I, Napoleon

39 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

1. You can’t look away… the fascination of the abomination.

2. Well, I feel a lot better now. They’ve convinced me and now I understand. They’ve explained it so well. (sarc)

   Wow, are we ever messed up.

3. These ain’t jocks. They are not tough enough to be lesbians. Sissy girls beat these guys up because they can. WTF is going on.

   1. It seems to have something to do with “playing in a combine” which I think is a very dangerous thing to do. Combines are dangerous machinery for use on the farm and why someone would want to play in one????

      1. Freaks need to play in the baler instead. Especially where the hay knife and plunger are operating.

4. If LCS’ goal was to attract more women to their ‘esport’, they appear to have failed miserably.

   1. Ethsport.

5. Bro went for the plastic surgery but not the dental work? Dude. Straight teeth are key.

6. The identity olympics: white males need not apply. Special exemptions for white males claiming to be women.

   Canadian family hit with fraud charges after daughters faked being indigenous for benefits

   https://thepostmillennial.com/canadian-family-hit-with-fraud-charges-after-daughters-faked-being-indigenous-for-benefits

   1. I envision a giant steamroller…

7. Ugh! The “uptalk” from the first dude grates on me like nothing else.
   Imagine Lincoln giving his Gettysburg Address…“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation????”

   1. They sound like ruptured seagulls trying to imitate song sparrows.

8. I need a shower and a lobotomy after watching this video. Thanks, Kate.

   1. thanks for watching and the comments ….. I did not want to watch that evil garbage

9. ”women and other marginalized genders”

   It’s almost as it these tragically unhip people are speaking from Joe Biden’s cue cards …

   1. Gee, I wonder who’s marginalizing women in sports….

10. So a bunch of dudes who are so pathetic they can’t even compete in E-sports against other men so they have to”transition”? Good grief….

    1. yet another group that opportunistically do it for competitive advantage , like that swimmer, or that sprinter or that mma fighter, or that power lifter…

11. Sorry, but the only ‘marginalized gender’ today is straight male.

12. Did you say stunned and depraved?

13. I didn’t know what the heck LCS was so I clicked around and found out it stood for League Championship Series.

    No help there. What league? What championship?,

    Thanks to commenters above, I gather it has something to do with video gaming. If there is some physical aspect to the Championship, my best guess is that it involves thumb wrestling. Trannies would tend to have an advantage there as they likely have larger hands than female competitors.

    Beyond that, I can only conclude that these kids are so blessed to live in times where this is even an issue. Life was nasty, brutish, poverty-stricken, and short for billions of our forebears, and now look where these kids are; all the time in the world to worry about wussiness unrelated to reality. What luxury!

    And they don’t have the self-awareness to even appreciate they are living in fantasy land. Just wait until reality comes around to collect the rent.

14. They want special consideration to PLAY VIDEO GAMES. This is a League of Legends tournament FFS. Good Lord.

    1. they felt “excluded” because they weren’t good enough to qualify for one of the 50 slots in the tournament…

       never mind the thousands of others who weren’t either.

15. I can believe “stunning”.

    1. Are you not stunned?

16. I wonder home how many grew up in a home with a father?

    1. probably none , but all had an indulgent mum .

       cal2

17. Testosterone is a hellava drug if you got some

18. Wtf are they putting in the water to cause society wide insanity?

19. Why are all those young men dressed like girls?
    Yeah, what the hell did they put into the water?

20. Who goes to the plastic surgeon and says “give me the Micheal Jackson?”

21. Are we (as in the west) the baddies?
    Yes, yes we are.
    Whine all ya want about odious regimes like China and Iran, they ain’t the ones chopping the dicks offa kids.

    1. Apparently they do embrace “sex change” operations in Iran.

       The Ayatollahs don’t like the gay, at least not openly, so when you get those occasional dudes growing up who can’t help but be fabulous in their mannerisms – they are strongly encouraged to “transition”.

       I would hate to be the subject of any type “strong encouragement” in Iran, poor bastards.

22. Ah, now I get it. I had no clue what this LCS business was all about until I go filled in by commenters. (BTW, thanks, y’all.)

    So…….. is LCS sponsored by Bud Light?

23. They may engage in female gentilation mutilation.

    Not very nice either.

24. Sorry….I still just see a bunch of flamboyant gay dudes.

    though that one asian dude…must have been taking hormones for a while, because his voice was almost feminine.

    Bet that cost a crap load.

    Still don’t want them anywhere near my kids.

25. I got kicked out of this event for fat shaming Pacman. The bastard was always eating. What did he expect?

26. If these people are adults and want to have these leagues then there’s no problem. Just stay out of women’s locker rooms / bathrooms, stop trying to indoctrinate young children, and stop messing around with real women’s sports.

    There’s no reason everyone can’t get along. Just do your thing, but stop demanding we all admire you for it.

27. There’s a bit of subtext here that may not be apparent to the normal people who don’t obsess over video games.

    E-Sports has had a problem for some time: Women are really, really bad at it. In theory, esports shouldn’t have this problem because men’s inherent physical advantages are orthogonal to the “sport”. In practice, female players/teams can’t even qualify for the tournaments.

    Some of what’s driving this is the sport’s desperate need to get anything that looks like a woman into the tournaments.