Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Speaking of T-Rex … here’s the band in 1971 with Elton John at the piano, whose arms are just the right length for the keyboard.

   https://youtu.be/fv2yD35kx5k?si=3dBpRveaYOqT4XvM

   You can only imagine why Elton John wanted to join a glam-rock band. Right? Which reminds me that Elton John has just decried the newfound hostility toward the LGBTQueer-mutants …

   https://pew.report/sources/breitbart/elton-john-pushes-queer-people-to-fight-political-hostility-during-pride-month/

   Hey Elton! It’s something of a self-inflicted wound, eh? Maybe you’ve shoved jussssst a little too much depravity on us normies? But where’s your praise for Trump … who just said he’d like to meet the gay-Ayatollah ? Who said he expected the gay-Ayatollah was probably a fine fellow.

   1. Those arms look perfectly normal to me:

      https://youtu.be/wZkTh_T75QY?si=HnA4Ek0ta2vedPIE

2. Suffice to say T-Rex didn’t invent the hand-job.

   1. So they never grew hair on those tiny palms either?

      1. As always Family Guy says it best.
         https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e879Pe_Qg2w

         1. Who sits around and thinks that up!? Oh … WestHollywood. Nevermind.

         2. And the dinosaurs died out because their tails got too big and they couldn’t have sex.

   2. I fear you are talking jive. Hand jive, obviously.

3. Without those tiny arms Tranosaurus Rex could not have applied makeup and cosplayed as the opposite sex.

4. sumbuddy been picking up the same YT vids as me.
   same as the one about bahamas
   factual information. kp yer politics in yer pocket YT

5. GYM has tiny arms and hands, which make his micro penis look simply small rather than microscopic.

   1. Yes, but he has a big mouth , so the effect is lost.