Big Serge- With reinforcements unable to scramble into the critical theater and Toronto severed from the cities in the eastern corridor, the Canadian 31st and 32nd Brigade Groups will be isolated and destroyed. Unconditional surrender is anticipated within 14 days.
Yep, the Canadian media pundits will defeat the Yankees with laser focused snark and armor piercing insults. The Trudeau Liberal-NDP government will counter attack by forming a committee of gender and racially diverse social activist warriors.
Aw, c’mon! We’ll at least slow ’em down checking for proper gender & pronoun certificates.
The traffic congestion in southern Ontario will slow them down. And, perhaps, winter driving conditions.
hopefully air strikes on TO
None of that would be necessary as there really is no military to repel any invader. Fort Drum in NY has more firepower and manpower than the Canadian military. Look how easy it has been for India to take over.
Someone gets it.
Still, as others have pointed out, why would the US want to annex a population that is 60% socialist/welfarian, whose biggest beliefs are MUH GUBERMINT, MUH GUBMINT CHEQUES AMD MUH GUBMINT JOB?
Sure, our natural resources are being squandered by environmentalist nutters and bush bunnies, and the US is hungry for those resources, but at what cost? By absorbing another California into their election circus?
Maybe Puerto Rico North? Guatamala North? Usually it would be Mexico, but their economy is doing vastly better than ours.
Exactly. The prime real estate would be Alberta, Saskatchewan, Nunavut, NWT and Yukon in the peace treaty. If the US also gets Greenland, they’d control all of the North American side of the arctic circle, the northwest passage and link Alaska to the lower 48 states. Canada keeps the rest and, as a bonus, by getting rid of carbon intensive Alberta and Saskatchewan Canada will achieve their climate goals way ahead of their net zero schedule. Canada also gets rid of the only reliably conservative provinces in Canada. Win-win for both countries.
Yes, I’m being sarcastic.
There is nothing that says Canada has to be “absorbed into our election circus”. We can get control of the resources and Canada can get non-voting seats in Congress like Guam and American Samoa.
But Trumpy doesn’t want control of the resources. That would deprive American workers of jobs in the USA.
You miss the point that if the US annexes Alberta those are American jobs for Americans.
If the US annex’s Canada, the Democrats will win the House, the Senate, and the Presidency for the foreseeable future.
40 million new “Americans” people would get unlimited access to the US. All because Trumpy is worried about a few thousand illegal aliens.
Lots of “American” goods would flow south. Probably more than now.
joe, ten million plus illegals is not few thousand.
I agree. There is nothing the US can’t get from Canada without taking over. And Quebec? Fuggedaboutit.
“Why would the US want to annex a population that is 60% socialist/welfarian, whose biggest beliefs are MUH GUBERMINT, MUH GUBMINT CHEQUES AMD MUH GUBMINT JOB?”
We wouldn’t, thank you.
Seize the resources and give Canada a single senator and 2 seats in Congress: one for Quebec and one for the rest. Just to piss off Ontarians. Oh and zero Electoral College votes. Done.
Where did I put my American flag …… have to add a star to it
Let’s think positive here. Canada has so many Afghan immigrants now – I am sure many of them are battle-hardened veterans of the wars against the Soviets and the Americans. They can show Canadians how to make a reasonable facsimile of an AK47 out of tin cans and bailing wire and how to set up a proper ambush along the Trans- Canada!
The so called Trans canada is NOT TRANS canada. It goes from Victoria thru BC the prairies, and Manitoba to ontario where it abruptly ends and becomes Highway 17.
90 kph!
2 lanes, one each way with passing lanes about every 10 or so kilometers.
Allllll the wayyyy east to wherever
Miles and miles of miles and miles…
Hey it was extended from Ottawa to Arnprior.
The US could beat Canada in 15 minutes but they would likely leave after 10 years of burying their dead from another stupid war. I’m sure Canadians would eagerly gut the occupation force and their quislings.
“The US could beat Canada in 15 minutes but they would likely leave after 10 years of burying their dead from another stupid war. ”
Yes to the first point, no to the last. Canadians have little to no patriotic leanings (thanks, multiculturalism!) and even less desire to fight.
“I’m sure Canadians would eagerly gut the occupation force and their quislings.”
Yes, with all the guns, ammunition, explosives and other weaponry that we neither possess nor have the means to create. We’ll just tie our knives to the ends of sticks and charge at them…
Canadians have little to no patriotic leanings (thanks, multiculturalism!) and even less desire to fight.
My patriotism towards this shithole took a dive long ago, even before multicult was a thing. That said, I’ll fight for the right reason, eg., WEXIT.
Hands furiously clapping!
