41 Replies to “I, Lassie”

  2. Looks like insanity is the way the world is going. This must be how the world finally comes to an end. Acccepting total and complete insanity will destroy us.

  3. These people are not crazy … they’re decadent, albeit in a relatively harmless way.

    History suggests that decadence is a consequence of prolonged peace and prosperity.

    Perhaps, the concept of Original Sin is not so foolish after all.

    1. Nah, they’re certifiable Bedlamites all right.

      But these days, instead of being institutionalized,* the insane represent a demographic that ever-venal, power-hungry politicians feel obliged to pander to.

      * Indeed, it might well be argued that most of this demographic is still being institutionalized – in universities, judging from the nonsense that comes out of them these days.

    2. I would agree that the concept of Original Sin is not foolish. If the history books are correct, previous civilizations have exhibited similar characteristics before their collapse.

      It certainly is a mental illness.

  6. It’s down to whatever turns he/she/it on….the same old thing can be a bore for the adventurists. With the doggy thing you add various positions…wonder if he does a lot of sniffing?

    It’s either la case of looking for attention or the the world is going freaking mad, I’d say both.

  8. I can see Kate’s head explode when “Tony Bark” makes it to the Westminster ring.

      2. “Sharp! Wonder if his tail will be docked?”

        I think that’s the end goal…along with a couple of other things …..in the gospel according to Jenner.

    2. Texas, I had always wanted to write a satire of lesbians/ gays barging into the world of competitive pairs skating, and ice dancing, for publication. Now the establishment elites are starting to talk about it. So one day a Tony Bark will make it into a dog show. Akin to transgendered men having an advantage in women’s sports competition, Mr. Bark would have an advantage in obedience competition.

  10. This gives new meaning to phrases such as “dog tired” and “working like a dog”.

    1. Dog lover Murrell here. My wife and I own a black Labrador cross named Wonka, and the 90-lb fellow would not perceive Mr. Bark as a dog. So among the animals, they would reject these intruders into their world. I haven’t considered the politics of animal-led discrimination.

      1. The first dachshund in the family liked having her belly scratched.

        I can’t say I’d want to do that to xim/xir/xit.

  11. So … this “transgendered” female who appears to have retained all her female … equipment now refuses to take it in the front hole? Shim’s male partner must use the back hole? But NOT quite “doggystyle” as I have yet to see a dog so DUMB as to use the rearhole. No … that kind of idiocy is reserved for mentally ill humans

    1. It’s what used to be considered perverted, now it’s more than just an excrement exit
      Maybe he/she will start chasing cars.

  13. I’ll spend the rest of the day playing tennis ball with my Labradors in the snow to get this demented pair of freaks out of my mind. I can only hope that these idiots are now subject to canine lifespans.

  15. Sexually abused as a child, complex PTSD, can’t handle normal adult relationships, dysfunctional coping mechanism. Calling her degenerate isn’t helping the problem. She needs therapy and a controlled environment.

  16. Identifying as an attack helicopter was considered a joke last year… is it still considered as such?

  17. In the real world animals/pets that are dangerous or acting this erratic (rabies perhaps) might be locked up or put down for their own good and the safety of humans………not suggesting just saying.

  19. “Tony has won numerous competitions and awards for his pet play, including two ‘best in show’ awards.” smfh

  20. Must we play along while these mental cases spew their nuttiness. He calling her a he. His wife/ girlfreind a husband. Their friggin koko for coco puffs. That dont mean the rest of the world hasta sit and nod there heads like they can totaly understand. The emperor truly has no cloths.

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