52 Replies to “March 16, 2025: Reader Tips”

    1. Yup. The Yanks will be devastated when they can longer watch turdo and blubber douggie wrasslin’ bare naked and doing grapple holds and lip-locks on each other.

      1. It appears that Canada’s net contribution to global trade comes down to dicks, pussies, and assholes.

    2. Well, if they go forward with this, it just means that Canadian Content creators will receive less money, and thus the government will have to further subsidize them.

    3. I think the Liberals were going to do that anyways for all the offensive displays of hetrosexuality the government tried unsuccessfully to get the site to ban.

  1. Congrats on a successful docking with the ISS, Elon and crew! And screw you, Biden for delaying this momentous occasion. Gawd I loathe whoever was operating your auto pen and teleprompter.

    https://nypost.com/2025/03/16/us-news/spacex-crew-10-successfully-docks-at-international-space-station-paving-way-for-stranded-nasa-astronauts-return-to-earth/

    But I have a serious question for Elon. Dude, are you just fkcuing with us with those Space-X spacesuit ensembles? Did you intentionally include those black GoGo boots as some homage to HG Wells or something? Are you preparing for walking in the muddy water on mars?

    https://images-assets.nasa.gov/image/jsc2025e012270/jsc2025e012270~large.jpg?w=1920&h=1280&fit=clip&crop=faces%2Cfocalpoint

    1. I started watching, but the astronaut chick kept going on about origami in the capsule symbolizing blahbeddyblah and the spirit of la dee dah. On and on. FFS Armstrong went to the moon and said about two sentences. Read the checklist, blast off and do the mission. If you want to put on a show do the white vinyl go go boots and silver mini-skits.

      https://youtu.be/Jmfw9O7I3vE?si=6RaqqocnpBlelp7x

    1. International shipping. More than two combatants. More than one victim. Time to say goodnight Muslim terrorists. Hell will rain on you, and then why not move on to the sponsor of all Muslim terrorism? Before they become a nuclear State … which complicates matters.

      1. “International shipping. ”

        So? It is shipping between Asia and Europe. US shipping lines to Asia go through Pacific, US shipping lanes to Europe go through Atlantic. How is any of it a US problem?

        “More than two combatants.”

        Fine, let them form a coalition and deal with the problem. I thought US role wasn’t to be a global policeman.

        “More than one victim. ”

        Not US.

        Admit it, there is nothing that Trump can do that you would not support. If he started firing Roman candles from his ass you would be in awe.

        P.S. I fully support bombing Houtis and there is never a bad reason to bomb them. I am just loving the pretzel logic … also can’t wait for nation building.

      2. “Scott Borgerson has referred to CargoMetrics as the NSA of Global Trade. Very dangerous, considering this a private corporation, and not US intelligence. Unless this company is a CIA/MOSSAD front. It seems very likely it is an intelligence front, and likely associated with MOSSAD given Ghislaine Maxwell’s relationship with Borgerson, as well as the financial backing received by Israeli shipping magnate Idan Ofer, who has some questionable parties, at the very least.”

        https://www.canucknews.ca/post/ghislaine-maxwell-s-secret-husband-scott-borgerson

        Also international shipping.

    2. You stop the killing by killing the people who are trying to kill you before they can kill you.

      1. Please read with understanding the part of my post above that starts with “P.S. …”

    1. Apparently it’ OK for Paleosimean supporters to attack shipping in the Red Sea so why not attack Jews in Toronto as well?

  2. Guelph Police don’t like to release names, presumably for the protection of the guilty…

    Graffiti incident leads to threat, arrest and discovery of weapons in Ontario town
    https://www.insauga.com/graffiti-incident-leads-to-threat-arrest-and-discovery-of-weapons-in-ontario-town/

    but there are the occasional exception:
    High-risk offender back in custody
    https://www.guelphpolice.ca/en/media-release-march-11-2025.aspx

    … Medhani Yohans, 35, has been deemed to be a high-risk offender. He was released March 1 after serving a custodial sentence…

  3. Car thieves targeted Ontario hotel parking lots; eight people arrested
    https://www.insauga.com/car-thieves-targeted-ontario-hotel-parking-lots-eight-people-arrested/


