Are You A Barbary Pirate?

27 Replies to “Are You A Barbary Pirate?”

1. In order to be extra special.. One must self identify into the pre approved categories.. This is everything that is wrong with racism on a industrial level.. A mirrors reflection of it.. But far far more insidious.. At no point were white collar professional positions ever handed out to the biggest racists in the room.. Quite the opposite in fact..

   Academia operates like a trailer park of dumb f@#$ hicks.. Sitting around the fire talking about their disability checks and all the people they hate.. What are we going to do when all the low hanging fruit is gone?.. Invent some more?.. Its insane..

2. Terrible artwork. The muslim girl’s right hand looks like the result of a hammer forge accident.

   1. A friend of mine who works as a graphic artist in the hobby games space has observed that this very specific art style has become some kind of de facto standard for all woke messaging, but especially anything to do with the weird sexual stuff. It’s so ubiquitous it’s like Soviet propaganda art.

3. Universities are those cults you heard about in the 1980s. Devil worshiping, sexually deviant, narcissistic, nihilistic training camps of moral relativists promoting cultural suicide.

   1. You do not exaggerate!

4. Why they try to make them look so skinny? I smell fat shaming.

   1. ‘Them’ being plural should go for the ‘plus sized’, eh ?

5. Lots of words in that ad. They could have simply asked “Are you suffering from mental illness”?

   1. “Let’s talk.”

6. I can’t keep up with the lexicon. Someone enlighten me on “Two-spirit.” What the hell is that one?

   1. Same thing, except for the indigenous.

      1. Yes, the indigenous are a very spiritual people. You can see this driving by any res and by listening to any indian industry lawyer.
         Very spiritual! I’m surprised there are only two.

   2. I believe it’s a different way of saying “non-binary”, but in yoga pants.

   3. It’s whiny indian talk for sometimes I top, sometimes I bottom.

      1. Pitcher vs. catcher.

7. A $50 dollar honorarium! I now identify with/as all the participation requirements.

8. The peg-legged hijabist … what category does that fall under?

   Occupational injury: suicide belt malfunction?

   Or,

   Individually tailored, post-clitoridectomy, penile enhancement?

   1. Its the price for trying to runaway from your arranged marriage.
      Usually Daddy and the brother kill the obstinate bitch, so that’s some progress.

9. GenDr.

   1. GenDuh

10. Perhaps they will learn why having gay week “celebrations” during a monkey pox outbreak is not the best idea.

    No of course not, it is everbodies right to act irresponsibly. And the libranos are ready to fund one of their favourite voting blocs.

    https://bc.ctvnews.ca/vancouver-agencies-among-those-to-receive-funding-for-monkeypox-awareness-campaigns-1.6025087

    1. Asking the carriers and spreaders of the Buttpox to cease engaging in dangerous behavior would surely be offensive. Government might, however, go so far as to suggest that they wear masks while so engaged. One can only hope they are all vaxxed.

11. AAAARGH! What are these people trying to do, put the Babylon Bee out of business?

    Here’s hoping we don’t see her coming down the plains, stealing wheat and barley, and all the other grains…

    1. She converted the “Little Mosque on the Prairie” into a grain bin!

       Love the Captain Tractor reference, East of Edson was a great album!

12. Reminds me of the school party where a guy with one eye made from wood asked a girl with a wooden leg to dance.

    “Would I? Would I?” she exclaimed, happy to finally have been asked.

    Somewhat embarrassed he yelled “Peg leg! Peg leg!” and walked away.

13. A person could have some fun with this one and pocket $50 doing so. Identify as a lesbian with a penis, ect.

    1. Damn!!You stole my line!!!