Then They Came For The Sprinkles

BBC- A bakery has had to stop producing its bestselling biscuit after officials found the treats were topped with illegal sprinkles.

Owner Rich Myers branded the decision “ridiculous” and said alternative sprinkles on the market were “rubbish”. He said he sourced the US-made cake toppers from a UK-based wholesaler, adding that other products on the market were not as good. “British sprinkles are rubbish,” he said. “They run and aren’t bake-stable. The colours aren’t vibrant and they just don’t look very good.”

H/T Cameron

8 Replies to “Then They Came For The Sprinkles”

Out of all the ‘issues in the world’ this one is top shelf…?

The “Sprinkle Nazis” have invaded Britain!

Shouldn’t they be “BLITZED”?

Cheers

Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”

Geez…just flush the toilet already. Is there a turd factory over there that creates these officious little tumours-on-society?
File that bakery’s trouble beside that Watford insanity…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16414862/ten-cars-police-van-smash-traffic-calming-post/ *
*(Isn’t there a Common Law concerning deliberately setting ‘traps’ which can do harm? Or maybe Criminal Negligence?)

Can’t they just slap 10 WARNING labels on the baked goods? That’s what Prop.65 has done to CA.

Did you know that EVERY time you pump gasoline you are risking a HORRID death from inhaling the hydrocarbons!!! CA WARNING LABELS say so … OMG!!! Every Palo Alto soccer mom should hire a homeless Mexican to pump her gas. Can’t use a Haitian … you know why.

well shucks Mr Myers, youre a celebrity now, doesnt that count? thats the key now, celebrity.
you are also a pioneer in the fight for sprinkles. may l suggest you, ummm, ‘sprinkle’ (something) on the
professional whiners’ cupcakes.
what is the world coming too. massive starvation possible in another 50 years, men beating each other
unconscious over a stale sandwich and here in 2021 come the garnish cops.
lawd luv a duck.

“Rats fed a 4% erythrosine diet for 30 months beginning in utero have an increased incidence of thyroid adenomas and adenocarcinomas. ”

so of the 20 grams of food the rats ate each day, 0.8 grams of etrthrosine was in their food for a 400g rat

the equivalent human dose would be 2 grams per kilogram for a human

Like everything else lately it seems to be more about control.

Hey, remember when the food Nazi’s went after movie theaters for using coconut oil on their popcorn? I think it was the mid-90’s. Then, they actually looked at the facts and realized they were wrong about the health problems related to the oil. And, now, movie theaters are using coconut oil again.

It’s cyclical. Karen will be back in another few years complaining again about coconut oil and getting it banned. It’s what they do. They are sad little leeches who delight in tearing down what they can to show a purpose in their sad little leech lives.

Pardon my French: But, I do believe it’s about time to say F*CK OFF. And, I believe you can apply that emphatic statement to quite a few current events. Perhaps it’s time to laugh in their faces and say “No.”