18 Replies to “Idle Threat”

  1. Give her the phone number for the mythical Dr. Feelgood.
    I mean after all he was reported hanging around every back alley in the country. He was WHITE and fat, his chin was stained with tobacco juice on his greasy unshaven chin. He had fat stubby fingers with long dirty fingernails and always a bottle of Lemon Gin or cheap 5 star Seagrams in his rusty old pick up.
    But he always had his little satchel of various coat hangers. Always rusty and blood stained writhing with virulent disease.
    Isn’t this what we were all told, was the fate of all the poor wee Darlin Soiled Doves who through no fault of their own had gotten themselves mysteriously in a family way.
    I didun doo nuffin and now my belly hurts and the gubmints gotta do sumpin.

    1. lemme tell y’all about one of her bfs, one kirk cameron:
      “Cameron is also an active evangelical Christian, partnering with Ray Comfort in the evangelical ministry The Way of the Master, and has ”
      that sitcom thing? ‘growing pain in the neck’? apparently some Playboy model got on the show, hoping for I suppose one of those ongoing small parts. cameron got wind of her ‘modelling’ stint and because of his ‘carriiiiiiissssstian values’ had her, the SLUT!!!! booted of the show. another smarmy condescending judgmental carriiiiistian’:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_McCullough#Growing_Pains

  3. So, you say you cannot come into contact with yellow cake? Pass on the uranium mining job.

    You say you are deathly allergic to semen? Turn down the job at the sperm bank.

    You must not under any circumstance get pregnant? Well go for fertility treatments, put a sign on your back that says “free sex”, and wander around with a 55 gallon drum of sex lube and no pants on.

    Here endeth today’s lesson in logic and reasoning for today’s “smart”, “independent” woman.

  4. Who would want to fornicate with some nagging harpy that uses her vagina to get her way? Hard pass and good luck with your treatments sugar pants.

    Are we taking bets on how long Alyssa can stay celibate? I’m guessing I can go longer without bacon…(not long)

  5. [deleted. Tone it down. – ED]

    Thank you, girls. I have learned the hard way that you have nothing I want. And I thank God that not one of you will find your way into the kingdom of heaven.

    1. good lord ASS Canadian, what a fcuking idiot you are. And you try to pass yourself off as a kristian????

      1. He believes in Homo Heaven, that special place where every day is a sausage party.

    1. She reminds me of some of the girls I knew in high school. They had such high opinions of themselves that they thought that all the boys were interested in them. If they pulled a stunt like what’s-her-name is proposing, it would have been to “punish” us by making themselves more unreachable than they already were.

      Most of them were well out of my league to begin with and they certainly would never have been interested in someone like me. If they had imposed a “boycott”, I wouldn’t have noticed.

  9. I’ll buy a lottery ticket occasionally but I’m not persuaded that Alyssa Milano abstaining from sex has in the slightest affected the odds of me getting to have sex with her or anyone else. It’s like me announcing I’ll never hire her for a job as an astronaut.

  11. I have a touch of dyslexia.
    Oily Anal Mass and Alyssa Milano look identical but they’re spelled quite differently.
    Oh, and don’t kid yourself; she knows what happens to the puppies.

  12. I once thought she was attractive.(before she got political years ago) Being a baby killer makes the most attractive women repulsive.

    1. Indeed, one can hardly think of a bigger turn off than knowing she murdered her baby.

  13. Alyssa Milano, here is an idea,

    we give you the right to kill babies anytime anywhere

    and you give us the right to rape any woman anytime anywhere

    Deal?

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