Udder Chaos

18 Replies to “Udder Chaos”

1. I hope the cows make it safely out of Quebec.

2. Invoke the Bouncy Castles Act!
   Send in the tanks!

3. I think one of the cows had a Confederate flag.

   There, that should get things moving.

4. I had no idea cows were missing in Ukraine. Udder madness.

5. I see nobody bothered with the obvious headline

   Fetchez la Vache!

   https://www.journaldemontreal.com/2022/11/26/vaches-en-cavale-le-mapaq-mobilise-sur-les-lieux

6. Cattle turn “wild ” very quickly. If pressured their instincts will kick in and they’ll use the wind and move nocturnally like deer. The best way to return them to domesticity is with a 6.5 or a .303. That way they don’t end up as someone’s midnight hood ornament.

7. 24 Cows missing since July?
   July, August, September, October, November. Hmmm?

   How many have been converted to steaks, roasts, and hamburger by now?

   1. Meat on the hoof.

8. Our media…children finger painting with poo.
   Different flavours some days, but all still poo.

9. Waiting to see their pictures on milk cartons. That’s what we do here in Alberta, although here it’s considered advertising.

10. Quebec dairy cartel at work…

11. Another opportunity for Princess Justine to deploy tanks. Possibly even the Emergencies Act.

12. Pshaw!!! We had some lions escape from Taronga Zoo in Sydney recently!!! Sadly, they were all apparently recaptured and returned to the zoo without incident…

    I was kinda hoping escaped lions would become endemic here, like wuflu did! And I’d have to send messages like, “I can’t do that because lions have just made a kill outside my place and the whole pride is here now”!!!

13. Our whole political system is run by this one organization. Not kidding. Quebec dairy farmers run Canada enabled by Toronto idiots. They live by stealing prairie bounty.

14. I hope one makes it to Nova Scotia, the only way I can afford beef- is if it finds me for free.

15. I believe Quebec should respect the cows land claim rights :)..

    1. Well, I wouldnt bet on property rights or land claims anywhere in Canada … especially Quebec. But as long as they’re Vaches Francaise and not anglocows, we can rest rest assured their language rights will be upheld. So, that’s something.

16. Not a cow horse in the bunch, or a cow dog. They’ve been on the loose since July?

    Out here on the short grass 2 cowboys would have had ’em caught before lunch. They’re dairy cows ffs – used to being handled. Pathetic.