O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas

Hear my prayer:

Los Angeles police are warning people that wearing expensive jewelry in public could make them a target for thieves — a note of caution as robberies are up citywide.

The police department’s suggestion Tuesday came as robbers smashed the front window of a Beverly Hills jewelry store in broad daylight and fled with millions of dollars’ worth of merchandise.

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24 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

  1. I bet you wearing a big pistol on your side is a much better deterrent.

  2. We were told the same thing when I was doing relief work in Port au Prince, Haiti. At least when we drove through Port au Prince, I never saw people staggering around drunk or relieving themselves in public. They probably had a bit more sense of civic pride.

    1. *
      isn’t this a bit like telling women to wear a burqa
      to avoid being harassed or raped?

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  3. Many Liberal cities are entering their apocalyptic phase and don’t even recognize it for what it is.

    Aside from the obligatory “white flight”, many American cities now are simply drive around cities, no go zones for the rest of the country. Common we’ve all done it.

  4. Man in a black hat hopping into a buggy full of kids and whipping his horse to make the getaway. When will we learn not to trust the Amish? You just can’t assimilate that group into a society of decent human beings.

  5. Just like Soviet Canuckistan’s corrupt RCMP who love to victim shame the victims of crime by saying doors should be locked or a vehicle should not have been parked in such a visible place.

  6. Liberalism is a wasting disease.
    Liberals let Homey waste people while stealing their shit.

  7. The well-heeled are fleeing SanFransicko for my beautiful suburb. The same suburb they used to mock as too white, too rich, and too conservative. Now they’ll pay 20% over asking just to get here … PLEASE!!!

    They’re not feeling quite so … urbane-chic … about now.

      1. They’ve utterly WRECKED the peaceful, conservative, vibe of my little hamlet. Wretched people leftists …

    1. I bought a Chinese knock off Panerai watch … a Luminor that sells for $8,500.00. Just to see what it was like. Other than the cheap Swiss movement … you can’t tell the difference … it’s a REALLY GOOD FAKE. It sits in my dresser drawer. There’s NO WAY I’m gonna get killed for a $200.00 illegal ChiCom replica watch.

      And when I used to wear it … people noticed … like right away. And they commented about how “rich” I must be.

  8. My apologies to Kenji, but I laugh every time I read about another societal woe in CA. Especially LA. Even more especially, Beverly Hills. Kenji and any extremely few sane CA residents aside, the more Californians get what they deserve, the better. It’s been a few years, but I still think Lex Luthor had the right idea.

    1. Don’t forget Christopher Walken’s character’s efforts in James Bond – View to a Kill. With, of course, the blessing of the “Sweet Saint” above.

  9. Voting has consequences and allowing your electoral system to be compromised has even more severe consequences.

  10. A Colombian guy I used to work with kept a set of clothes and well worn luggage for home visits to Bogota. Also left all bling, watches etc back at home base.

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