32 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

  1. The guy who tried to take a Prius through Donner pass in a blizzard deserves to be the first one eaten.

    3. I would rather starve to death slowly than eat some foul-tasting twit from SF driving a Prius over Donner summit in a blizzard.

      1. Driving in a blizzard is just pointless and stupid
      2. I have driven all thru the Sierra in all kinds of road conditions … including unplowed snow. It’s not that difficult to navigate. Just adjust your driving and no sudden moves.
      3. For about the first 40 years of my life, the CHP rarely … rarely … ever CLOSED hwy 80 or 50 over the Sierra. Nobody attempted to drive in conditions they couldn’t handle and there were few people who ever slid off the roads and needed rescuing. However, now … whenever CalTrans can’t get the snow off the road … they shut down the hwy … for days. Why? Because of all the urban twits who shouldn’t even have a drivers license let alone attempt to drive in conditions they’re not competent enough to handle make the hwy’s an utter mess. All these twits should STAY HOME. Read an article about CA’s never ending drought or something … but stay the hell OFF our roads. You’re all incompetent… dangerous … drivers. Too bad you never learned how to drive in your various countries of origin.

      There … I finished my rant.

      1. Good Rant

        Eat a prius driver, Eweeweeue…

        There goes my early night snack.

      2. They sound like Victoria drivers, who all think snow is just thick rain. Its rare that we get snowfalls of more than an inch. They still can’t handle it. Many actually drive faster when it is snowing.

  2. Doner Pass.
    True story, Last year they found a car buried in the snow. 2 Skeltons were in the back seat.
    One Skelton had its hands locked around the other Skeltons neck.
    In the front seat, they found a note. It said,
    “ONLY GET 10 LITERS OF GAS.”

    2. That would be more believable if, instead of hands around the other’s throat, the one skeleton had its teeth crunching the other’s rib.

      1. Thanks mathematics teacher.

        Maybe 2 gallons trips your trigger.

        Maybe English teacher,

        Have I misspelled
        any words?

    1. Kate
      Maybe you get some beautiful pictures of the eclipse setting over the Canadian mountains.
      FL

      Missing me by 2 states.
      8th of March, I believe?

      1. April 8th. Best viewing will be Toronto and east, unfortunately. Middle of the day, not sunset.

    1. Those poor eaten Indian guides would have been better off leading General Custer into the Little Big Horn.
      General Custer “Are you damn Indians not going to help us?”

      Indian Guides “What hell u mean Us, White Man !

  5. The saga of the Donner Party is quite literally a Great American Tragedy. The Ken Burns documentary is riveting stuff. Back in the 80’s, at the westbound I-80 rest area at the eastern edge of the Bonneville Salt, there was a large display that told how the salt flats were the undoing of the Donner Party. It was gone the next time we went through, in ’06.
    And, you’ve never seen snow until you’ve seen Tahoe/Sierra/Donner snow. We skied Tahoe in the early 80’s, including Alpine Meadows only a month before the avalanche that killed 11 people at the ski hill. The amount of snow was simply mind-boggling, even compared to a good winter at Sunshine or Louise.

    3. Watching it on you tube,
      Horrible having to eat or Watching a wife’s spouse die, then seeing his heart roasted on the fire. The old testimony Bible speaks of bad wow
      Can’t go there.

      Later

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