Damn it Todd!

In an upcoming 17-part series entitled “R is for Racism”, Todd appears in multiple educational scenarios including a math teacher forcing minority puppets to learn 2 + 2 = 4, an ignorant puppet who thinks some cops might be good, and in a particularly jarring sketch, a shady character teaching kids to face life’s unfairness with hard work, self-sacrifice, and hope for the future.

More at the Bee.

12 Replies to “Damn it Todd!”

  1. Todd showing how to be a proper white character in being submissive to one with a blade and the other with a machete.
    Todd, the proper white boy!

  2. Omg. You had me. After Dr Suess and To Kill A Mockingbird. You had me.

    This could have been true. It’s not though, right? Or is this my daily f’n life?

    1. The Bee is currently deciding whether to sue the NYT based on a story where the NYT suggested the Bee was spreading disinformation through satire. No editor at the NYT realised that their story was basically very bad satire, or something even more stupid.
      In any case, it’s an ongoing meme that the Bee is really the USA’s Newspaper of Record – see Instapundit

  3. Omg. You had me. After Dr Suess and To Kill A Mockingbird banning. You had me.

    This could have been true. It’s not though, right? Or is this my daily f’n life?

    Oh wait, it is.

  4. Todd appears to be a Ginger. Isn’t that also a protected minority? Ep. 26: Todd is harassed by Black muppets for being a minority red-head … who then push him onto the tracks of an oncoming underground commute train.

    White problem … and Ginger problem solved

  5. That’s funny and it’ll be even funnier when Snopes fact checks the article and the NY Times runs their weekly “The Bee is Not Funny” hit piece.

  6. I also hear that Todd is getting paid more than the female or ethnic Muppets for doing the same work.

    The Bee does an exceptional job of trolling dour leftards with satire. Keep up the great work.

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