37 Replies to “Bum Cheeks A-Jiggle”

  1. I say the mooslimbs certainly have a point , as to Burquas:-))) That thing should stay dressed!

  2. Existential questions, wow, I have a few but I know Kate would ban me.

    1. That video alone, should be enough to turn any viewer into a conservative, on the spot.

  3. I know art when I see it. this is a performance, but it’s not art.

  4. I like to go swimming with big jiggly women
    And swim between their legs
    And swim between their legs

    1. And more value than a CBC News panel discussion. I like stressing positive points.

      1. “I like stressing positive points.”

        Indeed. And whether from a left or right perspective, she has a couple.

  5. The audience consisted of all who would willingly pay to see such a performance – no one.

  6. This no doubt required a substantial grant from the Canadian Arts Council.

  7. Some thoughts:

    – the Russian judge gave it a 9.9
    – I thought high heels were a tool of the bourgeois patriarchy ?
    – isn’t it amazing what things YouTube keeps up and what things it bans
    – pity the poor b*stard that’s gotta clean up that damp patch of used talc

  8. As Elaine Benes of Seinfeld said, “Women’s bodies are works of art whereas men’s are merely industrial.” Which I mutter at the gym, when its open of course.

  9. Hector Brelioz’s Les Troyens and Richard Wagner’s Der Ring des Nibelungen pale in comparison….. (sarcasm = off)

  10. If she was 20 years younger, that would have been a great performance at a cheesy strip club in a mining town in northern Ontario or Quebec.

  11. She should take her act to a town square in Riyadh, I can already see the T-shirts – “getting naked and stoned” tour 2020.

    I know I’d pay to see it.

  12. I was hoping for black lights on the powder for effect. She looks good naked only above the waist but as far art is concerned it was a “flop”.

  13. The best looking thing on the stage were the high heels and I am really not a high heels fan.

  14. Hey I may be old school, but was brought up to always be respectful of all naked ladies. Besides a good rooster always has his favourites, but he always gets around to the scabby arsed ones too, even the jiggly assed ones. He services them all. You guys that say you wouldn’t are just Dang liars.

  15. Unlike lefty politicians and media types, she at least blows smoke only up her own ass.

    She’s ok, but not nearly good enough for Tijuana in the golden age.

  16. There was no joy to it.

    When I was much younger, I rember stopping by a little roadside bar in Pennsylvania for a beverage or two. Turns out it was a topless joint. The bartendress was middle aged and topless herself. This was a first for me. I watched her carry on for a bit with her usuals until I was feeling pretty usual myself.
    Time passed quickly there. For last call she turned to me with a big smile and said “I’m gonna show you a trick.” And with that she took two matches from my book and pinched them into her nipples, lit them (how is a detail I cannot remember) and moved so they twirled around in big circles as fast as she could. It was like a watching a bicyclist riding through high beams.
    Well I’m sure my eyes bugged out, my jaw dropped, and I damn near fell off my stool. Everybody was howling. She’s pointing at me with one hand, covering her mouth with the other, and laughing like there was no tomorrow.
    Things settled down and she returned to washing glasses in the three compartment sink still wearing a smile. Without bothering to look up to see if I was listening she said “Now you’ve seen something.”
    Indeed. Something I’ll never forget. Good times.

  17. “Don’t ignore it. Call it art. Then ignore it.” – George Carlin (paraphrased)

  18. Talc is mined near natural pockets of asbestos and can contain asbestos so as to be harmful to your health.
    There are ongoing lawsuits arguing that talcum power use can lead to a number of cancers, pulmonary diseases, and breathing disorders.
    For these reasons, the European Union has banned the use of talcum power.

    As to the woman, she is not entirely unattractive. However guys, always remember to never stick your dick in crazy.

  19. She missed a spot.
    She’ll be suing Johnson & Johnson for getting cancer of her baby maker if she keeps using it so indiscriminately.

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