out in London and Paris. Went on with other similar books.
I’ve read a modern Canadian version of a slumming author who started by handling toxic waste in Regina and ended in Victoria as a day labourer. Also a more recent account of somebody working for Walmart.
General conclusion – it sucks to be poor
London had the life line of a gold sovereign sewn in the lining of the second hand coat he bought for his adventure. The Regina guy had a credit card and his agent’s phone number. Hard to imagine the blackened German having a viable escape hatch from her charade to Africa. What’s a good safe word in Swahili?
A glamour model from Germany? Imagine reading that in her bio and then swiping onto those monsters. The bar in Germany is so low they must be classifying a Lada as a German Luxury Vehicle.
“Lada as a German Luxury Vehicle”
That would be the Trabant.
Does she have a Wikipedia entry? Of course she does!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martina_Big
To bad she couldn’t have met Michael Jackson back in the day and they could have planned their transition treatments to finish somewhere in the middle.
Are those tits real? What I am really asking, are those tits enhanced by A.I.? They are ridiculously too big for real fake tits. Asking for a friend.
Yep, those are genuine fake knockers. The real deal, as they say.
Imagine having two five gallon pails of silicone strapped to the front of you. She must have the back muscles of an elephant.
All that, and she still looks identifiably German. Like at 30 feet she looks German. Amazing.
OK. I hate to ruin the party, but this kind of post is a distraction that pisses me off.
Who the F#ck cares about this retard?
We are purportedly in “the most serious and consequential” Canadian election EVER.
That would prompt some focus and gravitas.
However, we have Mark Carney and Mike Myers naming Mr. Dressup’s puppets.
Got it.
The joke is on us.
But, hey, check out this retard.
Thanks for the mammaries.
PS: Mr. Dressup was a creep and the tragically hip were an overrated bar band with gov’t grants, and Mike Myers is a twat, and Carney is an evil, grey, globalist.
Have a nice day.
Listen Stevie. Old people are doing without their pain medication so they can buy food. Nobody can afford a car, or gas, or rent. Anyone in the 905/416 area code who does have a car is terrified someone is going to steal it. You can’t walk around downtown Toronto without being agressively pan-handled by bums, and there are homeless in every freaking park in Ontario.
Furthermore, the #Fiberal party is self-evidently composed of people just as crazy as the German chick.
And everybody knows it.
This election is going to be a slaughter. Nothing can save the #Fiberals, not even outright vote fraud. The margin they’ll have to beat is 85%, and you can’t fraud your way out of that.
I hear you, but not sure what that says about what I said.
Nothing wrong with a bit of comic relief.
Try Sanka.
that is funny coming from you
That black ass is on backwards
I worked in East Africa (Swahili country) long enough to observe that the men sit in the shade and discuss politics while the women plant and till corn. The fraulein ain’t gonna make it.
She’s not black, she’s post-Merkel German, alongside “echte Deutsche” like Hans Mohammed and Achmed Schmidt.
Not exactly sure why one needs to go to Africa to be black.. But OK.. I’m sure sugar momma will do just fine as long as the cash holds out.. After that she is going to be floating back to Europe on some driftwood..
Nah. She’ll come over in a rubber dinghy along with all of her “fellow” Africans….. and claim refugee status. After all, didn’t Mutti Merkel say it was OK to do so?
She -is- the rubber dinghy. That’s a lot of flotation right there.