A few months from now . . .
Your Dear Leader of Amerika has done some brainstorming with his boss in Beijing and has a new test you’ll need to participate in. More details here.
In the coming weeks our comrades in the media will be engaged in a full propaganda program of talking points we’re preparing for them. Just know now that if you refuse to submit then you’re a racist, bigot, xenophobe, and white supremacist who selfishly only cares about yourself and not the collective. How dare you!
I can’t wait.
And suddenly, the infection rate went to zero. Except in San Fransisco.
Sherlock?
The drive through testing centres are going to get very strange.
How long does the swab have to be to reach the nasal cavity?
(Saw that one someplace but I enjoy repeating it. I’m going to really like repeating it when they try to jam that thing in below the ‘this is not my nose’ tattoo I’m getting tomorrow.)
Sounds like they don’t know their SARS from their Ebola..
Clever!
Will they pass Joes sniff test?
Huh? So the rate of COVID infection is highest among our Latino communities … hence, Gov. Newsom has prioritized “brown” communities for getting the vaccine. Gavin wants to vaccinate our “essential workers” first … who, according to Newsom … are mostly Latino. The same “essential” workers who routinely cause salmonella outbreaks in; lettuce, strawberries, and fast food restaurants … all the places where they fail to wash up after … well … defecating. So now I see see the logic in the anal swab … however … they might just swab the hands first.
Shouldn’t be a problem for anyone who has been abducted by aliens.
“The government they deserve, long and hard”
Never thought of it literarily.
If true, I think this is a deliberate stir, and slur, by the C.C.P. If they really wanted accurate tests, I’m sure there are other ways of doing them. But they gotta emphasise the reality of our position to them as far as they’re concerned… And yes, double entendre time…
With Beijing Biden “in charge”, this’ll become mandatory in the U.S., and then everywhere…
The old insult, “up yours” comes to mind.
So if they’re keeping the nasal swab as the primary means of testing, does this make the anal swab #2?
They say the Rona is just as prevalent in excrement. I’d be happy to give them all they need.
https://www.healio.com/news/primary-care/20200903/study-finds-evidence-of-fecal-aerosol-covid19-transmission
Okay then … We’ve got them wearing those stupid masks full time now and they are avoiding each other like the plague, no pun intended … and they stay home watching TV all day. Plus now they are all in a panic that they won’t get their unproven, untested vaccine shot … so let’s see what else we can do to those idiots for fun … How about sticking something up their assess … for their own good … bwahahahaha ,,,
I’ve heard the anal swab isn’t quite what you think it is. You just stick a finger up your butt and then smell your finger. If it smells like crap, you’re negative, if you can’t smell anything, you got the ‘rona.
good one.
BOHICA
(Bend Over, Here It Comes Again)
They have successfully visited all sorts of other indignities on us over the last few decades, and people eat it up. I look forward to the PTBs mandating that people must go about their business with a feather duster up their arses. To quote the idiotic masses: “Its not humiliating if everybody has to do it.”
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but implementing–or sanctioning by quiet or overt support–the involuntary anal penetration of children seems akin to promoting statutory rape. I would think there is no valid medical reason for requiring this of children. Or adults, for that matter. From one point of view, one might consider this a state-run sexual-assault program.
You will submit to anal rape or be branded a super-spreader white supremacist. Your only possible chance of salvation is to declare that babies should be murdered on a whim.
Can I just fart in an envelope and mail it in? Anyone have Blackie the Gropers address?