Tonight we present a humourous lesson in how not to tie a Christmas tree to your car’s roof.
Your most recent funny or more serious tips are much appreciated!
Tonight we present a humourous lesson in how not to tie a Christmas tree to your car’s roof.
Your most recent funny or more serious tips are much appreciated!
Suddenly have the urge to watch me some Christmas Vacation for more Clark Griswold!!
“A lot of sap in here!”
Squirrel!
speaking of squirrels.. any hockey fans happen to catch the clip of nhl commish bettmans announcement along with kim davis about the future of the nhl, with bettman saying in 5 years he would like to seemore blacks and woman playing in the nhl. and davis saying some bs.. i doubt she knows a puck is round.. bettman looked and spoke like he had a gun pressed with authority to the back of his head.. death of the nhl right there…excuse my lack of caps but my keyboard is broken..
I disabled the CAPS (lock) key on my keyboard as I kept hitting it instead of “A” and, well, you can imagine. Use the other SHIFT key.
What Danielle Smith Actually said that really upset LIBERALS/NDP folks. She will put Alberta 1st. What the Sovereignty Act Is Really About.
https://3speak.tv/watch?v=vladtepesblog/kaiixzgt
Why is Canada failing as a country. Mostly because Ottawa and the Provinces no longer follow the BNA.
Here Andrew Petter one of Canada’s foremost Constitutional Lawyers discusses how Ottawa’s abuse of the Federal Spending power has unbalanced the country.
https://mondopolitico.com/library/myth/mpintro.htm#:~:text=Petter%27s%20topic%20is%20the%20so-called%20%22federal%20spending%20power%22%3A,make%20laws%3A%20e.g.%2C%20health%20care%2C%20education%2C%20and%20welfare.
Q: How do you solve a problem in Orgrimmar?
A: By not talking about it.
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/12/01/russia-bans-public-discussions-of-army-strategy-troop-morale-mobilization-a79555
Genius.
My nephew learned to tie his shoes but he would forget to put them on first. His frustration was as real as our amusement.
I took my mother to see her new doctor for the first time since her other one retired. Nothing serious, he just went through her medications.
Great guy, didn’t ask her about the jab at all. And get this….he’s a white guy.
My doctor is great too. Black guy from Africa. I’ve only been to him once in about eight or ten years though. A few times he treated my late father.
Orcs at the top of the food chain:
https://en.socportal.info/en/news/vo-vremya-okkupatcii-yampolya-soldaty-rf-seli-vsekh-zhivotnykh-mestnogo-zooparka/
It’s probably nothing:
https://news.yahoo.com/unknown-aircraft-targets-wagner-c-130548291.html
Not like they were well within the range of French aircraft operating from, … I don’t know … Chad?
Just reposting a poll in need of a little help:
“Based on the Speech from the Throne, are you encouraged by the direction of the Alberta Government?”. The good news is the “Yes” side has the lead at 52.8%.
https://www.reddeeradvocate.com/
The poll is not showing.
It’s 2/3’s down the page, RH side.
When I voted last night it was 53% for the good guys. Now it’s up to 59%.
It is not giving me the ability to vote.
A publication that features a column by that Marxist Gwyn Dyer? No thanks.
The Ottawa Pinko Citizen via MSN.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/three-arrested-as-rcmp-ottawa-police-take-down-alleged-gun-trafficking-ring/ar-AA14Nrx3?ocid=hponeservicefeed&cvid=897d2ac555cf408dbccf8c8cc5366a45
I read the article expecting to see people’s names, as usual, but none were named and instead the following was at the end of the article: “People facing criminal charges are presumed innocent until proven guilty. It’s our policy not to name those charged unless we plan to follow the case through the justice system or it’s of significant public interest to identify them.”
Bullshit. That’s the first time I’ve ever read that anywhere.
Did they get sued or did the Moslem community complain about all the bad press?
Gotta whitewash the BIPOC’s.
This has been the policy in Post Media for several years now. Sometimes they slip and name the ones that sound like white guys.
Here is Miss Swan from the Ottawa Police Services with their description of the suspects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4EH0RtVlgE&t=7s
Is Joe Biden racist for declaring himself the greatest President in US history?
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-appears-declare-himself-greatest-president-us-history?intcmp=tw_fnc
No, he is not racist. He simply misspoke, because everyone know The Messiah Barack Obama is the greatest President in US history! Just ask the media or presidential historians if you disbelieve me.
