I’m Getting Mixed Messages

Gushing with pretentious sympathy for criminals is so much easier when you have the means to replace any wrecked or stolen items, and when you can afford a therapist to listen to your contradictory outpourings. And when you know your peers will hail you as a “beautiful person” for being so understanding.

Those who have none of the above – and who find the idea of being robbed in their homes by people armed with carving knives somewhat objectionable – are mentioned only in passing.

A Guardian columnist is burgled. Mental convolutions ensue.

12 Replies to “I’m Getting Mixed Messages”

      1. No hyphens necessary/possible…

        She’s in Melbourne, Victoria, though; the V.S.S.R. Or, more accurately nowadays, the V.C.C.P. And I am neither surprised nor in any way sympathetic to her… The Chicoms will likely get total control of Victoria long before they do Taiwan; if they haven’t gained it already…

        1. Well, there can certainly be a hyphen because the dogs are literally shitty whereas their lovers are figuratively so.

    1. When I see her picture and that she admits to having a therapist before the incident, all I can think of is – good.
      Everybody who’s pretending today’s “immigrants” are just young men like Peter Sellers in The Party are denying real consequentialism.

    2. Worse still … she also claims to have “COVID brain” ….uhhhhhh … yes ma’am … you do. You have COVID brain, Long COVID. Mass COVID hysteria. Uh huh … you’ve got all of it. The loneliness just oozes out of her COVID skin.

  1. These are strange people. I’ve been the victim of crime a number of times inclusive of some genius thinking he could hang out behind me at an ATM and help himself to my withdraw (steak knife in hand). NOT ONCE, did I associate being the mark of some lowlife as requiring therapy. Normal people don’t need some intrusive Poindexter explaining what you should be able to glean with your own faculties.

    Addendum: The ATM guy was about half my size and he paid for that. I even got to watch the video of the security cam when they took my statement (which was likely a violation of protocol on interviewing witnesses, but the Sargent handing my case was a good egg).

  2. Portland, OR has this beat to hell. A few days ago a woman owner of a bakery, “Beloved by all”, was assaulted, beaten and dragged by the thugs by her own car. She died a day or so later. She was a huge advocate for BLM, Antifa and defund the police. Her, “Family”, has asked that the killers not be pursued in the name of, “Social Justice”.
    Alrightythen.

    1. This baker was in Oakland California according to the story I read. This stupidity infects the whole left coast. In B C plastic straws are banned because they melt when smoking Crack.

  3. My Apologies this did happen in Oakland. I had seen the story, for a couple of days, in the Portland media. I made an incorrect assumption.
    Mea Culpa

  4. Very much back in the day, we were unavoidably away from our campsite (car issues) longer than expected, and some local low-lifes decided to raid. They were, fortunately, hindered by a family member next campsite over who disturbed them and tracked them back to their campsite. The RCMP was called, but was essentially useless as the local officer really didn’t care – he knew the kids and we were not locals. However, names were mentioned, and we passed them on to a family member who WAS local. Family member really ticked on our behalf but took good note of officer’s name and also pinned offsprings as to just who the local low-lifes were.
    We never returned to that campsite; it had been ruined for us. Too bad – great place and good memories.

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