    Luis Bello-Reyes (29) of Etobicoke
    Amir Habibzai (25) of Mississauga
    Furkan Ari (22) of Toronto
    Dmytro Aref’yev (34), Yekta Isik (30), Tanbir Islam (28), and Fatima Salame (25), all of Montreal, are charged with
    Pierre Bytion (30) of Toronto: is charged with fail to comply with undertaking,

    Police say at the time of arrest Bello-Reyes, Habibzai, and Bytion were all on prior forms of release for similar criminal offences…

  4. $1.2M in cocaine seized on flight that arrived at Toronto Pearson Airport in Mississauga
    https://www.insauga.com/1-2m-in-cocaine-seized-on-flight-that-arrived-at-toronto-pearson-airport-in-mississauga/

    No name…

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    Drugs, cash and child found by police inside Mississauga home; 2 people charged
    https://www.insauga.com/drugs-cash-and-child-found-by-police-inside-mississauga-home-2-people-charged/

    … Sarbinder Kaur, 27, and Manthan Sharma, 25, are each charged with

    possession for purpose of trafficking (two counts)
    possession for the purpose — heroin
    possession for the purpose — methamphetamines…

    I wonder if Sarbinder and Manthan are going to plead innocent and claim it was all the doing of the child who was the mastermind of all the crimes…

    1. Don’t laugh. The bleeding heart Lieberal judge will agree. And then let the child off because of a youthful indiscretion…

  5. Man, 31, accused of setting fire to Beaches home
    https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/man-31-accused-of-setting-fire-to-beaches-home

    … Harjot Bhandaal was arrested on Thursday.

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    Eight arrested on gun, drug and other charges as cops search two Hamilton homes
    https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/eight-arrested-on-gun-drug-and-other-charges-as-cops-search-two-hamilton-homes

    … Charged with an assortment of related offences are Michael Casey, 40, Bradley Mark, 43, Shannon Batchelor, 39, Julian Jesso, 28, Brandon Froese, 28, Gemma Rogers, 21, Maiya Pardy, 24, all of Hamilton, and Jacob Boyd, 23, of Stoney Creek.

  6. Man guilty of ex-wife and daughter’s ‘grotesque’ murders sentenced to life
    https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/mandel-man-guilty-of-ex-wife-and-daughters-grotesque-murders-sentenced-to-life

    May Godfrey Sig-Od never see the light of day…

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    Second person charged in Brampton shooting that killed unintended target
    https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/second-person-charged-in-deadly-2024-brampton-shooting

    … Dennis Mclean was arrested on Wednesday and charged with first-degree murder and conspiracy to obstruct justice…

    And I suppose Dennis was an aspiring drill rap artist.

  7. New Canadians doing the jobs Canadian won’t!

    Edmonton man charged with sexual assault and child luring
    https://www.edmontonpolice.ca/News/MediaReleases/SAdutytowarnMar14

    … Following the investigation, Yasin Cetin, 32, was charged on March 13, 2025, with sexual assault, sexual interference, invitation to sexual touching, luring a child under 16, making child pornography and distribution of child pornography.

    Cetin was released with conditions, including not to have any contact or communication with anyone under 16 years of age, not to attend any public swimming area, school, daycare, playground, youth shelter or public library.

    Cetin is actively involved in various local and national youth initiatives. Investigators are concerned that other young males may have also been victimized by Cetin. As a result, the EPS is releasing Cetin’s photo to encourage anyone else who may have been victimized to contact police.

    Cetin is a former civilian employee of (the Edmonton Police Service) EPS. He formally resigned from the organization on May 31, 2024. The assault had not been reported to police while he was employed with EPS.

