23 Replies to “Things You’re Going To See At The CBC”

  1. No one cares. Only kooks and old cbc hippies still watch the cbc. The only crime is the money wasted. They have almost no influence on popular opinion now. Ask a 20 year old what the cbc is and most don’t know.

    1. The only reason I listen to CBC now is the Saturday afternoon opera broadcast.

      Today, I wasn’t interested in listening to 20th-century operas, so I fired up one of my computers and listened instead to the on-line stream of SiriusXM. (I took over my father’s account and recently started listening to it on-line.)

      While I was bottling a batch of pilsner, I listened on Channel 76 (Symphony Hall) to a variety of compositions ranging from excerpts from Michael Praetorius’s Terpsichore to Dmitri Schostakovitch’s 5th Symphony.

  2. The CBC will be watching from its election coverage offices at the Liberal Party headquarters.

  3. The CBC is always there for Juthtin. Right under his podium with rapid access to his zipper and his poxed up vagina.

  4. Given the CBC’s new found interest in “truth” maybe they can just change their name to “Pravda” which translates to “true” in English thereby completing the Newspeak farce. I would trust either one equally.

  5. CBC did such a good job last election being wrong about the deficit using favourable Grit PBO data not actual Finance numbers.
    Remember how the CBC caught them in that lie? No? I’m thinking about snowball’s chances in climate change.
    Well we all found out after the election that Finance, in addition to be authoritative, were correct about the numbers.
    So it’s all good. I’ll go with about the same chances Tass or Pravda would criticize USSR leadership.

  6. the closest the regressive Conservative party came to being conserve was its merge – read takeover – of the reform party. we still have the abc that says it all for the rathole aka the government of Canada.

  7. You’re all so cynical.
    For such an important function I would expect CBC to bring in external consultants like Gerald Butts and Katie Telford to ensure impartiality.

  8. CBC’s timing is impossible to parody,we are coming up on the 10th anniversary of the Climate Research Units Email exposure.
    A most interesting exposure of the corruption and incompetence that passes for Climate Science.
    CBC reported?
    Crickets,determined silence and pious claims of “We cannot report on that “Stolen material”..From the same idiots who had lovingly reported every nuance of the Wikileaks exposure of US military information,current information at that.
    Grudging coverage,nothing to see here move along,6 weeks later.

    CBC naturally sees their “truths’ as transcending reality..Just as Joe Biden gaffed recently.

    I will be fascinated by their version of “Fact checking” at least we will get a heads up on the days Liberal Talking Points.
    Think of it as an expensive window into the diseased minds of our Progressive Parasites.
    We can’t call the Pravda,because Truth is more common on the Russian Propaganda machine.
    We need a aboriginal name that describes willful ignorance of reality and wishful delusion…But then all Canadians know CBC and what it stands for.
    Jimmy Saville would feel right comfortable.

    I see this as CBC’s acknowledgement of how few citizens listen to them,as they currently label over half us citizens as Alt-Right,nazi’s,White Supremists…,who might get annoyed when we cannot find even one of these ficticious creatures in our communities.

    Truth,how would they know?
    By the burning sensation it causes them?

  9. “Think of it as an expensive window into the diseased minds of our Progressive Parasites.” – John Robertson

    Thread winner for best description of our beloved CBC.

  10. Now if only we could go back to a time where intelligence actually had some merit.

    1. – Won’t happen in this era of government-in-power giving the Press $660 million in an election year. Wonder why the Ethics Commissioner hasn’t horned-in on that?

    2. An old white guy talking about intelligence? Ha! Your ilk destroyed this planet!

    1. “fart checking” to make sure everything smells “truthful”. Rosemary Barton would be a good fart smeller, I’ve seen her smell Justines farts before and she’s really good at it, very thorough.

  11. “assessing the “truthfulness, accuracy and plausibility” of politicians running for the Parliament that determines its budget….”

    Here, let me finish that for you:

    ….with all the objectivity that $1.2 billon can buy.

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