For the movie buffs
“WolfmanOz at the Movies #47”
“The Battle of Rorke’s Drift between a small British army contingent and a huge army of Zulus in January 1879 was memorably presented in the splendid 1964 film Zulu which depicts how 150 British soldiers successfully held off an army of 4,000 Zulu warriors.”
More at
https://newcatallaxy.blog/2022/12/01/wolfmanoz-at-the-movies-47/
I celebrated tonite by having a nice, thick, well marbled, medium rare rib steak.
Red Meat Is Not a Health Risk. A New Study Slams Years of Shoddy Research.
https://www.realclearscience.com/articles/2022/11/14/red_meat_is_not_a_health_risk_a_new_study_slams_years_of_shoddy_research_864601.html
Eat More Cows. Burn More Gas. Pew Pew Pew Every Chance You Get.
Sound advice. Add “drink more beer” to the list & almost perfect.
The CBC says dog owners are selfish people:
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/can-owning-a-dog-be-a-selfish-pursuit-this-academic-thinks-so-1.6408738
Current-dollar value (I.e. including inflation) of manufacturing shipments in the U.S. declined for the fourth consecutive month in November:
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/canadian-factory-sector-activity-slows-144817394.html
It’s probably nothing, but Blackstone corporation has halted withdrawals from its $69-billion REIT:
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/blackstone-limits-redemptions-69-billion-213251489.html
It’s probably nothing, but Canada’s housing bubble, as measured by the affordability index, is the worst It’s been since 1981:
https://betterdwelling.com/canadas-real-estate-bubble-is-approaching-the-largest-in-history/
Note that the 1981-82 recession was a very bad recession, worse then the Great Recession of 2007.
Yet I managed to buy my first house as a single, self-employed woman in October 1983. The house cost $ 75,000 and I had $ 65,000 to put down. My mortgage was for $ 20,000, 5 year fixed rate at 16%. I managed to have it paid off in the 5 years as well as paying off my parents the money which they had loaned to me for part of the down payment. It is ALL about managing your expectations. I had NO television, very little furniture, and could only afford one trip away per year. AS well, as a self-employed person, I paid both the employer and the employee share of the CPP and I had NO benefits.
Now my daughter and her generation expect 4 vacations per year, make $ 100,000/year with lots of benefits and have a fixed rate mortgage of 4.84 % over 5 years. I do NOT cry for them at all.
Beware Amazon. My better half was shopping for Christmas presents on Amazon two days ago. One add-banner splashed “What you buy today, ships tomorrow” (I’m paraphrasing but ships tomorrow was the key phrase). After a few purchases she checked the delivery date in the confirmation email. It read “delivery expected between Dec-24 and Jan-26. Knowing the likelihood of delivery on Christmas Eve, she cancelled her Amazon shipments in a fine blaze of profanity.
What is happening to Amazon?
Don’t know, don’t care. I never buy anything that cannot be obtained locally.
The Daily Propaganda.
Climate is not influencing weather. Even the IPCC knows that. Government-funded media, of course, would have us believe otherwise.
https://climaterealism.com/2022/12/no-npr-climate-change-isnt-making-the-weather-more-severe-nor-should-it-be-in-daily-weather-forecasts/
Videos:
Mysterious plasma starts glowing from fingertips during lightning storms in Saudi Arabia
https://strangesounds.org/2022/11/videos-mysterious-plasma-starts-glowing-from-fingertips-during-lightning-storms-in-saudi-arabia.html
Heritage Foundation: Canada normalizing the targeting of ordinary Canadians with counter-terrorism tools.
https://video.foxnews.com/v/6297804752001
https://twitter.com/PierreKory/status/1596296070685896704?cxt=HHwWgMCtmbO0l6csAAAA
Not sure if this was posted previously. Dead within 7 minutes of her booster while still in the drugstore in Saskatchewan?
When this happens, relatives and loved ones need to get on Twitter and scream it to the world, the other platforms will shut it down. Our governments and healthcare agencies are not going to be coming forward.
While I agree this is actionable, under similar circumstances Twitter is the last tool I’d reach for.
Employment in the public sector, which grew rapidly during Wu Flu lockdowns (while the private sector suffered major job losses), has continued to grow. In the last 12 months it grew by 2.2% , faster than private sector employment which grew by 1.8%. Public sector employment now accounts for 25.1% of total employment.
