Let Her Eat Cake

39 Replies to “Let Her Eat Cake”

1. the horror, the horror of the woke

2. First world elitist problems (not really a problem).

3. I lost my job, my mother died and I’m a celiac, you insensitive clod.

   1. I actually laughed out loud at that.

4. Paltrow is completely full of herself. Typical leftist way of thinking.

   1. She’s not just full of herself. She’s a genuine idiot:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEv7cVW8hBA

   2. Honourable mention to the Mediots, that celebrate celebrity worship!

      What else did she have for breakfast?

      The only thing shallower than the media for reporting this, are the sheeple that swallow this garbage daily and buy the rags printing this tripe

5. Did it change the scent of her candle?

   1. From dead tuna to rotten puffer fish?

      1. Her nosey neighbor: “I never know if she’s lit a candle, made crab cakes for dinner or just finished copulating.”

         1. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

   2. Burnt it up both ends.

6. I’m man enough to admit that I cried when I read that Paltrow had been reduced to eating bread. Granted, it was from laughing so hard.

   I have to continually remind myself that “these people” live in an entirely different world than we do. They are completely and totally isolated from the real world.

7. Stupid people need to eat too.
   Even if they live in never, never land of nothingness.
   They eat a lot of lotus.
   They call them lotus eaters,

   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus-eaters

   …. ‘lotus-eater’ denotes “a person who spends their time indulging in pleasure and luxury rather than dealing with practical concerns”.

   1. You reminded me of one of my favorite RHCP songs … Midnight.
      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2dqczc

      We are the lotus kids
      So better take note of it
      For the story …

8. I’m looking forward to the day when Gwyneth et al whine that the power is off … again.

9. Awwww! I’m so sorry Gwyneth. As is NOT!

10. Smell ya later, Ms Paltry

    1. If you buy her candles you can always “smell her later” if you catch my drift.

11. The clarity of the diesel backup generator class…

12. I still haven’t buried and memorialized my middle son who passed-away Jan. 2020.

    COVID cancelled his (church) Memorial Service … twice. Then, we were totally shut-down for another 9-mos. we have JUST NOW been able to schedule for mid-June.

    This c*nt can eat her own perfumed cooch for all I care. Wait. She probably has a personal trainer who helps her do that … daily.

    1. This is sad news. Please accept my condolences at the loss of your middle son, Kenji. I recall when you wrote that he was hospitalized when he went off his medication and that he was better when on the medication. This, plus the covid thing, makes everything doubly difficult for your family, I’m sure.

       1. Insult to injury … well, worse than injury. Thank you.

    2. Kenji, my condolences, words fail me, please know that my heart goes out to you and your family. May you find the strength to bear this great loss.

    3. Kenji…..unbearable to lose a child. My heart goes out to you and your family.
       Words cannot express my sympathy.

    4. I’m so sorry to learn of your loss, our thoughts are with you. What a terrible ordeal.

    5. Can’t imagine the pain of losing a child. It really sucks that you haven’t been able to memorialize your son for more than a year. My very sincere condolences.

    6. Oh my G_d Kenji…I’m so sorry for your loss (and all the crap after that).

       I avoid the use of the ‘c’ word as much as possible…but it’s exactly what popped into my head immediately upon reading about Coochie Candle’s ‘breakdown’. SMH.

    7. I am sorry to hear this.

    8. Kenji, you are one of my favorite SDA contributors; from your comments, I’ve seen that your life has had many similarities to my own. Please accept my heartfelt condolences to both you & your family over the loss of your son; to lose a child is always terrible but these strange, unnatural times we’re in makes it even worse. Stay strong, brother.

    9. Kenji…my sympathy to you and your family. Heartbreaking.

13. In the movie “Contagion” (2011) which acted as a blueprint for the response of the media and politicians for the last 18 months, she played the part of an unfaithful wife who caught a flu (combined bat and pig DNA) while eating at an unclean dining area of a casino in Macao. She brought it back to her family in Minneapolis but not before a stop-over in Chicago, allowed her 5 hours with her lover whom she also contaminated and in turn, he took it back to his family. And so the chain effect began.
    I liked some of her movies in the 1990’s but her time as a celebrity is “so over”.

14. That’s good.
    Let the ‘elites and heroes’ advertise how truly disgusting they are.

    More and more normal people are turning away from these freaks and weirdos.

15. It’s quite an impressive accomplishment to have even a Guardian hack laughing at your patent self-absorption.

    My heart goes out to Kenji. My father died of what I am assured was Wuhan flu in an American nursing home last Christmas—or rather a “nurse” with dirty hands murdered him.

    My mother and brothers somehow managed a Christian funeral for him—but not a Christian burial.

    He had asked to be interred in his home country. His ashes remain in a tin box under my mother’s bed until the old country’s Wuhan flu hysteria passes out of its system. That won’t be any time soon, as the old country’s vaccination system is as cruel a joke as Canada’s.

16. I let my goop candle burn too long. It smelt like burning pubic hairs before I put it out.

17. Now one understands the unfettered rage against the nobles in revolutionary France.

18. Isn t she the one who sold a candle called ” this smells like my pussy”?

    She has always been an idiot.

    1. A mackerel candle?