34 Replies to “Today In Islam”

  1. If I can help Liz from eating by sending her some rye whisky to “enhance” her strike, no problem.
    And by some I mean a lot. I’ve got a couple of unopened 60’s gathering dust.
    It’ll be a two-state solution: malnutrition and liver failure.
    Anything that helps rid the planet surface of her Jew-hating shadow.

    1. Rye never gathers dust in my house but I’ll certainly run down to my favorite candy store and grab a couple of bottles to donate to the cause!!

      1. You guys!!!! You pre-emotively stole all my weight-loss and Bobby Sands jokes that were just sitting there like ripe, low-hanging fruit regarding The Pride of Miss Porter’s School.

      2. Also, speaking of Bobby Sands, please – please! – tell me that Miss May is not going to enagage on a “dirty protest” (look it up)

  2. I just found out that I agree with Khaled – “No two state solution” – clean out the 7th century floor head bangers and allow Israel to go about its business!

    1. Since Prime Minister Trudeau wants a 2 state solution for Israel/Palestine, I propose that Canada have a 2 -state solution, specifically the “have” provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan have their own country and no more equalization payments to Manitoba, Quebec and the Maritime provinces. I am so tired of them “sucking off our resources”.
      I find Quebec to be especially annoying (the Maritimes have been “have-nots” for so long, that it is part of their DNA). Alberta has close to 5 million people (size of Norway) and Saskatchewan is close to 1.3 million people. Why are we subsidizing Quebec with its 8 to 9 million population? They are indeed Canada’s “special eds!”

  3. I get more steak as long as the filthy savages are ground into dust? It’s a Festivus miracle!

  4. Looks like big, fat ,braying Lizzy May has been prescribed Ozympic and she will shamelessly leverage the weight loss into an example of a hunger strike.

  5. Ah so?
    Elizabeth has the recipe for that magic Teresa Spence Moose Stew?
    Will CBC cover this fat clowns, “hunger strike” with the same loving idiocy?
    How shall we count her chins?
    What was that cuttingly accurate summation from The Oatmeal Savage?
    “CBC told us a woman was on a hunger strike,Ezra at Rebel News, counted her chins”.
    We should hold a national betting pool on how much weight Ms May will gain during her lust for attention tour.
    The “weigh In” would be priceless.

    Fools ,Bandits and Attention Whores..
    A pox on all their houses.

    1. that moose stew or magic fish soup was in the chateau Laurier next door if i remember correctly , and she had no qualms about dining publicly in sight . only CBCpravda didnt notice

    2. Ha Ha … My “Thief Spends” posts about chief Spence got me banned from the Globe & Mail comments section .
      I was a subscriber and after banning me the G&M then wondered why I quit paying them $$$$
      Magic Moose Stew …. I love it

  6. Every place they go. They cause trouble.
    You had best see it their way or they will make life hard for you.

    Go to France and you’ll see.

  7. I don’t support a two state solution for Palestine/Israel. I support a one state solution. One state where one does not get to steal another person’s property because they follow a certain religion that the other one rejects. One where no one gets to kill another based on religion. Kind of a liberal democracy which neither Israel or Palestine is at the moment. Israel is the most evil in this because it has the most power. Hamas is no better except it does not have as much power or influence in the world. A plague on both their houses until they come together as humans first. No religion has the right to land that another owns.

    1. Joe,
      “Israel is the most evil in this because it has the most power.”
      If Israel did not have more power than those that wished to crush it, it would have been annihilated many times over since 1947. A one state solution in the middle east means that Jews would cease to inhabit the middle east. Your one state solution is simply delusional recognizing the implacable jew hatred among Muslims and Palestinian Muslims in particular.

          1. I don’t want anyone dead including Jews and Muslims and Christians and secularists. What part of my despising humans killing humans do you fail to grasp. I don’t care who you are or what your religion. You do not have the right ti take over someone else’s property without compensation. You certainly don’t have the right to kill anyone because they don’t share your religion. And NO God did not give this mockery of a religion you call Judaism and I call Zionism the title to any land. If you want some land you can pay for the land to a willing seller. If there are no willing sellers than you go somewhere else.

          2. Joe Albertan

            You said your family came from Wales. That means you are an occupier.

            And. according to you, the First Nations could legitimately use any method they wanted to remove you, the occupier.

            Following your logic, even in Wales you’d be an occupier. So guess you’ll have to go back to the Olduvai Gorge.

          3. My mother was born in Wales. The family was sent to Canada because it was too big for the British Isles. Do you have an actual point to make? Yes Canada destroyed its native population. Ever heard of the Riel Rebellion? Some of the sort of Natives fought back. Sadly Canada was the first nation to use the Gatling Gun in anger as General Middleton and his Rocking Chair Rangers came west to fight the “Indians’. Sadly they couldn’t find any natives to fight so they hung a Metis. Believe it or not Canada does not have a stellar record on these matters and there is nothing we can do to undo the wrongs Canada committed. That is completely beside the point as there is a genocide taking place in the Palestinian area of the Middle East. Maybe if we tried to stop it??????

        1. “Israel is stealing people’s land”

          How exactly does one steal their own land?

          “and killing those who protest.”

          If they actually did that, there would have been no ‘Palestinians’ left at all.

          1. So European Jews owned Israel from the 70 AD onward? You keep making yourself look all the more foolish. Tell me who did David fight? The Philistines whose name the Greeks transliterated as Palestines (Palestinians). BTW maybe if you read the Jewish historian Josephus you would have a better understanding that Israel as we know it has no legitimate claim on that land. They are simply nazis who were beanies instead of swastikas. They both have an occult symbol. The swastika and the satanic star are based in the occult and not in the Bible. Care to make yourself look any more silly?

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