Like his father before him, Justin buys votes by dramatically expanding the public sector and paying the bureaucrats excessively.
https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quotidien/221202/t002a-eng.htm
But the other problem from my experience is the ever dwindling number of bureaucrats who seem to be fluent in English.
Or competent in any language.
Four good points.
Advice for Kari, Blake, and Mark
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2022/12/advice_for_kari_blake_and_mark.html
Being the insouciant pup that I am, the first thought that crossed my mind after reading the TG mother’s complaint was if I ever met her in a public place, preferably a meeting with hundreds of people & cameras rolling, I’d ask her to lift her shirt & show her breasts.
C’mon, lady. Let’s see ’em. No? Why not? Does the thought of a passel of men looking at your nudity make you feel uncomfortable? ‘Magine that…
Vermont girls pilloried for wanting privacy in their locker room
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/12/vermont_girls_pilloried_for_wanting_privacy_in_their_locker_room.html
Huh. A gov’t department not having a clew? Surprise, surprise, surprise…
Defense Department fails another audit, but makes progress
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/3740921-defense-department-fails-another-audit-but-makes-progress/
Was not aware HLN was related to CNN. Never watched it anyways. Either way, good! Learn to code!
Robin Meade, entire Atlanta HLN news operations nixed amid CNN layoffs
https://www.ajc.com/life/radiotvtalk-blog/report-robin-meade-entire-atlanta-hln-news-operations-nixed-amid-cnn-layoffs/4JZS3O4A7VFELBJ7J4SBVFCG6E/
Complain all you want. Better’n getting driven over…
Videos: Climate ‘Protesters’ Thrown Around Like Rag Dolls By Angry French Motorists
https://summit.news/2022/12/01/videos-climate-protesters-thrown-around-like-rag-dolls-by-angry-french-motorists/
For {spit} Progs, hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug.
Justin Trudeau praises China’s anti-COVID lockdown protestors — but not Canada’s truckers
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/12/justin_trudeau_praises_chinas_anticovid_lockdown_protestors__but_not_canadas_truckers.html
Hangings first, then trials.
The CDC Knew Myocarditis Was an Issue, Left it Off Post-vax Survey Anyway
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2022/11/30/the-cdc-knew-myocarditis-was-an-issue-left-it-off-post-vax-survey-anyway-n1649378
This is the funniest example of a mask kook I’ve ever seen:
https://twitter.com/keetmuise/status/1597335074051330048
Michel Houellebecq says Great Replacement is ‘fact’: ‘I was very shocked that it was called a theory. It’s not a theory, it’s a fact.’
https://rmx.news/france/top-french-intellectuals-debate-god-the-eu-euthanasia-and-immigration/
‘Dreadful’ diversity is just about ‘conformity,’ claims ‘singer of the people’ Morrissey
https://rmx.news/uk/dreadful-diversity-is-just-about-conformity-claims-singer-of-the-people-morrissey/
Indonesia to make sex outside of marriage a jailable offence:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/02/indonesia-set-to-make-sex-outside-marriage-punishable-by-jail
Young people could always sip tea and talk philosophy on Friday nights.
Philosophy is a topic best discussed over liquor.
Thank goodness they are such peaceful cities.
Leicester and Birmingham become first UK cities to have ‘minority majorities’
https://rmx.news/uk/leicester-and-birmingham-become-first-uk-cities-to-have-minority-majorities/
(Toronto) Hug-a-thug programs in schools have failed – bring back the cops
https://tnc.news/2022/12/02/levy-bring-back-the-cops/
HHS Whistleblower Says Government Complicit in Trafficking; Child Admits Being ‘Pimped’ by Sponsor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B-L_wfbhXc
Part 2: Traffickers Exploit Illegal Child Labor With Social Security Fraud; Minor Forced to Pay Back ‘Debt’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0sHpOUIxhE
NDP member calls exonerated Rittenhouse ‘serial killer’
https://thecountersignal.com/ndp-member-calls-exonerated-rittenhouse-serial-killer/
Consider the source.
The new logo of the stupid party.
https://ifunny.co/picture/jellyfish-the-new-logo-of-the-republican-party-spineless-brainless-dCJn70AE9
“Montana Governor Dutton” on solar panels vs. oil and gas exploration.
https://twitter.com/stephen_perkins/status/1597955173519093760