Say It Isn’t So, Joe!

43 Replies to “Say It Isn’t So, Joe!”

1. He needs all those dead people to vote for him, otherwise no chance.

2. They must have used some out dated fear & panic porn, when they put that one together.

   Wasn’t there one apocalyptic prediction early on, that 2.2 million would die from it in the USA? Who was it put that one out there, oh yeah, Neil Ferguson and the team at Imperial College London, back in March.

3. Allan S will be insufferable. He has someone at a high level who agrees with him that every death in the last several years is due to complications of the coronavirus.

4. Missed it by only 199 million (world wide). U.S number is currently about 184 thousand.

5. This is very serious, yet dRumpf still REFUSES to wear a mask. Even the CBC’s Katie Simpson is exasperated by his stubborn arrogance!

   1. Katie needs to wear a mask at the buffet table.

      1. Buddy, you just made an old man laugh out loud!

   2. Hey, PP, that’s what an unmasked pedo Joe whispered into Anderson Cooper’s ear.

   3. I’m glad you’ve emerged from mourning RGB. Any insight into the dictatorial drumpf nomination of a new supreme court justice? What a nazi move. Just like Obama.

   4. what exactly is Progressive about you Pat?

6. A famous rock singer walked out, in the spotlight, slowly clapping his hands. He announced that every time he put his hands together, a child dies. Someone in the audience yelled out, “Then stop clapping you evil bastard!”

   1. I’d heard that before but it’s still brilliant—and very British I would guess.

   2. That idiot was Bono. And I believe the spectator called him an a$$hole.

   3. That was Bono.

7. I think he was suppose to say 200 thousand but where’s the drama in that.
   CDC website:
   https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/COVID19/index.htm
   Daily Updates of Totals by Week and State, Provisional Death Counts for Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19)

8. I think he meant 200 million would die of boredom listening to his speech.

9. Somebody mask and gag that old fool.

   1. Ew. I just visualized that. He would not look good in leather.

10. Joe is simply not used to dealing with numbers as small as 6 digits.

11. Didn’t he say that 200 million would also die because of gun violence.

    Whose left LOL?

12. I think it was only 150 million from gun violence, so 350 M – 150 M = 200M.

    Joe rocks!

    1. Satirist 🙂

13. I think the most likely death before the end of the speech is Joe himself!

    Go Harris-Biden!!

14. If Joe knew that 200 million would die by the time he finished his speech, why didn’t he keep talking and save all those people? Joe Biden has the blood of millions on his hands.

15. Democrats have trouble with zeros and decimal places.

    1. And with counting signatures on ballots. “we have 15,000 signatures, and 28,500 votes. The Democrats win!”

       King County in Washington state is still my go-to when someone tries to say this doesn’t happen.

    2. They also haave rouble with negative election results.

16. At some point, keeping Biden in the race becomes cruel.

    1. Agreed. But the cruelty is mostly if he’s self-aware enough to understand what’s happening. If he doesn’t know, but enjoys the attention and limelight, then it could be considered cruel to take it away from him.

       For his dignity it would be better if they let him stop and enjoy his remaining time without being an object of ridicule.

17. It’s laughable that joe screws up every time he injects numbers into his obnoxious stump speeches . What is more laughable is the fact that the media gloss over each and every one of those screw ups .

18. Re the update.
    Old Nasty must be the same series as Cyborg Ruth,looks like they are all gliching at once.

19. the democratic party is in serious trouble. how he has been pushed forward as a candidate escapes explanation.

    1. He used to be an energetic and engaging speaker. He probably still thinks he is. The party establishment doesn’t want to ruin the future of one of their up-and-comers by having them demolished at the polls (think Clinton Archipelago, only with more and smaller islands), so they’ll let him put “candidate for president” on his list of achievements and let him fade away after the vote counting is done.

    2. They not only have a zero candidate, they have zero message (except Orange Man Bad) but, they do have a plan, and it depends on mail voting fraud. This is why they are not even bothering to campaign?

20. Can you imagine what the presstitudes would do if President Trump committed any one of Biden’s innumerable blunders? You would hear about it 24/7.

    1. See my comment below.

21. The echo on the recording indicates he is an empty room. Why are the Dementocrats trying to pin the blame for Wuhoo Flu on Trump? Is is obvious to evryone that it wasn’t his fault. So desparate.

    1. The Demarxists have nothing else to run on, whatsoever.
       Russian collusion delusion?
       Economy? They’re trying, but their reasoning is hollow and disingenuous.
       OrangeMan Bad? No traction there.
       All the Demarxists have to run on, are outrageous lies, distortions, envy and hate. It should be a disastrous campaign, but their plan is to rig the election by mail ballot fraud and ballot harvesting. If so, it will be the end of the US as we know it. They will tear apart the constitution.

22. CNN must really be slipping. Last night President Trump confused Reagan with Nixon.
    That was referring to the 1972 landslide election result, which the Demoncraps set Washington Pest reporters Woodward and Bernstein into motion to topple Nixon. But, I digress.
    I would have thought Crap No one Needs would be all over that.

23. Where are the global statistics? What is the current death count in some of the most populated countries of the world? Like China, India, . . .

    1. You can try this one for global stats.
       https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
       COVID-19 Dashboard by the Center for Systems Science and Engineering (CSSE) at Johns Hopkins University (JHU)

       China’s numbers may have to be taken with a grain of salt,

24. Ooh, how she makes me quiver,
    Ooh, how she makes me smile…
    Ooh, if they could only aim right,
    And stick the arrow right through that Botox smile….
    Etc.

25. Joe does numbers.

    U.S. Covid infected (mumble mumble) – “Six thousand three hundred forty-four thousand seven hundred”