39 Replies to “Captain Crotch”

  1. Saturday Night Live had a skit that they were doing on feminine products and who was floating in the pool by this type of product.
    The men writers wouldn’t touch the subject at all.

  3. Will “men” get menstrual leave also? : )

    The Spanish government today approved a bill which grants paid ‘menstrual leave’ for women who suffer from severe period pain, in what would be a first in Europe.

  4. Reminds me of the old Kellogg “Prostituties”. They didn’t snap, crackle or pop, they just laid there and banged!

  5. Well, when else would you talk openly about menstruation? Not at dinner, ‘ cause that’s when you talk openly about taking dumps

    Love the byline.

    mhb23re

  6. Perhaps this flavoured substance is to also encourage more oral sex. I once dated a black chick who used something similar, but liquorice flavour. She had a great sense of humour. That is a true story.

  7. As if Amy Schumer coming out of the woodwork in a womens washroom with a flow chart wasn’t enough to throw a brick at my TV.

  10. I look forward to more shaped cereals like this – perhaps some cock-shaped ones, available in both corn-flake and coco-pop colours, to help with those tricky gender conversations one has to have with their young offspring these days?
    Or how about a ketchup bottle in the shape of a tampon? That’ll get the breakfast discussion going!
    (And of course, burgers already look like a ‘front bottom’ sideways, complete with inner labia and lube if it’s a double cheeseburger.)

  11. In the 70’s we had Wacky Packages that had product parody cards – Liptorn, Cap’n Crud, Minute Lice, etc.
    Today’s kids have real life.

    1. I’ve got an ancient clipboard covered with those stickers! Use it in the garage on a weekly basis: Painters Mixed-up Nuts, Poopedridge Farm Broken Cookies, Hairy Lee Brownies, Stove Glop Stuffing Mess, Pupsi-Cola, Sunsweat Prune Juice, Greaseline, Slopicana Orangutan Juice. Uncle Bums Convicted Rice, Pepto-Dismal, Under World Be Deviled Ham…

  12. Who has … “discussions” … in the morning? Our mornings were usually like: hurry up and comb your hair! We’re all LATE!! Oh!! Wait. “Late” … well I guess that WAS a discussion about menses… if my daughter had MISSED her period.

    And Captain Crotch … priceless per usual

  15. And what will they come up with to help discuss the nocturnal emissions of teenaged sons? Crusty Flakes?

  16. Why?
    What’s the purpose?
    Are they going to discuss periods of those men that insist that they are women how to handle theirs?
    Hey I know they are she’s. so don’t act up.

    Western world is going bizarro.
    The only way to stop the idiocy of this particular agenda is not buying the stuff.
    It would be helpful for that company to go bankrupt, the sooner, the better.

    1. You mean like all the people who never bought a pillow from that Parkland HS crisis actor who launched a company to put the Fox News pillow guy out of business? Yeah … I don’t believe he ever made a single pillow.

      1. I don’t believe he ever made a single pillow.

        It wouldn’t surprise me if he bit a few.

  19. I can’t wait till breakfast and discussing with my son what to expect when zir get zis first period!!

  21. Captain Crotch? Will that come with a whistle with which one can hack the phone system and get free long-distance calls? Oh, I forgot: public payphones don’t largely exist any more.

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