8 Replies to “We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars”

  1. Compliant # 946919
    So, is this the 946th complaint for September 2019, or are we burgeoning upon the 1 million complaint mark.
    Either way… heh.
    Tesla: “One million complaints and still burning!”

  2. And you expected what from this SCAM Artist..?
    Service like you would get from GM/Ford/Crysler.??
    IOW…. real Car companies that build real Cars/Trucks as opposed a Tech Barnum who builds Laptops with wheels….??
    Ha Ha ha ha.

    Sorry buddy, I’m sure you know where you can get your sympathy.
    Good luck with your 100g worth of crap.

  3. “Ohio Attorney General” … Government employee. The prototypical Tesla sucker, err customer. Hey AG! Caveat Emptor … look it up. And as a reminder … Saint Musk beat a slam dunk defamation lawsuit … what makes you think you are up to his VERY EXPENSIVE team of attorneys? You will be made to EAT your CAR, and be scolded by the Judge to stop abusing it, then claim “defects”

  4. Dave Yost is a Republican, among the state attorney generals who joined an antitrust investigation against Facebook and Google.

    This is pretty clearly a test case. I think AG Yost understands very well that Elon Musk is a Silicon Valley scam artist, and had no realistic expectation of ever getting a “defect-free” vehicle when he bought the Tesla. His real plan is to indict Elon for fraud when the “defect-free” Tesla doesn’t materialize.

    Wish him Godspeed.

    1. One can only hope. I’d say that 220 mile range claim is absolutely unobtainable… fraudulent … esp. during an Ohio winter. Go get em!

    2. hmmmm. good insight. I agree with kenji, let’s hope it’s the actual case here (pun intended).
      perhaps the legal sector bigwigs are acting thus now to head off huge numbers of time consuming lawsuits.

  5. I bet a new F-150 is looking pretty good to that guy right now, eh? ~:D

    At this point, anybody who buys a Tesla is a sucker. Its an obvious scam, they aren’t even pretending anymore.

  6. i’d demand my full money back before the ponzi scheme collapses. The joke in the document is that there are no defect free Tesla’s.

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