61 Replies to “Well, At Least It’s Not Bugs”

  4. It just needs a little marketing. Something that says environmentally friendly and healthy. What comes to mind?
    What about “green”? That’s totally environmental. Now for healthy? Can’t remind people they’re eating meat. Meat is bad. What about soy beans? All the health food nuts love that. Can’t live on soy alone. What about . . . hmm . . . lentils? Yeah, lentils. Ancient Egyptians ate them. Very African. Very Black.

    Now we just need the name. Soy Lentil Greens? Too long. Soy-lent Greens?

    Hmmm . . . Aha! Soylent Green.

    1. Soylent Green is people! MAID is a feature of the movie, as well. At least, they play some nice music as you slip away. In Canada, they’re liable to play a Trudeau speech.

      2. You’re right! How many billions will the government hand out to build Soylent Green factories? Please breakdown your answer into the categories “Inside Quebec” and “Outside of Quebec.”

        We’re so lucky to live in the progressive paradise of the co-called country of Canada. *ptooey* Now I must punish my tongue for uttering that colonialist word.

    3. There is a reason that the potlatch ceremony practiced by the tribes of the Pacific NorthWest was outlawed but nobody today will admit it.

  7. I think it’s nice that these people have finally stopped lying and feel safe enough to come out and say what they really think. And handy, too.

  10. Deep thinking intellectualists can do that.
    That’s how they get paid, thinking shit out.
    Who are you to question it?

  11. I wonder if they will take folks who got the shot.

    Check this out from the Red Cross.
    ______________________________
    How curious then, that the Red Cross is not only screening applicants for their vax status but also requiring them to undergo additional scrutiny if they self-report COVID vaccination: “Have you EVER had a Coronavirus (COVID-19) vaccine? If you answer YES to the question, please call 1-800-RED CROSS… before coming in to donate to determine if this will affect your eligibility.”

    Someone call HM

  12. What a terrible idea!
    Do you know all the pharmaceuticals that people are pouring into their bodies?

    They’re never going to be able to get organic certification.

  13. “Good evening,our menu choices have changed because Jerry, remember he lived down the street , is now ready. Smoked or Barbecue?”

  17. Early societies realized that cannibalism leads to the spread of disease. Here’s Wiki’s discussion:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism

    My take is that woke culture criticizes Western societies looking way down at primitive people eating other humans. To the wokies, all cultures are equal.

    Wokies say: “it’s not what you eat that counts, it’s who you eat”.

  18. The placenta is an infant’s disposable organ, no longer needed after birth. A very few people have some sort of ritual in eating their newborn’s placenta. That is cannibalism, even though they don’t think of it as such.

    1. I don’t believe that’s actually true. Anymore than a child picking its nose and eating it. Cannibalism is generally fatal to those eaten.

    2. Nahhhh … the “correct” thing to do is to bury the placenta on the Easternmost side of your property on the first full moon after your child’s birth to appeal to the god’s benevolence and give your child a long life.

      Hey! Makes as much sense as a “science” journal praising cannibalism. Why are they doing this, now? Because we have officially entered the post-Christian age. Yeah … you might wanna re-read the Book of Revelation … cause the 4 horsemen are here, they’re queer, and they’re not going anywhere.

  19. Could put an entirely new spin on going to a funeral followed by brunch. /s

    I think I found the author to this anonymous “science” article. In this video he provides a tutorial on chic long pig cooking methods:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfWWcQO6OY

    * it’s a short 1:35 minute video clip from the tv series Hannibal. Life imitates art?

  20. Silly me, I thought we had at least began to approach the stupidity limits. All I can say is the people condoning this should be first on the spit.

  21. The Eloi were happily incurious about the origins of the food that was magically left for them every morning. They are a near perfect depiction of the average voter in our degraded western culture.

  22. I’m going to miss those little sandwiches of ground mystery meat at funerals.
    WAIT!
    WHAT exactly is in those small sandwiches of ground mystery meat?……………………

  24. Sounds more like an intellectual exercise than a serious proposal to me…not meant for much more than getting noticed and stirring up crap.

    On the other hand, if Europeans don’t understand why North Americans don’t eat horses, and Koreans are baffled that we don’t eat dogs, maybe they are actually being serious…

    1. “Sounds more like an intellectual exercise than a serious proposal to me…”
      That’s how every prog successful intellectual exercise starts and after enough of them they don’t even have to get creative to pull it off. 🙂

  27. Thanks for showing your hand.
    I always thought pedophilia was the “ultimate taboo”.

    If I’m one of the soccer team plane crashed on a glacier with no way out I’m eating the dead people but before that, killing those raping babies and eating them first.

  28. I think even the prison population knows this.
    How many prisoners are killed for being cannibals vs being pedophiles?

  33. As with pedophillia, those is power wish to legalize something that they have been doing for decades. Not only are they cannibals themselves, it’s certain they are hiding human remains in our food and “medicines”.

  34. Let me get this right. We are supposed to allow poor people, who can’t afford regular meat, the right to eat rich and influential people. I guess I could get behind that. If it would help the poor …

  35. Jeffery Dalmer only a few years ahead of the times.
    The Jeffery Dalmer Urban Diet.
    Brought to you by “Retards R Us”.
    Cannibalism cannot coexist with civilization.
    As we are voluntarily abandoning civilization, bring on the long pig to celebrate.
    Civilization depends on a certain level of trust.
    No one can trust a cannibal.
    No one.
    Which is why we made them extinct.

    But what the hell,we could get ahead of the curve here..Willie Picton for Order of Canada..

  36. Pretty sure at least 99% of people across the political spectrum can agree that they don’t want to eat people, so much as entertain the idea. Everyone is grossed out, even the author’s friends, family and political allies. This is a chance to bring us all together 🙂

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