Like The Man Who Killed His Parents

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1. “Chutzpah” and naked ambition art thy names; and Bezos can cry me a river.

   Cheers

   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group “True North”

2. Oh my this just gets better and better with each passing minute…

   So the guy at National Enquirer named “Mr. Pecker” threatens to expose Jeff Bezos’s penis in a tabloid expose.

   You just can’t make this stuff up, no one would believe it.

   World’s richest man dips his penis into the vagina of non-wife porn actress, and blames Trump for exposing his penis on his camera phone. Did this idiot take lessons from “Mr Weiner”?

   Jeff Bezos pulls out all the stops for the ‘Stupid Trophy’ of the year.

   I look forward to the divorce proceedings as he cashiers out $65 billion to his soon to be ex-wife.

   Mr. Bezos may be extremely rich, but that doesn’t prevent him from being monumentally arrogant and stupid.

   Cheers

   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group “True North”

   1. Well said.

      I’m sure that some further investigation will reveal the Grant Devine and Stephen Harper were behind this.

   2. “… may be extremely rich, but that doesn’t prevent him from being monumentally arrogant and stupid.”

      It tends to encourage monumental arrogance and stupidity.

   3. Too funny, Hans. Spot on. Bezos will require suicide watch when the divorce settlement drops him from $Richest Man – to – 5th $Richest man in the world.

3. I got nuthin………

4. Well, no one has stopped shopping Amazon, so none of it really matter now, does it.

   The Schutzstaffel justice warriors only care about people in so much as they can have whatever they want at zero cost. Once it costs them, they throw the morons who believed their bullshit under the bus, and buy another iPhone manufactured by slave labor in China.

   1. “Well, no one has stopped shopping Amazon, so none of it really matter now, does it.”

      Exactly.
      Or using Google
      Or going to casinos on Indian reserves that are against pipelines
      Or buying CAW cars
      Or, or, or……

   2. I’m boycotting Amazon. I’ll never have anything to do with them again. I went through the hell of getting my account removed. (I doubt they deleted anything)

      They are persistant clingy bastards.

5. Stupid people send pics of their private parts.
   The world’s richest man is stupid.
   Do the private parts of the wealthy deserve privacy.

   Ironically, his pecker was being blackmailed by a Mr. Pecker 🙂

   1. Ha, that’s right up there with the vacuous stupidity of Anthony Wiener’s wiener sexting.

6. The prospect of naked selfies of Bezos would obviously generate intense media coverage and all sorts of adolescent giggling and sanctimonious judgments

   Naked selfies of Bezos? Naked selfies BY Bezos … there I fixed it. And as to the “adolescent giggling”? Uh … any such giggling came from a middle aged billionaire just before he pressed SEND and exposed himself to the world. A billionaire wanker is still just a wanker.

   Yeah, call me sanctimonious … and mentally stable

   1. Right on Kenji. Right on!

7. well…..if that isn’t a vote of confidence…I don’t know what is

   The head of Amazon…doesn’t know the internet is not safe

   1. butt Latitude, do you condom his actions????

8. In unrelated news Amazon has started selling smart phones with an infinite zoom button…

9. Rush Limbaugh, “Bezos thinks she’s dating the richest man in the world because of his junk?”

10. Remember how the mainstream media condemned Peter Theil for helping put the notorious slanderers at Gawker out of business by funding a successful libel suit?

    They clearly assume you don’t.

11. To be perfectly honest I have always found Bezos creepy in various ways. This business of him cheating on his wife and now the photos further reinforces that image in my mind. Not a man I would ever want my daughter married to and generally a rather shady character. Fifty five year old men who muscle up and cheat on their wives are usually sleeze bags.

    Have been trying to avoid Amazon for the last many years, and especially in recent times given Bezos’ treatment of Trump.

    With just a little effort most anything I would buy from Amazon I can find elsewhere. In fact it surprises me how easy it is to find alternative vendors for most products.

    1. Amazon is a great source of information on what’s out there and what it may cost. And then you can probably get it right from the source, bypassing Amazon.

    2. With few exceptions, anything a person really needs he can get at Walmart for less than Amazon will charge.

       Fortunes are being made as we speak by people who buy goods from Walmart and sell them on Amazon at a substantial markup.