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    Two men charged, warrants issued for a third in northeast Edmonton homicide
    https://www.edmontonpolice.ca/News/MediaReleases/homicideMar14

    … On Mar. 10, Manpreet Brar, 29, was arrested, and on Mar. 13, Gursimran Singh, 21, was arrested. Both men were charged with first degree murder and kidnapping in relation to Sukhvir Singh’s death. Canada-wide warrants have been issued for a third male, Lovepreet Sidhu, 27, for first degree murder and kidnapping in relation to the death. All three accused were known to the victim…

  8. WEAPONS INVESTIGATION “London man” arrested
    https://www.londonpolice.ca/en/news/weapons-investigation-25-22976.aspx

    … As a result of the investigation, Azzam Hantoosh, 21, of London, has been charged with one count of assault with a weapon…

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    BREAK AND ENTER INVESTIGATION “Brampton man” in custody
    https://www.londonpolice.ca/en/news/break-and-enter-leads-to-charges-25-21874.aspx

    … Harun Abdul Murad, 40, of Brampton has been charged with the following offences:

    Five (5) counts of possession of firearm or ammunition contrary to a prohibition order;
    Four (4) counts of possession of a prohibited or restricted weapon or prohibited device;
    Possession of property obtained by crime under $5000;
    Two (2) counts of possession of a Schedule 1 substance for the purpose of trafficking; and,
    Break, enter, and theft.

    The accused remains in custody. (That seems to be an exception.)

  9. Longfields Drive homicide investigation: Victim identified; man charged
    https://www.ottawapolice.ca/en/news/homicide-investigation-on-longfields-drive.aspx

    … The Homicide Unit has charged Munyaradzi GONOUYA, 29, of Ottawa, with Second degree murder…

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    Wanted homicide suspect arrested re-entering Canada
    https://www.ottawapolice.ca/en/news/wanted-homicide-suspect-arrested-re-entering-canada.aspx

    The Ottawa Police Service Homicide Unit has arrested and charged Haybe Farhan ADEN as he re-entered Canada on March 11th at Toronto Pearson International Airport…

  10. Arrest warrant issued for 33-year-old Kyanoush REZAEI
    https://www.ottawapolice.ca/en/news/arrest-warrant-issued-for-33-year-old-kyanoush-rezaei.aspx

    The Ontario Provincial Police (OPP)-led Provincial Weapons Enforcement Unit (PWEU) is advising that a Bench Warrant has been issued for the arrest of Kyanoush REZAEI, 33, of Ottawa. REZAEI cut off his ankle monitor and failed to appear for sentencing. He is on recent release awaiting sentencing for firearms trafficking across the Canada/United States border in 2022 and other related charges.

    As a condition of his release, REZAEI is required to wear an ankle monitor. On Monday, March 3rd, he removed the monitor and discarded it along Highway 417 near Thunder Road. Police believe he may have travelled to the Greater Toronto Area, Montreal, Cornwall, Akwesasne, or possibly attempted to enter the United States.

    REZAEI may be travelling in a black 2020 Land Rover Range Rover with an Ontario licence plate. He is also associated with a white 2024-2025 Lincoln Nautilus with an unknown licence plate.

    REZAEI is described as a Middle Eastern man, 5’9”, approximately 215 lbs, with long wavy dark hair.

    Police believe REZAEI has access to firearms and should be considered armed and dangerous.

    If you see him, please call 911.

    Anyone with information as to the whereabouts of REZAEI is asked to contact the Repeat Offender Parole Enforcement Squad (ROPE) at 416-808-5900 or 1-866-870-ROPE (7673) or the Ottawa Police Service Guns and Gangs Unit at 613-236-1222 extension 5050…

  11. Man charged with sexual assault and forcible confinement, police seeking other victims
    https://www.ottawapolice.ca/en/news/man-charged-with-sexual-assault-and-forcible-confinement-police-seeking-other-victims.aspx

    … Yesterday, Brice PIYAU, 47 years old from Ottawa, was arrested and charged with:

    Sexual assault
    Sexual assault with a weapon
    Sexual assault with threats
    Forcible confinement
    Fraud under $5000…

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    Multiple animal cruelty and drug-related offences result in man charged
    https://www.ottawapolice.ca/en/news/multiple-animal-cruelty-and-drug-related-offences-result-in-man-charged.aspx

    … An investigation commenced into 34-year-old Andy Jay ALI of Jasper, Ontario, following a veterinarian clinic’s report to Animal Welfare Services. The subsequent investigation revealed additional veterinary clinics concerned with the well-being of other animals…

  12. Longueuil police seek potential victims of arrested tutor
    https://www.montrealgazette.com/news/local-crime/article810253.html

    … Setula Barthélemy Kalaky, a Longueuil resident, was arrested Feb. 25 following allegations of sexual contact involving a 10-year-old girl in a private residence last month, the Longueuil police force said in a statement.

