44 Replies to ““Close” Contact”

  1. So why did we have to go through the horse puckey of face diapering and “social distancing”? Most of our interactions would be for less than 15 minutes, right?

    Oh, waydaminnit! It’s not “close contact” if you’re a member of privileged class….. OK, got it.

    1. Uh, allow me a follow-up, Jen … prior to the kiss … there were 30 members of the cabinet and staff crowded around Biden’s desk … bodies … touching bodies … pressed tightly together … for more than 15 minutes … all maskless. According to your CDC definition of “close contact” … this signing ceremony broke ALL the CDC Rules … didn’t it?

    1. Just hearing and barely forbearing that conversation, at this point, is proof that they have jumped the twilight zone shark.
      Truly, is that even an exchange between the fourth estate and the White House that anyone could possibly imagine, unless you were Orwell…or Dickens?
      PS…For some old memory reason, I somehow keep expecting, or perhaps hoping, that Jen Psaki suddenly undergoes spontaneous combustion, like some doomed Dickensian character.
      Then Peter D. gets to hold forth on the moral of the story, like another Dickensian character.

  3. Democrats are now trying to kill off the Big Guy with covid, who would even ask any questions about an 80 something dying that way. Easy-peas, they got a new potus.

    1. Perhaps but will they do about Kamala if they off the Big Guy? Seems to me that they both have short futures.

      1. Imagine if there was a capable VP in the WH right now…Joe would have been gone a long time ago.
        It was the plan all along.

  5. Its not a National Security problem because none of the idiots they parade around on television have any decision making authority. Politicians are just puppets to entertain the taxpaying rubes.

  6. This is where we are – having to lie about our lies. Says something about her, that she is able to keep a straight face while spouting this crap.

  8. Remember when Tam said to wear masks for SEX!.
    It’s all clear now….that takes more than 15 minutes, right??!

    1. Why would anyone even consider having sex with Dr. Stick Insect?

  9. I don’t think anybody who isn’t a sex crimes investigator needs to know what a Democrat considers “close contact.”

  10. Obviously she has watched Star Wars too many times and thinks she can do that Jedi mind trick.

  11. In lefty world, close contact is when a penis owning alphabet person sticks said organ in the anus of another penis owning alphabet person.

    1. You mean the same Podesta that represented Pootin’s interests in US? The one that was promoting pro-russian politicians in Ukraine? Asking for a friend.

      1. Yes, the one who along with Hillary (remember the “reset” button for Russia?) and ALL the other Democrats now shout from the rooftops ALONG WITH YOU that they “stand with Ukraine.” GOTCHA. Who is your “friend” Brian Stelter?

        1. Ok so in other words (your pitiful attempt at deflection aside), you agree that dhimicrats were meddling on behalf on Pootin in Ukraine, that in fact he was their best pall until they felt it was convenient to blame him for Trump.

          Face it, dhimicrats threw your hero under the bus.

          1. Face it, you’re in bed with EVERY LAST globalist, moron. They bark “jump for Ukraine!” And you reply “how high, master?”

          2. We’re not talking about “every last globalist” we’re talking about the one named Pootin, The best friend of Hussein Ogabe Al-Chicago and Hitlery (until they dumped him). You’re the one who mentioned the reset button. You still remember that right?

  14. “Kissing someone doesn’t qualify as close contact, says Psaki.”

    How about hair (on the head) sniffing?

    1. How about marching shoulder to shoulder like a good little obedient NPC as you “stand with Ukraine”?

        1. That’s why you take the bait every time? Next time, try slapping your @$$ instead of your head. That seems to be where all your brains are.

          1. Who is taking the bait? I just enjoy yanking your chain and watching you reply with incoherent vitriol shortbus.

  15. Here in my part of the world we had a state election.
    Changed from Soft Left to Left government.
    The incoming government was accused – apparently – of staging a Super Spreader Event at their election night victory party.
    So how did the new government handle that? By, within a week of the election, declaring that restrictions were going to be gone by Easter and that the definition of being a ‘Contact’ was to be changed from 15mins to 4 hours.

    Yup. Just like that our ‘Experts’ tell us that the Fauci Flu is now 16 times less transmissible. Science, Ladies and Gentlemen. It is real. Trust it. Don’t do your own research.

    1. I can’t believe some jurisdictions are still doing bs covid garbage. Look at any data comparing free zones lockdown tyrannies and the results are identical or worse for lockdown. Masks spread covid, social distancing is utter bunk, plexiglass barriers trap airborne virus and vaccines don’t work and might even aid spread.

      1. That and the amount of people who still willingly follow them.
        Here there has been no outdoor mask requirement since… July I think. Yet still see people walking alone with the compliance uniform proudly on display. Even back in July last year we weren’t forced to wear a mask if we were exercising and frankly once you pass 21 walking outside counts as exercise. Vigorous high cardo exercise!

        The other point that is never addressed is why a restriction can be added and start by midnight that day, why does it take weeks to remove one? If our ‘Experts’ and ‘Elites’ can mess up our lives with next to no notice, we do we need notice our freedom is (slightly) being returned?

        Farce.

  19. It all depends upon what your definition of the word “the” is.

    This horseshit may have started prior to Clinton, but as I’m not holding a graduate degree from an agricultural university, so it’s outside my area of expertise.

    etc…

  20. In the future, “Designated Liar” will a formally recognized position in every administration headed by a Democrat. Susan Rice was the trial case, but redheaded Chucky has taken the Art of the Lie to a whole new level. Expect Ivey League universities to offer degree programs in this valuable, and highly compensated art as early as fall of 2022.

  21. It’s clear the Sniffer is on his way out, that leads to The Cackler moving to the #1 spot….my question is who’s heading to the #2 spot? It would have to be a person who would control the hole apparatus including the President, someone all the backroom folk would obey, someone who might have a chance at minimizing the midterm damage, someone who could command the loyalty of the government apparatchiks….enough so as to push forward with another election steal.
    They’re in so deep they really don’t have a choice…..it’s either prison time or civil war.
    My early money is on Michelle my bell.

    1. Is “hole apparatus” a veiled reference to Rear Admiral Buttigieg, who couldn’t organize a picnic lunch?

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