ZZ Top-Call Your Office

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1. Zee or zed?

   1. Yeah, a band whose name is pronounced Zed Zed Top….

      1. Don’t joke, what do you think they were called in Britain?

         1. I believe I heard that once on the BBC World Service.

      2. I always pronounce it that way.

         If you pulled up and offered me a ride in your Zee28, I would shoot you for coming on to me.

2. Yup. Start by criminalizing zebras. Not only does the name of their species start with “Z”, they’re also racist, trying to pass themselves off as both black and white.

   You can see where this could lead to, don’t you?

   Waydaminnit–doesn’t the name Zelenskyy start with–ahem–“Z”? What does that make him?

   1. Actually I think it’s high time for a zebra cull to support Ukraine. Make it a fundraiser

      1. “Hello, Prinz Dummkopf? About that $1700/plate dinner in Vancouver…..”

   2. I was wondering that same thing about criminalizing their leader’s last name. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

      1. He should at least stop capitalizing it.

3. Wow! What a virtue signal!

   Now why didn’t Sean Penn think of that … instead of threatening to melt his Hollywood dildos.

   Me, I’ve sworn off poutine. That’ll hurt the little bastard!

4. So I guess that Zorro won’t be helping out either side, being so conziderate.

5. May as well include H while we’re at it. After all, we now know what “honk honk” means. Also the number 8.

   You sure this isn’t another 4chan hoax, though?

   1. Yup. “88” is considered to be code for, well, you know the term. After all, “H” is the 8th letter in the English alphabet and…..

      Like Kate often suggests, we need a famine or a meteorite.

      1. . . . we need a famine or a meteorite.

         ¿Por qué no los dos?

      2. Uncle Joe and his friends are trying their best to arrange for the famine!

6. This is really helping the situation. I can feel the cease fire…

7. How about, fuck off?

   1. Well said …Thucydides the Pureblood

      .. some petty tyrant wants to begin criminalizing the English alphabet one letter at a time.

      1. some petty tyrant wants to begin criminalizing the English alphabet one letter at a time

         We already have that in Canada, don’t we? Remember what “Honk! Honk!” really means?

8. I used to think Jews were smart, but I guess that boat sailed before Zelinskyy boarded.

9. Some places/business have already started doing it, in Lithuania or Estonia, one of them Baltic states, its punishable by a fine, or so I hear from PJW.

10. Say hello to Ukraine President Volodymyr Elenskyy

11. …and just like that, the entire west went back to using Roman numerals.

12. The Cyrillic equivalent is 3. Was the purpose for using the Roman Z instead of the Cyrillic 3 ever explained?

13. So I guess I’m supposed to go by Warren Oell now?

    1. I’m going to be in worse shape than you.

    2. I guess they’ll have to retitle certain movies, won’t they? They can start with the Tyrone Power flick The Mark of Orro.

14. Now …The Ukraine leadership are masturbating in public. Naked.

    That’s what nonsensical jerking movements these silly edicts are … mental masturbation.

    1. Frank Appa and the Mothers of Invention

       1. Mothers of masturbation

15. Zimbabwe, Zaire, and Zagreb aren’t feeling the love…..

16. So how do we call these zeroes “zeroes”?
    On a seconds thought,I believe we should bomb Ukraine,for uttering such stupidity.
    Go Russia,your victim is too stupid to live.

17. We should criminalize the entire alphabet just in case.

18. I will not change my moniker.

19. Communication being so inherently toxic and all.

    Let’s Go Brandon.

20. Just what is needed, a little more stupid in an already very stupid world.

21. It’ll make snoring silent

    1. Oh, so no sleep at all for me. ThankzzZShrike.