    Police investigators believe Kalaky may have targeted other victims, as he has worked as a tutor for elementary and high school students…

  13. Project Lowkey – Organized Crime: R24-21441
    https://www.winnipeg.ca/police/community/news-releases/2025-03-12-project-lowkey-organized-crime-r24-21441


    On January 31, 2025, WPS, with the assistance of Manitoba First Nations Police Service, and RCMP “D” Division, Ontario Provincial Police and Saskatoon Police Service, executed multiple search warrants throughout Canada, including the following locations:

    500 block of Dale Boulevard, Winnipeg, Manitoba
    600 block of Ballantrae Boulevard, Winnipeg, Manitoba
    300 block of Houde Drive, Winnipeg, Manitoba
    1700 block of Pembina Hwy, Winnipeg, Manitoba
    400 block of Ridge Road South, Sandy Bay First Nation, Manitoba
    600 block of Princeton Drive, Thompson, Manitoba
    First block of Cambridge Street, Thompson, Manitoba
    First block of Casimir Street, Toronto, Ontario
    First block of Keppel Circle, Brampton, Ontario
    200 block of Brenyon Way, Scarborough, Ontario
    First block of Assiniboine Drive, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

    The search warrants resulted in the seizure of the following property:

    Seven (7) loaded handguns with loaded high capacity magazines, including a loaded drum magazine
    Various Ammunition
    Approximately 10 kg of Cocaine (Estimated Street Value: $250,000)
    Approximately 5 kg of Methamphetamine (Estimated Street Value: $35,000)
    Approximately 25,000 Hydromorphone pills (Estimated Street Value: $500,000)
    Score sheets and documentation
    Scales, vacuum sealer, drug packaging material
    2020 Dodge Durango, 2016 Honda Accord, 2013 Acura RDX (drug conveyance vehicle) – valued at $60,000. (all vehicles were found to contain professionally installed methods of concealment, aka. traps)
    Approximately $280,000.00 CDN

    As a result of Project Lowkey, the following individuals were arrested and formally charged:

    Mohamed ABDUIKADIR, 25, of MB: (Wpg)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 3

    Nisar HASHIMI, 35, of MB/ONT (GTA)
    Possession of a Loaded Prohibited or Restricted Firearm x 3
    Possession of a Prohibited or Restricted Weapon Knowing its Possession is Unauthorized x 4
    Possession of Firearm, Restricted/Prohibited Weapon, Firearm Part or Ammunition Contrary to Prohibition Order x 3
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 3

    Jordan LETFORD, 22, of ONT (GTA)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 4

    James SPENCE, 19, of MB: (Sandy Bay)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 3

    Deshawn WHYTE, 23, of ONT: (GTA)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 2
    Possession of a Forged Document with Intent

    Tsu-La-Sti LYNCH, 36, of USA:
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 2

    Omar ISSE, 25, of ONT: (GTA)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 2
    Possession of a Forged Document with Intent

    Mohammed ALI, 33, of ONT: (GTA)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 3

    Jabreel ELMI, 31, of ONT: (GTA)
    Canada Wide Warrant, First Degree Murder
    Attempted Murder x 2 (Toronto) – Listed on Canada’s Most Wanted List

    Warrants of arrest have also been issued for the following individuals:

    Aaron WOLF-PLUME, 22 years, of AB: (Wanted)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 4

    Mohammed ABDIRAHMAN, 23, of ONT: (Wanted)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 3

    Rahim KHAN-MOGAKALA, 22, of ONT: (Wanted)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 3

    Marquez LERMA-JORDAN, 20, of ONT: (Wanted)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 2

    Nathan SYLVESTER, 22, of ONT: (Wanted)
    Conspiracy to Commit an Indictable Offence x 2…

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