76 Replies to “From Trudeau’s Lisp To Trump’s Ears”

  1. Just give us a transcript please. I can’t listen to this arrogant twit for 2 seconds without wanting to hurl. Otherwise this just in; Donald Trump has responded “Yeah right whatever Junior”.

  2. Yup. The limp flags would have done it without the vacant podium. Loyal Opposition included.

  3. Ol’ Rosie just stopped chewing her cud long enough to say the turd will talk at 9pm ET. On the CBC, their biggest fear is not for the country, it is what it might do to the Liberal Party.

    2. CBC apparatchiks are merely reflecting their fear of becoming unemployed should the Conservatives form a government and actually defund the Corpse.

  4. How upthet will the ponce be?

    Maybe we should have a drinking game based on his favourite keywords, such as:
    Friends
    Partners
    Unfair
    Relationship
    WE

    Shit, looks like I’m getting drunk.

    1. Drunker right now than you, dude.
      Which is why I won’t type my opinion.
      Cheers, and F,ck You know who.
      HONK ETC.
      Happy groundhog day tomorrow, or repeatedly for the last 5 years.

      1. Who was that metrosexual (I’m being generous) at the podium? I thought your PM has resigned? What power does this poofter have to do anything.

        And Dear Leaderless Canada spokestwerp … your dollar is worth $0.65 American dollars (and plunging). Face it … Canadians can’t AFFORD American goods … $125B in American goods you can’t afford anyway won’t be impacted by your 25% tariff. But your Dear Leaderless Figurehead is both math and economics challenged.

        All you had to do is cooperate … you know … like all that JFK quote bullshit … and work WITH US securing the border. But nope. A big chunk of the Canadian GDP is criminal and drug money laundering, so you can’t risk that, eh hoser? Now you have just made Canadians lives even WORSE than you’ve already made them. You’ve made your young people hopeless. Hopeless to afford even a modest lifestyle. Let me warn you, all you Marxist Canadians … desperate young people will drop you faster than a hot burning coal. And, no … when their lives turn to shit … they won’t be happy to have saved the planet from Global Warming while they watch political leaders living in the lap of luxury. You’re fomenting a Revolution … but it’s not the one you were imagining. It’s one that will take your heads … clean off.

        1. FO retard. There’s nothing to ‘cooperate’ over. Your border is your problem. Your tariffs are also your problem.

          1. Good comeback *giggle* … Watch your head, Marxist … watch your head. Your hopeless young people will be coming for it soon

        2. I think certain interest groups offered him silver or lead. It would have been better for us if he just took the lead.

        3. Doncha know how Trudeau logic works?
          If a criminal activity occurring in Canada is less than one percent then the US administration should give us a pass.
          It would be like a doctor trying to excuse a fentanyl addiction because less than one percent of a fatal dose is ok.
          But I digress
          We use the same logic to tell the Americans that giving the Inuit old rifles and a phone number in Ottawa is the equivalent of the US subsurface fleet.

    2. I didn’t listen,so I’m not sure how many times he said “We Know”, but I’m sure a few times. What is China saying about their province being rolled by Trump?

  5. The empty podium and 4 flags are the best it’s going to be for Trudeau tonight, he should leave it at that and go home.

  6. Let me guess
    They scheduled a presser and before he was set to talk he said

    “Ok so what am I going to say”
    And everyone in the room just looks at each other gob smacked
    Press conference gets delayed

  7. Trudeau is probably having to get an extra diaper on, because he’s scared shitless, and lets face facts, his sphincter is probably not the best. Blech!

    1. Even teflon butt plugs wear out from overuse, particularly when the WEF train pulls out of its useful idiot’
      Sorry to be so crass, but that is where it’s at.
      Things are changing. I hope for the best. Otherwise I will require a new liver.
      Have a nice day.
      I kid.
      Or not.
      How about you?

  11. What a goof, an arrogant idiot. He has no idea what’s coming, by being an overconfident doofus.

    1. Oh, I think he does know what’s coming, and he welcomes it. Because, based on his knowledge of the gullibility/stupidity of the Canadian public – and a reasonable expectation of anti-Trump support from Pee-Pee, Blubber Douggie, et al – he’s got good reason to believe he can turn this to his advantage.

  12. The Turd has announced $21,000,000,000 of countervailing tariffs immediately, or roughly $7 USD. The Americans must be shaking. I though I would puke when he mentioned military allies, if there was a fight, the Americans would not too politely tell Canada to stay out while the grownups handled it. A tiny, token purple haired platoon using antiquated weapons would just get in the way.

    1. Answer me this my Canadian friends, who I dearly love … did ANY of that rally your patriotism? Are you truly inspired to man the barricades against the American onslaught?

  14. Best thing to happen now is for Trump to announce 100% tariffs tomorrow.
    Gotta hit TruDOPE with a HAMMER, immediately.

