40 Replies to “SDA Travel Tips”

  1. I flew United to Australia in 2008. I think it was the oldest 747 in their fleet, and the interior hadn’t been modernized in 10 years. Subsequently used Virgin Australia and Air New Zealand. Both of those were far better. Avoid United just for quality of service, never mind wokeness.

  2. Because “love is love” … You MUST have an all-LGBTQqAI2s+/- flight crew. The gays LOVE telling you what to do.

    1. Ken Gee
      “The gays LOVE telling you what to do.”so do the stupid bible pounders.

      1. That’s funny, when I tell pious Bible Thumpers to go away, for some strange reason, they go away. Maybe you’re just egging them on.

      2. NME … Jesus actually DOES love you … and is at the door of your heart … gently knocking. But he won’t FORCE his way in. He won’t SUE YOU to bake a Christian cake. He will never force you onto your knees and make you swear allegiance … or label you a Christophobe.

        1. I wish I could claim kindness … but …

          19Do not avenge yourselves, beloved, but leave room for God’s wrath. For it is written: “Vengeance is Mine; I will repay, says the Lord.”
          20On the contrary,
          “If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
          if he is thirsty, give him a drink.
          For in so doing,
          you will heap burning coals on his head.”
          21Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

  3. We need to start listing every sexual preference and everything we find sexually attractive.
    Age, gender, hair color, body mass, height, ethnicity, ability to cook, favorite movies and songs, and a laundry list of sexual positions, techniques, and skills that we find attractive.
    That shouldn’t take more than three pages of the resume.

    1. Nahhh, Stan. Everything you need to know about a guy can be determined from this quick survey.

      Select one:

      a) Ginger
      b) Mary Ann
      c) The Professor

      Simples. Tells you everything. ;o)

  4. How does a 777 change its gender?
    It cuts off its engines.
    Glider joke to follow…. eeesh never mind.

  5. Notice they are NOT CELEBRATING an all-POC Crew?

    During Black History Month?

    Racist!
    Racist!
    RAAAAACISSSTTTT!!!

  6. Did the plane look like a dildo with wings ? Not a stretch when you think about it . …… dildo airlines ! Step inside

    1. Bezos of Blue Origin has a rocket that looks like a dildo, does that count ?
      Asking for my bald headed friend.

    1. Just close the airport. Problem solved. Is the Union Pearson express running again?

  8. How wrapped up in your own perversions do you have to be to celebrate this noncense? I’m old fashioned so I’m holding out for a plane staffed by missionaries.

    That F-18 carrier landing video below United’s post was fantastic.

  10. All this shit is absolute gold for putin to use for his justification against the west. Can only imagine how Russian news plays this out as they are coming for your kids to cut off their genitals. Just keep the insanity going and more people will die as a result.

    1. They do l love themselves some Monkey Pox , as do a few of their pets and the odd kid.

  13. Well if they are doing that in the “cockpit”, your flight may be bumpier than usual, if not terminal.

    They can all find a bedroom and get “United” someplace else…

    I think I’d fly with a different airline. Alternatively, I’d seat of the pants pilot myself alone, without all the political histrionics.

    “Bare-bottomed & Bare knuckled Airlines” isn’t my idea of “safe and effective” flights.

    Do these clowns offer parachutes that prematurely deploy, when the landing gear doesn’t deploy because the crew is somewhat “distracted” from their primary function? ie getting their dumb asses on the ground, preferably alive.

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st St Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

    1. The whole crew is looking forward to their first layover. Stocked up on astroglide

  14. I think it’s awesome.

    An awesomely good way to know which planes to avoid.

    Keep up the awareness !

  17. It must have been very difficult for United to find gay flight attendants

    2. My Bride amd I were flying with United on a leg down to Phoenix for out 15th anniversary. The very gay male flight attendant asked us what we doing on the flight. I told him the reason, gushing over my wife.

      He curtly said “that won’t last long!!!”

      I wrote a detailed complaint to United and they said he meant no harm and was only kidding around.

      That was the last time I’ve flown United. I will tell that story, hope y’all won’t fly them either. Reprobates.

  18. …on the bright side:
    “The bubble-headed bleach-blonde comes on at 5,
    She’ll tell you ’bout the plane crash with gleam in her eye,
    It’s interesting when people die,
    Give us Dirty Laundry!”

  19. Just to drop a Molotov cocktail here, didn’t AIDS arrive in North America from a gay flight attendant?
    Have at ‘er.

      1. Never go out of style … and spawn an entire new class of drugs …

        https://hivinfo.nih.gov/understanding-hiv/fact-sheets/fda-approved-hiv-medicines

        You don’t suppose Dr. Fauxci is receiving a piece of every AIDS drug $$ pie? Imagine how much money can be made if the taxpayer-funded biolabs buried in Ukraine and Communist China invent whole new infectious agents that require even HALF this list of AIDS drugs? Something that infects the 95% of heterosexuals in the worlds population?

  20. Exactly why I will never fly again. Just drove 3500 miles to attend a two day meeting in the southeast US. I know my pilot.

    Western society can no longer manage complex systems. We’re about two years from being inundated with television commercials informing us how to prepare for inevitable and regular blackouts resulting from wondrous renewable energy.

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