53 Replies to “Honey, I finished the Internet”

  1. Basically very similar to our own PM Blackie, but with music added.

    Are there no sane politicians left?

    1. “Are there no sane politicians left?”

      A few. But card-carrying Conservative fartsuckers always find reasons to not vote for them.

      1. THIS is the NATO “story telling” that is more admired than Putin’s olllllllld world Orthodox Religiosity. And speaking of the puppetry of the penis … Joe Biden’s puppeteers are making him dance to quite a tune … Greensleeves or something like that?

    2. You think Potato would have stayed with his people when enemy put a price on his head and his family’s heads? Also, unlike Potato he clearly has those parts.

    3. Basically very similar to our own PM Blackie

      I hear he’s a skin flute virtuoso.

      1. Some of those piano keys at the end of the keyboard are very sharp.
        I guess a good set of balls had it covered.

    1. Yes they do.

      Zelensky is trying to pass himself off now as a Ukrainian Ben Gurion. Money had been found to hire prostitutes to pose with guns in disgusting parodies of the brave women of the IDF, hoping to fool foreigners into volunteering as cannon fodder. It’s obscene.

      Naftali Bennett has only agreed to act as mediator at the urging of the Arabs propping up his government. Bibi would have told Zelensky to burn in hell with the rest of the kapos.

      1. Bibi pissed me off when he “rescued” a bunch of White Helmets from Syria and helped spread them over the west.

        1. Bibi failed your purity test too? Apart for the Exalted Grand Maxipad, has anyone ever passed it?

          1. Let us look at Colon:
            1. Defund the Police? Check.
            2. Russia, Russia, Russia? Check
            3. Voted for vax mandates? Check.
            4. Voted for identity politics? Check.
            5. Voted for gun confiscation? Check.
            6. Took the jab? Check.
            7. Wants to kill innocent bike riders? Check.
            8. Is full of bigotry against “the Siberian Mongols”? Check.
            9. Thinks “The Gulag Archipelago” is Russian propaganda? Check.
            10. Is full of bigotry against the Hindus? Check.
            11. Is full of bigotry against the Sikhs? Check.
            12. Resorts to name calling and otherwise dehumanizes those who she disagrees with? Check.

            Diagnosis: Flaming libtard.
            Keep it up, toots, that list will only get longer.

          2. COLON …irony at it’s worst. Max is a real man, and that is why you take him actions so personally, your nutz belong to the guy standing in front of you , facing you!

          3. Hey, look, it’s our local CIA troll. Or is it Deep State bootlick, or wait, maybe WEF Davos toady is most appropriate.

          4. YW you forgot Reptilians and Tijuana donkey whores, please update your list accordingly.

            But once you finish your litany, could you please provide a list of people who passed your purity test. I am sure that list is much shorter.

          5. I am serious, who passes your purity test?

            Trump: talks of shithole counties and supports vaccine. Impure, out.
            De Santis: restrictions and mandates, does not matter how little and how early. Impure, out.
            “Woman of color” defending truckers impure because she a woman or has dark skin or something. Out.
            Peterson, clearly impure he suggested truckers should define their goals and consider the option of quitting while they were ahead, also vaccinated. Out.
            Truckers who didn’t martyr themselves to your liking. Impure, out.
            All conservative MPs who did not get arrested or staged a coup d’état, Clearly cowards and impure. Burn the witches. Out, out, out.

            So who is pure? The Grand Maxipad himself, who I note didn’t martyr himself for the cause, wasn’t even arrested (not that he should have by my standards but by your purity standards he clearly should have. Try to ponder that one for a minute but not too long). And? Who else? Pootin?

  4. The only thing worse than a failed artist gaining power is a failed actor. Jiang Qing, Trudeau, and now Zelensky.

    Speaking of whom, Canadian state media reports:

    “Canada is banning Russian oil imports and will send a third shipment of lethal weapons to Ukraine as its military continues to fight off better-armed Russian forces, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Monday.”

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/foreign-affairs-minister-more-lethal-aid-shipments-for-ukraine-1.6367163

    Kenney and Moe needs to tell Justin this minute words to this effect:

    if Chrystia wants to go to Ukraine and get herself killed, let her go, and good riddance. Nobody in Peace River will miss her.

    No Canadian in his right mind wants any part of Chrystia’s genocidal war against Russia. Do not expect our support or our blessing for this atrocity.

    Naturally, Bay Street and the Liberals can do what they please. They always do. They should simply be aware that:

    1. The Liberals should not count on being able to use Canadian oil to kill innocent Russians.

    2. If Chrystia gets what she thinks she wants, freezing in the dark is no longer Toronto’s worst-case scenario.

    1. “If Chrystia gets what she thinks she wants…”
      Is she rushin’ over there to watch her hero play the piano?

    2. I’m gonna put this out there, because, what-the-hey! This world is already circling the drain!

      You see, I saw the Turd on the “News” tonight, sounding a note of bravado. As he’s sounding off on his announcement of shipping lethal weapons to the Ukraine, he spouted off some crap about “not backing down” to Putin’s threats of using his nuclear arsenal. That’s when something clicked inside my head.

      So is it just me? Am I crazy? Or are our western leaders itching for an all-out nuclear war? We already know that the WEF is engaging in population reduction schemes, which explains the non-vaccines, and the vaxports, but maybe they’re discovering that depopulation would go a hell of a lot faster with a nuclear holocaust.

      Naw… I must be on something to come up with yet another hair-brained conspiracy theory… or am I on TO something?

      1. Exactly; and how many of the millions that have watched it, either live or on film, understood that it was in fact based on history?

        1. ( i lost a reply i was typing…so if it shows up just shoot me!)
          Another lost bit of History;
          “Beyond the Pale” gets written as “pale”. No understanding of the significance of The Pale…

  9. I’m starting to think the Ukrainians shot down Malaysian Air Flight 17 just to cover up this national embarrassment.

    1. Sure, they also, hidden Nessie in Black Sea and buried Jimmy Hoffa under the Chernobyl powerplant.

  11. If you’re interested in the roots of today’s Russia/Ukraine conflict, beyond the usual mainstream noise, this video, posted on Sep 25, 2015, seeks to explain the ramifications of NATO blundering into the Russian sphere of influence, before, during and after the Crimean incidents of 2014.
    Why is Ukraine the West’s Fault? Featuring John Mearsheimer
    https://youtu.be/JrMiSQAGOS4

    1. Greg Grandy

      Saw the Mearsheimer talk the other day. Superb!
      I believe I posted a reader tip on it.

      1. Didn’t realize you posted earlier, but lots of food for thought and definitely worth the time.

  13. And these are the leaders of a free and independent country. The blame for this bullshit happening in Ukraine lies with everyone, and that means you looking in the mirror. It’s time we all pay attention and get involved. Our institutions are infected with the lowest quality people, that don’t come close to speaking for what families need in order to succeed.

    God help us if we don’t turn things around soon.

    1. Things are turning against Soros and the WEF in the Ukraine, we can only hope the same happens here.

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