Eco-Loon Madness Coming Soon to North American Communities?

10 Replies to “Eco-Loon Madness Coming Soon to North American Communities?”

1. Where do these people go at night?

2. “Okay… well, I’ll just sit here and wait for you-lot to let me through then. Oh no hurry – just on me’ way to work.”
   ” – With the motor running. Switch it off? – oh sorry, I’ve just started it – battery’s a bit low.”
   ” – And the aircon? Yer, it’s cranked-up – warm day you know.”
   ” – Oh sorry – I’m on the phone, calling me’ mate Shaughnessy, he’s at the pub it’s noisy. ‘What’s that Shaun? – you’ll dig-out the Land Rover and be right over? Great – can Richard bring ‘is HGV? SUPER!’ Right now Oxford lads, Shaun’s turning the pub out, we’ll ‘ave eighteen vehicles ‘ere in five minutes, just sittin’ ‘ere idling our motors – yeah, it’s our rugby nine, and a couple’a big lads from the brickworks. Wouldn’t want any of our cars scratched by protest signs now, WOULD we?”

3. You’ll notice they never try and stop people on their way to soccer matches in the UK. Hell I would buy ringside seats to see that.

4. We already have government supported eco loons…

5. I give that woman driver credit – most normal people would have done the right thing.

6. I’m thinking someone should just start spinning donuts or lock up and do a burnout in front of those Klimate Karens until you can’t see for a city block due to all the tire smoke.

   That would turn the conversation in an interesting direction.

   Or better yet, get out of the car and start screaming at them that you are trans-something or other and they are bunch of transphobics committing violence against you by stopping your car. Fight loony with crazy.

   Pro tip: Be sure to have wild eyes and flecks of spittle flying while screaming at them.

7. Drive over them.

8. Time to get a cow-catcher.

9. Future Parliamentarians.

10. Speed bumps R Us