31 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

    1. “California? I’m doing that already here in Beijing Canada. Only because my virtue signaling “sacrifice” helps the poor defenseless people of Ukraine. Who of course are beating back the hordes of orcs Russian soldiers of Putin’s evil army. It has nothing to do with me being a simple minded sheep totally duped by WEF Globohomo propaganda.”

      1. You are such an idiot. Never an original idea or an interesting fact. Always this tiresome trolling. Please go away!

        1. You’re so comedy impaired, it’s downright pathetic. It must be from years of sniffing your own farts and enjoying the aroma. Typical of a leftist.

  1. Better yet would be if California just ran the restaurants:
    “I’ll have the “Big Govment” burger.”
    “We’re out of those.”
    “We got the cricket flour and soybean burger.”
    “Okay, give me one of those.”
    “That’ll be $45. It’ll be up in an hour or two. Next!”

  2. Near future headline: The last remaining McDonalds in L.A. was torched after Lejuaune Mugabe complained about the $200 cost of a Big Mac.

    1. “Works only one way: they can increase regulations, but never reduce them.”
      †*
      That my fellow, fellows, Males, Females, is the main ingredient.
      Always making regulations because they don’t have anything else to do;
      Unless they’re thrown to the curb on their regulated Asses.
      Maybe during the next election,
      But like Kate says it’s only a prayer.

    2. We ate wheat bugs for 2 years, Yummy when toasted.
      Brush Bunnies had Spam in small cans.
      We would throw it at the enemy and they’d throw it back.
      Probably processed in California ?

  3. Hilarious. Level Five Kafka.
    California is like the alcoholic who tells you their doctor said it’s ok to have a drink or two on the weekends.
    Democracy in action – You voted for it…you got it.

  4. Half the jobs will no doubt be mandated “homeless only” but those filling same will hopefully have the option of not doing any work if they don’t feel like it.

  5. L – Let’s see if I understand this. The Democrats political takeover of California depended on
    a strategy; one where millions of illegal immigrants would fill the low and unskilled labour positions. Thus keeping wages low for the billionaire franchise owners, who donate to the
    Democrats. Then the illegal immigrants will, out of gratitude, vote for the Democrats.

    Now Democrat controlled California is screwing around with one of the major industries
    that employs low/unskilled workers. What could go wrong?

  6. I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but the actual minimum wage is $0.00.
    Have fun CA. I’m sure this will be coming to OR and WA very soon.

  7. Like all Leftist Democrat actions … there is a much deeper motive than what is expressed in the New Fast Food Labor Laws. The goal is to eliminate Fast Food altogether. Why? Because McDonalds is clear cutting the rain forest to raise cattle for slaughter to feed their burger Patty machines (sic). Because Americans are too fat. Because Fast Food is unhealthy (sic). They know these labor laws are going to slice the CA Fast Food Industry thinner than the onion on your 1/4 pounder. Fast Food patronage will crater in the face of price increases. This law will HURT the vast majority of Fast Food workers … as they’ll now be unemployed and too unskilled to obtain another job. The image of a Fast Food workers living in their cars is going to get WORSE, not better.

    You want to call these Leftists ignorant for not understanding they’ll actually HURT Fast Food workers with this government interference … until you realize they know exactly what they’re doing. They’re deliberately destroying demand for Fast Food burgers … and reducing the number of cattle. Today, these cretins are all patting themselves on the back … smugly self satisfied that they have made CA the MOST radical State in the nation.

    1. Yes, the new kick is to cut back on cows. Glowball warmening and all, you know. Fast forward twenty years and they’ll be campaigning to cut back on the bug farms. “You don’t need that much protein!”

      I think it might be past time we stop saying “are you kidding me?!” and start saying “no f-ing way, socialists.” As you say, they’re not stupid. This is what they actually want.

      “Socialist” should be used as a bad word, or so I think. Like racist, but so much worse.

      1. When in an argument with my wife of over thirty years she hates it when I hit below the belt and call her a liberal, guess it’s because I lost the argument.

    2. You don’t quite say what I’m sure you mean, that the elites running CA want to have La La Land all to themselves – with, of course, peons to do all the work.

  8. Unless they are imposing similar restrictions on other restaurants or business, this is just a lawsuit waiting to happen. (Not that I want to give the state any ideas.)

  9. Elected sociopaths never tire of their pathological drives to force others to do as they see fit. No voluntary exchange of consenting adults can be outside of their paternalist dictates. California is prime habitat for such sociopaths but both left coasts and central-eastern Canada give it a close second.

  10. How many immigrants are working in these burger flipping joints? I bet a lot. Increasing the minimum wage will increase the number of illegals flipping burgers and the number of Americans collecting pogey. This will work right up to the point that it doesn’t. I hope they raise the wages as much as possible, being an impatient guy and a non-fast-food eater.

  11. And when the economy implodes under central planning, as it must eventually, it will be blamed on “wreckers, saboteurs, counter-revolutionaries” etc., etc. It’s like having a bad horror movie, “Nightmare at Central Planning XXIV” wherein you know exactly how the plot plays out, but you’re forced to watch it anyway.

    1. Like Biden and his crew are doing right now. It is called scapegoating – laying all of your own sins on the head of another and then killing them as a sacrifice.

  12. There is nothing so screwed up that government can’t make it worse. It’s long overdue for Red states to begin isolating California and their outsized influence on national policies and politics. A sensible first step would be to cease supplying them with electricity.

  13. I predict more food trucks and more automation. In high crime areas there won’t be many businesses, just a few pawn shops with gangs running street corner and dark alley businesses.

    The new Old West…chuckwagons and street shootouts.

  14. If you believe that fast food is more dangerous than MS 13 gang members entering the USA trough the open border.

    You might be a leftist.

  15. Newsome won’t sign it. He’s got his eye on the White House, and will start leaning right very shortly.

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