After reviewing all the reaction about this non-event (that will never come to pass), I have determined Canadians prefer being annexed by Xi.
https://gab.com/Mjtheod/posts/113805092543571811
How will the US invade when:
– they’re mired in Syria and Iraq
– they’re busy bombing Houthis
– they’re going to make all hell break out in the Middle East, when the hostages aren’t released?
– they’ve sent most of their ammunition to Ukraine
For better to take the “invasion” troops and use them to patrol the border. No one gets killed, little extra money is spent, and illegal immigration stops.
Re Fentanyl. Get the National Guard to inspect all mail, UPS, etc. parcels coming direct from China (640 million packages in 2023).
Easily. They simply position themselves along the border with crates of new AR-15s, and hand them to Canadians. Done. Over.
Yep!
“How will the US invade when:
– they’re mired in Syria and Iraq
– they’re busy bombing Houthis
– they’re going to make all hell break out in the Middle East, when the hostages aren’t released?
– they’ve sent most of their ammunition to Ukraine ”
Because having the most powerful military *in the world* means that even with all of that on their plate they would still have enough military might at their disposal to walk all over Canada. Obviously.
Meanwhile the Chicoms invades Taiwan, North Korea invades South Korea, Iran doubles down on Israel, all knowing the U.S. has its hands full and has essentially run out of ammunition.
And as California shows, a few people within the US can do a lot of damage.
No more wars Republicans would be wiped out in the midterms.
Trump would be impeached, and then removed from office by the Senate.
The idiot Kamala Harris (or equivalent) would run in 2028 and probably win.
Only 14 days??? Are they stopping for a coffee on the way?
Wouldn’t you?
Cyclist
Yup, buy Tim shares!!!!
Taking a break in Missoula for a Moose Drool.
The likelihood of anyone invading Canada is roughly comparable to the likelihood anyone bothering to defend Canada.
Jessica thee COLON
We could use you for our defense, yer BULLSHITT is impenetrable.
Hopefully the invading forces are bogged down in T.O. long enough that Maple Leaves Garden is reduced to the rubble it deserves to be.
The Leafs haven’t played in MLG for many years.
I’m somewhat pleased that I had no idea about that…
We’re going to threaten to invade, but at the last minute we’ll offer you terms – if you take Minnesota as part of Canada, we’ll stop.
I’m hearing we could get a good deal on California.
Is this where the “fire sale” joke belongs?
Only if you take Quebec.
“We’re going to threaten to invade, but at the last minute we’ll offer you terms – if you take Minnesota as part of Canada, we’ll stop.”
Take Quebec in trade, and you’ve got a deal…
Love it! I have copied/pasted it to my friends/relatives who live in the Toronto-Montreal corridor.
Update: Oh my goodness! My friends in Toronto have ZERO sense of humour and I referenced my email as “I amuse myself”. I wonder if I will have any friends in Toronto now.
Time to dust of this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_Scheme_No._1
In the 1920’s and 30’s both the US and Canada, separately, did plans and sand table war games to invade each other. It was just that as neither had any causus belli. Both sides struck through WA state and BC, the prairie states and provinces. It kept the staffs of both sides busy and entertained while not taking things seriously. I don’t know which Canadian politician offered a plan to annex WA, OR and CA. As long as just took the I-5 corridor I’m okay with that.
sarc/sort of
Antifa clowns at the universities may pretend to provide resistance, or ray-zist-anse spoken with a french accent.
But would any canadian army commander be stupid enough to fire shots and get his men killed? Nope.
Especially when an offer to absorb the canadian army and pay them US dollars at par would mean an immediate 30% pay increase…
Absorb the Canadian army? The whole brigade? All 2,500? They couldn’t handle it.
We can shave off a few days if we consult with the South Park infantry.
You don’t need armoured cavalry to cut all traffic on the 401. A couple of hours of lake-effect snow usually does the trick.
Ten eco-fruitbats with bicycles could close the 401.
Will this invasion take place before or after the US federal government invades California?
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2025/01/11/jesse-watters-calls-for-federal-takeover-of-la-due-to-reckless-management-of-wildfires-1515334/
If Americans come this way I will be on the street greeting them. The idea reminds me of Allied troops liberating cities in Europe.
“If Americans come this way I will be on the street greeting them. ”
Same here. Like Dumb Biker, I don’t feel any allegiance to the Eastern elites who rule over me and control every aspect of my life. Their utter contempt for me is obvious in every way, and at least the Americans value the same freedoms that I do.
Failing that, Western separation can’t come soon enough.
This is ridiculous. Such a fantasy.
If the New York National Guard mounted up and drove to Ottawa, the whole thing would be over in a lazy weekend.
