One where you’re actually allowed to defend yourself with something.
Citing a rise in hate-motivated crimes and “drug-fuelled attacks,” Alberta’s justice minister is calling on the federal government to allow the use of pepper spray for self-defence.

6 foot cocaine drug induced monster that can RIP your heart out, and you will spray pepper spray in his head and face. HILARIOUS.
DEATH has many names, I don’t want my children & friends to know my death name is Stupid.
No need…
Just threaten to spit on them and see the Karen’s and Kevin’s scattered in terror.
YOU ARE the virus.
How about a Glock 19 … much more effective. Pepper spray is for idiots.
J West.
Cocaine monster shot in the head with 9 mm, stood there acting like a mosquito had bitten him on his forehead. Two more shots through the heart and chest dropped him like a ton of bricks. Not trying to be explicit,
Police have to live with this every week.
Pepper spray, Please.
Oh, wait! Pepper spray ONLY for “her”. If you don’t identify as a female (or some gender derivative thereof) … then you should NEVER be allowed carry a “weapon”. Because … equity … or something.
It’s Canada.
The crown will be charge you with a number of firearms offenses, second degree murder. You’ll eventually be exonerated, after, I dunno figure six months in jail (no bail, violent offender using a gun), and the bank will own your home because the lawyers will have extracted the contents of every account.
The process will be the punishment.
The hell you face if you happen to act in self defense as a white person against a person of colour or peaceful religion.
3 ” S ” words.
Shoot.
Shovel.
Shut up.
Look up Canadian firearms laws before pontificating.
Macho cowboy talk is for use only on the internet, not in the real world where you’ll do time for carrying any type of firearm let alone a scary looking pistol.
If you are worried, carry a cane?
after all, in Canada we expect the police to show up after you have been attacked, take a report, and file it under “you’re a racist”, never to be seen again
How about a sword cane? They are legal in Canada.
It is illegal in Canada to carry *anything* with the intent of using it to defend yourself. You could be charged for carrying a pair of pliers if the authorities deem you intended to use them in defense of your life.
Yes you can. As long as the act of defence is not disproportionate to the attack.
Wait!? What!? … your government is demanding a “fair” fight with a criminal!? What kind of girls write your laws?
If anyone forces a fight from me … I’ll fight to kill … with the MOST disproportionate force I can muster
“Yes you can. As long as the act of defence is not disproportionate to the attack.”
No, you can’t. Tell the police that you are carrying *anything* for self-defense and it automatically becomes “a weapon dangerous to the public peace”.
Even body armor is illegal here.
I walk with a cane. You can do wonders of self defense with a crook cane.
PO, I always carry a steel cane, a sharp knife and what is euphemistically called dog/bear spray.
This is what you need https://www.coldsteel.com/irish-blackthorn-walking-stick/
I’m thinking about picking up.
Cane Fighting: The Authoritative Guide to Using the Cane or Walking Stick for Self-Defense
As far as I’m concerned the 1689 English Bill of Rights is still in effect as stated in section 26 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedom. Yes, I know it would be ruinously expensive to fight in court, but we have to fight for our rights at some point, otherwise they disappear.
Say what?
Fight in Canadian courts?
As if we are a country of laws or something?
Grow up, the courts have repeatedly demonstrated they are in the side of enemies.
That you would have to ask permission from the state to be allowed to defend your self, proves that serfdom has already been attained. The Eloi has two primary functions in the modern bankrupt welfare state – to vote for those best offering borrowed and stolen loot and the illusions of: security, equity, diversity, eco-justice, education, health care, social justice, etc and to die early, saving resources for the collective Eloi and enlightened rulers.
Double plus good
Found a poll regarding this on 660news site. 54% of canadians don’t even think you should be allowed to use pepper spray (never mind a gun) for self- defense. What a despicable country! Canadians would rather see a woman get raped, or someone get robbed or murdered than allow them to defend themselves against a criminal. This is a right that should be protected and guaranteed by a government, not taken away. The fact that kenney is once again down on his knees begging trudeau to allow Alberta to do something that is a human right is embarrassing to every Albertan.
Again it is a ” poll “.
Numbers can be twisted any way that suits the narrative.
And I don’t believe that particularly utterly ridiculous poll.
I’d rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6.
Just to be clear, you will be judged multiple times until the crown gets the verdict they like.
http://phantomsoapbox.blogspot.com/2020/08/self-defense-now-illegal-in-canada.html
Oh and a “Clearest Self Defence Case” will still net you month in prison while recovering from horrific injuries, because the subhuman thugs in blue are bending over backwards to make something, anything, sticks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1PEnlmgdWc
“As you are aware, pepper spray is currently a prohibited weapon. It is sadly ironic that a vulnerable person carrying pepper spray for self-defence could quite possibly receive a longer sentence than her attacker.”
