Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. testosterone is a hellava drug

   1. That’s what Sophie’s saying these days.

2. No doubt there was no DEI confusion in that species

3. all true.
   l exhibit 3 traits of neanderthal physiology,
   -the prominent eye brow ridges,
   -immense strength, to mark my 68th birthday l invited a tenant to witness me leg pressing 1685 pounds, 4 reps, 5 ” that was 2019
   -way above avg tolerance for cold temperatures which l proved by earning my ice diving qualification in a regular wet suit; under the ice for 3/4 an hour whereupon l begged their indulgence may l go to the change room. that was 1990s.
   ps my GP termed it ‘fast muscle tissue’
   l would have done just fine in europe 50,000 bc

   1. I wonder if neanderthals were bullshitters?

4. So then, we now know that Neanderthal boxers would be put in the Olympic women’s division.

5. The skinless Neanderthal pictures are obviously Joe Rogan in a meat suit.

6. For your listening pleasure:

   https://youtu.be/0e0qYP_PTlY?si=Y1i0arIcGef_KVMg