    1. Are you going to say that to the factory workers, miners and farmers who are headed for bankruptcy thanks to the orange turd you fukkin simpleton

      1. They shouldn’t vote for TruDOPE, child.
        TruDOPE lies, fentanyl is a Canadian problem.
        Don’t believe anything TruDOPE says, ponce.

        1. “fentanyl is a Canadian problem.”

          No it’s a drug prohibition problem.

          “Best thing to happen now is for Trump to announce 100% tariffs tomorrow.”

          Again it’s Americans being hit by those tariffs.

      2. And you DO realize all your PM had to do was … cooperate? Why aren’t you fukkin upset at your simpleton PM?

        1. No necessarily that easy. Trump has chosen the worst possible moment, his tariffs give a lifeline to Potato government. It is a complete lack of foresight to impose them now and expect Potato to do anything but double down on his stupid. This could have been avoided had Trump waited until we have a regime change. Instead he weakened his ally and strengthened his enemy.

          1. If Trudeau had half a brain, he would have gotten the message during Trump’s first term. Wilfully obtuse and thinking that “sunny ways” would keep us in the good graces of Americans. Canadians, a bunch of spoiled brats being given some tough love.

        2. Their cognitive dissonance (and arrogance/anti-Americanism) has made them unwise. They will find out in due time. Some people have to be shown.

          He and his government would rather do this than cooperate on a mutually beneficial action with their “closest ally”…funny that, huh?
          It’s like they may either want this to happen to their own people, or perhaps they are making money off of their drug trade (as well as other sorts of trafficking)?

  15. Trudeau has this country’s back unlike you pathetic traitors who can all eat shit

        3. Envious little bugger. Can’t figure out how to eat shit, hates the smart kids who can. Hint: use your mouth, buggerballs.

    4. But he said we are not a country… He said we are a post national state…. And now we are a bankrupt post national crap hole.

  16. So as a Canadian, I would like the PM to tell me what request from the US government around our border security that is so unacceptable that we had to go to tariffs? Supposedly we had cabinet members down in Washington and no one has come out and said what is so wrong with the demand from the US?

    By the way, the Liberals in 2003 basically thumbed their nose at the US for the Iraq coalition. So no, we haven’t always been good partners.

    1. ” I would like the PM to tell me what request from the US government around our border security that is so unacceptable that we had to go to tariffs? ”

      The part where we are expected to import Trump’s jingoism, nativism, and police state when he’s made clear that’s not even what this is about.

      “the Liberals in 2003 basically thumbed their nose at the US for the Iraq coalition. ”

      Ha ha not quite! Canada sent a substantial naval presence to that op.

      1. “Ha ha not quite! Canada sent a substantial naval presence to that op.”

        Canada did nothing substantial when it came to Iraq war. Canada was committed in Assholistan heavily at that time but as far as Iraq we sat on the sidelines.

    2. I’ve been asking that since Trump first threatened tariffs. The Canada solution should be sooooooo easy.

  17. It’s time to hit the Jack Daniel’s bourbon bottle hard while those three stooges are onscreen. The Turd’s BS reminded me of his ludicrous eulogy at PET’s funeral. The sooner these clowns are gone, the better.

  19. I personally know of a trucker who years ago picked up a reefer van full of beef at a US port. Drove to Calgary to Canada Packers where they went through his load stamping the carcasses with the “CP” logo and he then delivered it back in to the US.
    The beef originated from a country the US was not wanting to import from.
    Canada was the back door.
    Central Canada has held the Americans in contempt just like they hold westerners in contempt.
    Free The West

    1. Good for Canada. That there is Canada making Americans freer and more prosperous than their country wants them to be.

  20. The speaking in French is just the icing on the cake. Is he required to do this or does he just get off on sounding as weak as humanly possible?

  22. Tolerance is Nothing.
    No heterosexual man wants to talk to the Little Potato on a Saturday night.

  23. Canada, I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship.
    Well, let’s not kid ourselves, it wasn’t beautiful.
    Good luck!

  26. How about call an election and let Canadians decide if they want a trade war.

    My take is a trade war will be the impetus for Quebec to separate at which point the other provinces will slowly do the same and join the states outright or in some economic union.

  28. The revolution/secession will never happen as long as the kids are not hungry.

    The major sucklers of the public breast have a few string pullers smart enough to keep the children (barely) fed.

    Until then the pro-Trudeau/anti-President Donald J. Trump Canadian born and bred sheeple will keep Shiny Pony and his minions in power. To them, facts don’t matter.

  30. Dear lame duck PM;

    Let me help you with the math. The Canadian dollar is worth $0.65 US … so even after the 25% tariff your shit is STILL … ON SALE!! at a 10% discount.

    Please make a note of it.

  32. That pic says it all. Three ministers – PM, Global and Finance, deputy PM – all from Quebec. Probably the three most important positions in Canada’s Government. All Quebecers. Quebec runs Canada through its Ottawa proxy. Always has.

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