9 Replies to “And Who Are We Today?”

  1. Psst … 99.99999% of men make ghastly-looking, dreadful-sounding, most-annoying, pantomimes of females of the species. Give it up boys. You’re only embarrassing yourselves.

  2. Has anyone take a look at NatWest’s balance sheet? are they worth shorting until the fed seizes them for the benefit of JP Morgan?

  3. Customer: I’m here to see Ms. Jones.
    Bank: Sorry, she’s not in today. Would you rather talk to Mr. Jones?
    Customer: No. I’ll come back tomorrow to see Ms. Jones.
    Bank: Whom shall I say called in?
    Customer: Mr./Ms. Smith depending on the day.

  4. Do they get two paychecks, one in each name?

    My guess is that their fantasy ends where their paycheck begins.

    1. Yes they do get paycheques in different names, but the female cheques are 20% lower because of the evil patriarchy or something.

  5. When you’ve been involved in arbitrage of pretend money for as long as banks have, it makes sense that its staff engage in pretend genders.

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