According to google maps….Fort Drum NY, home to the 10th Mountain Division, is 112 miles from Ottawa and would take approximately 2 hours to get there. Now, since military equipment usually travels at a reduced speed and that the 10th would be in no hurry to acheive its goal early, likely stopping in Kempville at Tim’s, this would all be over by noon.
Given the current conditions in Canada militarily…..this is the likely outcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDGkQiwh_qg
I allotted time for them to get hotel rooms, check in and all that before heading downtown to take over Parliament.
No rush, right?
Not many years ago I was at 4 Wing Cold Lake and visited a friend in the supply depot. On the floor was a crate containing a CF 18 engine. On the crate was written “Property of US Navy”. I have thought about that. If the US wanted to ground our air force they need only ask for their engines back. No engine no skullsplittenskreemenspitzenzeefireoffenzeebakensmoken airplanes. For Canada.
It amazes me they still throw this around as a single-state annexation. It’s a stupid idea.
In area we’re larger than their entire country (Texas ain’t gonna like that…they’re already pissed at Alaska). In population, we’re just slightly ahead of California. We have multiple cities more populous than several states (Calgary has more people than Montana, for example).
They could gerrymander all sorts of variations, but simplest is just to take each province as a state. It would dilute some of the hardcore leftism and leave existing administrative structures in place. The North could be Puerto Pobre or combined with other states in some fashion.
My two cents.
My strategy would be for the US to drag a $100 dollar bill through Parliament and while the MPs are all fighting over it and distracted, just walk in and announce the takeover.
That plan avoids any bloodshed or hurt feelings.
Wait… there would probably be a lot of bloodshed over that $100 dollar bill.
A few years ago, during Covid and as an unvaxxed undesirable citizen, I seriously thought about whether it was better to go north into Canada’s hinterland with a compound bow, or to become a Maple Back and hop the border into Idaho where I could be armed to the teeth with the boom stick. The latter was the better choice. The truckers intervened.
I would welcome the USA taking over… however, I might still sneak into Washington DC and set the White House ablaze… just for historical sake.
I want our guns back.
Would the US military actually invade just because no more wars Trump ordered them to do so?
Would the US Congress tolerate it?
Invade? I’m shocked that you would use such vile language. The millions of illegal “invaders” in the US are not
going to be sent back across our southern border.
Trump is pretty smart, while everybody is talking about tariffs, Greenland, and Canada he will quietly and quickly get his cabinet confirmed. He’s playing the media and opposing politicians masterfully.
Invade?
Shit…. Trump just had to joke about it..and our fearless fools beat themselves up.
We are a failure as a country.
We have always been subservient to foreign owners,sub branches of foreign business.
Unable to finance development of our resources without losing ownership.
Hewers of wood and carriers of water.
Working for 75% of an American wage.
Confederated Canada was a glorious dream..And a blatant lie from day one.
We have freer fairer trade with our American Cousins,than we have between provinces.
And Canadian Rights and Freedoms are pure farce.
And most of Eastern Canada does not care.
I want those Rights and Freedoms enshired in the USA’s Constitution..
For no government,that is committee of bureaucrats and Parasites, can be trusted to simply leave people alone.
So the right to tell them to back off.And the right to seek a more perfect union when they fail to listen..
Are not privileges to be extended at the benevolence of a mindless minion.
I would bet Canada does not even have a realistic defence plan against invasion.
We do not even have enough trained persons to take prisoner an army that swarms our shores to surrender.
Erudtion and urbanity, you have a surplus sir, well said.
Man of the people, brown bagger Jean has entered the conversation. According to him Trump has achieved what he failed to do and United Canada. You know who, one of the guys who saved Canada by installing Trudeau for the last 9 years. Really.
Justin told me Canada is now a post-national state, with no core identity. We are just a nice hotel to stay in, as long as things are nice. When things get rough, just move on somewhere else. Justin told me that our systemically racist institutions are terrible and therefore not worth fighting for. That our founding history is an embarrassment. I certainly wouldn’t want to exude any toxic masculinity and try to protect land which my ancestors have stolen. Nor would I presume to take a spot in the military as a straight white male which should more deservedly go to someone who has been marginalized because of their race, religion, sexuality or ethnicity.
No, really, the US would take Canada without firing a shot. France would pass to us the title of ‘surrender-monkeys’.
America will be surprised.
https://mitchieville2020.blogspot.com/2024/02/top-5-nazi-secret-weapons-misplaced-by.html
More turgid prose from Fenris Badwit, SDA’s own Horatio Alger. Two parts fop and zero parts hero.
I, anton, wrote this. I don’t care.