28 Replies to “If It Wasn’t For Government”

  2. They’ve shown up in some men’s rooms down here in NS, I can tell you that.

    I feel like I don’t even remotely recognize this country as the Canada I once knew. Whatever it is and continues to become may as well be alien to me.

    1. They have been in the men’s washrooms at one of our local NS universities for at least three years now, with a little illiterate note stuck on the nearby mirror informing users that these products had been placed there by the Students’ Union in case one had an “oppsie” moment.

  3. Better not to ask that question lest it be explained to you how putting tampons in the men’s room is just good old common sense. Like requiring insurance companies to provide free prostate exams to women and to cover maternity expenses for senior citizens.

  4. I guess we now have an answer to the age-old question as to what some Scotsmen will be wearing under their kilts.

  5. TBF … there is rarely a line waiting to get into a men’s restroom … well … because of our convenient “outdoor plumbing”. So the FAKE men can use the vacant squatty potties.

    Don’t worry, we won’t hit on any of the XXXL “men” using the facility. You’ll be completely safe.

  6. “Government is just a name for the things we do together.”
    Just be sure to wash your hands after doing all those things.

    Afterthought: I am told by people who know about such things that tampons are useful in an emergency for plugging gunshot wounds, so maybe it makes sense to put them in the men’s loo in an urban area like Chicago where somebody gets shot every couple of hours.

    1. tampons are useful in an emergency for plugging gunshot wounds

      I’ve heard that they’re stocked in emergency first aid kits now for that very reason. They’re very good at absorbing blood quickly, making the job of the paramedics much easier.

      1. *
        “very good at absorbing blood quickly, making the job of the paramedics much easier.”

        yeah, tampons for gunshot wounds typically fall under the rubric of ‘prepper medicine’.

        here in ontario, all ambulances have recently been equipped with ‘ballistic bandages’
        (ie. kerlix™) used by the military for mass casualty events         such as ied explosions
        (that typically sever limbs and disembowel folk). the bandages are impregnated with
        clotting agents         to stop victims bleeding out.

        the government just isn’t anxious to let civilians know they are expecting this type of
        carnage.

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          1. *
            my buddy the toronto paramedic also told me about
            when the ambulances started stocking ‘chest tubes’…
            an essential item when dealing with the recent rash
            of sucking chest wounds… from all the close-quarters
            gangbanger gunplay.

            *

    2. Same thoughts crossed my mind, gunshot wounds. Government created a need, and here they are with a solution!

  7. “Get the covid vaccination, boy!
    Or girl, or whatever you are, I can’t tell.
    The science is settled! Trust us.”

  8. Reminds me of when I went to law school and discovered that free condoms were placed in the men’s restrooms. Always wondered if they also put them in the women’s restrooms. As I was married and commuted home on weekends, you’d think I might avail myself of the free birth control. However, my marriage was on rocky ground even then, and I had no use for them. Such a waste.

    1. Eric

      Doesn’t it though…and yet its only about 5-7% of the population spewing this Continuous PC/Woke Bullshit along with the MSM..who in My opinion are FAR more dangerous than the Govt.

      The Vid has shown that to be true in spades…

  11. l wonder what the response wd be if l dressed in drag, full whiskered beard, gravelly masculine voice, and popped into the what formerly aka ‘wymyns’ washroom. the one WITHOUT the vertical appliances.

    and claim to have discovered my feminine side.

  12. l used to joke, recently even, that life is now an episode of ‘The Twilight Zone’.
    l still say it, except now it aint no joke. and beware fellow sda, given enough time, ANYTHING can happen.
    and technology just accelerates it.

  13. It used to be that politics was considered showbusiness for ugly people. It’s now a fait accompli that politics is showbusiness for the criminally insane.

  15. The solution to tampons in a man’s washroom is simple.
    Load your pockets and
    (1) take them home for female family members
    (2)keep a few in a first aid kit, they’re excellent for plugging gaping wounds.
    (3)soak them in left over bacon fat,lard,etc. Let dry, place in individual baggies and use, along with a bic lighter, as an emergency fire starter kit for your hiking pack.
    I invite everyone to submit their suggestions for re-purposing this new found source of free material!
    I must caution everyone, whatever you do, DO NOT LITTER!
    That wouldn’t be nice/s

    1. Fire Starters…gotta love it Greg.

      We’ve used Egg cartons stuffed with Dryer lint and soaked with Candle wax for yrs…
      Recycling works..!!

    2. *
      might i suggest smearing your free tampons with vaseline?
      best firestarter around… burns like a motherf@cker.

      *

  16. I thought all public TOILETS were to be legislated gender non specific, appears it’s phasing in.

  18. Silly Scots!
    Transgender women use the LADY’S room!
    Good Lord, your intolerant ignorance is showing!

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