Welcome to Canada, where anything resembling the “castle doctrine” would have Canadian Liberals fainting en masse forcing our clownish, ermine collared intellectual betters to declare an emergency session to issue their ever reliable and equally idiotic “Peace, Order and Good Government” rubber stamp.
Bu…bu…but Every Child Matters, right guys?
But seriously, I’m still young enough where my height, size and fists have been to subdue any would attacker. Police are usually unresponsive for several hours (due to work load) but understandable when they do respond after the fact. I just have to change my “story”.
Is there a brand of pepper spray that contains small lead pellets? If not, I just invented it!
The new country had better have a plan.
No free lunch level plan.
A tax on all do-gooders being as important as open carry for all.
For no one,no government minion,no self appointed protector ,no one can protect you as well as you can yourself.
We are passing through the social cycles,fat and lazy has produced mass stupidity and mass hysteria,soon to produce mass suffering.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
We are living the logical results of GOVERNMENT HELP, where you discover you are without help and legally handicapped from protecting yourself and your property..
The BIG LIE strikes again.
For remember the Cure for homelessness,drug addiction ,thieves and beggars,..?
All those social “ills” that the bureaus proclaimed they would solve..
Yet all the things Government claimed to prevent,thrive and expand..While the things Government claims to support,whither and die..
Given the current state of late stage Terrorism by Bureaucracy,whereby a citizens own taxes are used to crush their rights and freedoms,the logical solution is the Guillotine.
However gentler souls may not be inspired to such methods of culling the fools and bandits of society,for them I recommend “Fancy Hats” .
Ones with ornate decorations and large displays.
Fruit,feathers the works..
Now this may,at first seem nuts..But those huge needles,AKA Hatpins used to hold it all in place are a woman’s best friend.
Especially if dipped in a nice soothing neurotoxin.
Stab ’em twice and claim it was “snakebite”.
Never seen such a bad year fer rattlers..
Banishment works.
If a person is too ugly and stupid to be safely entrusted inside your walls,you boot them out.
If they do damage to your village ,repeatedly?
You boot them out.
Not our “Caring Governments”,they punish the productive and continually reward the clueless,useless and violent..
Thus,the street level fools and thieves are not our true enemy.
The fools and Bandits infesting our institutions are.
By their work you shall know them..
Well?
Do you like the results?
Social engineering?
Almost as helpful as social justice..
Another great example is the Alberta UCP, the Alberta Utilities Regulator and deferred bill payment due to Wuhan flu. Those who paid on time and in full now get to pay for those who deferred and defaulted. Don’t bother complaining, the response is that “it’s not full anal penetration so what’s your problem?”
Do Canadian politicians have armed guards?
Or do they carry pepper spray?
yes
Just remember, before there are consequences they have to catch you and prove it.
https://canarmor.ca/product/nightguard/
Canada, like other woman-hating countries, sees value in victimised women.
Think of the massive branches of bureaucracy that can be created by assaulted and dead women: social workers, psychiatrists, truth and reconciliation tribunals (parts one through infinity), ministries, token cabinet members for those ministries, failed small businesses with X number of government loans and grants.
Why take that away with something as silly as self-defense, a right we should already have?
Would that include court because we don’t seem to have a functioning constitution any longer?
Asking for a friend.
“The prohibition exempts sprays designed for repelling animals, but anyone found to be carrying or using these sprays for defence against people can still be charged.”
Only if you are stupid enough to TELL the cop you are carrying it for defence against people. There are SO many coyote attacks occurring in our big cities it would be very reasonable for anyone to carry a can of bear spray.
An acquaintance carries openly a huge Bowie Knife in the sheath on his belt, damned thing must be about 16 inches long including the handle. He said he had been approached by the local RCMP and when he told them it was for defence against vicious dogs, they told him to carry on and left.
If required, I will defend or fight back by any means at my disposal. If I survive, and if I’m convicted of harming or killing my attacker, at least I will be alive to go to prison. The idea that a court or jury can deliberate over months if needed, about the extent of my self defense and if it was “reasonable” is patently asinine, in light of the fact I had mere moments to make those same deliberations. Oh, and yes, I do own the required tools and equipment.
+++GerryK
Shotgun shell, filled with dry peppercorns, they didn’t specify the propellant/delivery method…
“Asking Ottawa to allow the use”
If the government of Alberta cared about Albertans, they would have stopped paying attention to anything Ottawa said decades ago. Alberta would simply be a shall issue concealed carry jurisdiction, and anyone who didn’t like it would have been referred to the Ministry of FOAD and Go Pound Sand.
The fact anyone in the government of of Alberta would make a statement like this, should tell you that they want Ottawa to be your government, and they are already irrelevant.