Though there are no prizes being offered, we give you this opportunity to shift your comedic genius into high gear and come up with the best caption(s) for this image:
h/t James MacMaster
Though there are no prizes being offered, we give you this opportunity to shift your comedic genius into high gear and come up with the best caption(s) for this image:
h/t James MacMaster
I’m not the groper they’re looking for, right Obi-Wan,… Obi-Wan??
“Jerry….Hey Bud.. Gotta new toy for you”.
I’m your back door man.
” Cyrano-se de Bergerac speaking, no really it’s me…have I ever lied to you before?”
Nemo – I think it’s more like “Hey doc, I don’t care if your friends do call me F**kFace, the implant doesn’t go there “.
“Klaus says he gets more pleasure with my new nose job.”
Hilarious!
Speak about penetrating the Lieberal Cabinet!!!
Are you there, Margaret? It’s me, Justine
I am a man.
Where’s Dildo?
No, it only works on the nose.
My parents are Pierre and Margaret.
Deep pull but funny!
I dream of a day when everybody instantly gets this.
Peggy?
You win the contest!
My nose will balance itself . . .
“No, seriously, Joe. You wait for a reporter to ask you about ethics. Give them the ole’ most ethical administration in history, and *bam* you can hit the wall light switch without getting up from behind your desk…end of interview. Simple as that.”
It says on the bottle to call if symptoms persist after six hours. It’s been eight years.
There is no reason to panic. Now it is true one of the crew members is ill, slightly ill. The other crew members are just fine.
“I am a good man. A nice man. And, gosh darnit, people like me.”
One more hot yoga session with Jaggy and I’ll be limber enough to pleasure myself.
Hey doc. About that latest shot.
I’m having a nose effect!
Well, according to Snopes my nose does not grow when I lie!
I’m honest!
But doctor, that wasn’t the organ I asked you to enlarge!
‘honey, we should get back together, I finally have something that will make you happy ‘
“Georgy Butts! I’m rea-dyyy!”
Canadians like me, they really, really like me!
Trust me Jagmeet. Would I ever lie to you?
“Only rathithts and mithogynitht thay I’m a dickhead.”
I have always been fiscally responsible
I am the best prime minister in this country’s history
“I’m very popular in Man-campth”
#1) “What do you mean just stop talking and it will stop growing? *sigh* That’s impossible.”
#2) “I can smell a conservative a mile away.”
You see why Soapy really still loves me!
So, I was following Mister Xi, and all of a sudden he clenched his cheeks and sprinted.
It’s not my fault, It’s yours because you can’t handle the truth!!
“Yes. Those are my real eyebrows.”
I’m not a Political Puppet! I’m a real boy!
No one forced you to get vaccinated.
It gets that way when I think of raising the carbon tax.
hey, that last booster was a doozy.
♫ Mine’s bigger than Freeland’s ♫
♫ Mine’s bigger than Freeland’s ♫
Sophie did NOT sleep w Idris, and I definitely did not watch!
Amo a mi papá fidel. :)..
That student she meant nothing to me!
When is our next meeting with China?
I’ve got some ‘next level’ ass kissing ready for puppetmaster Xi.
My next elective surgery is to remove my lowest ribs so I can do what all Canadians have asked of me. (GFY Trudeau)
“I do not have sexual relations with males pretending to be women!”
I realize that this has absolutely NOTHING to do with the caption but whenever I see Justin Trudeau make a media appearance, puffed up with his own imagined self-importance, drunk on his own florid rhetoric, and pontificating in that annoyingly-affected voice of his (unlike any upper- or upper-middle class Montreal accent that I’m aware of), I keep hearing him – in my head – insisting (and invariably pre-empted by that reflexive, Nixonian verbal tic “let me be clear…”):
“WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IS TO HAVE A STIFF HARD C*CK SHOVED UP MY ASS“
Please tell me I’m not the ONLY one who has this reaction???
And could someone out there make a deepfake having Justin say this???
“Hey Barry, when you told everyone that if they liked their doctor they could keep their doctor, did anything weird happen to your nose. I mentioned that we are fiscally responsible the other day and………”
I pay for my vacations!
Excellent, Concerned.
I won this belt bucket at the Calgary stampede.
Ii was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Hi Gerry. Wanna come over and do diddly squat?
Buy your ‘Justin Trudeau is a MORON’ bumper sticker
http://ebay.ca/itm/185838211608
The Canadian Human Rights Commission has declared this bumper sticker to be offensive:
To morons.
Now, who can I get to blow my nose?
“I never said they were a small, fringe minority holding unacceptable views!”
From Blackface to Brown Noser, I’m your man
“safe and effective!”
Sophie – you got Monkey Pox from Idris!