If this gets around Soros will go around handing out free stamps.
They may have to be told how to use them though.
there ain’t no cure for stupid, do da do da.
If you can’t figure out buying a stamp, you are not ready to vote.
Like most men I never have a problem finding a stamp. “Honey, where are the stamps?” works every time.
They had better get used to finding stamps because most of ’em are going to end up using Food Stamps to supplement the meager income their useless degrees prepared them for.
If “we” had to mail in our sex change forms on hard copy written in script, that’d just about take care of the situation.
Is this an Onion article?
“Disenfranchised” over a stamp … gee … ya wonder where this is all going? Removing “people” from the voting process entirely. Smh.
BTW … my wife purchases stamps from our ATM
If someone is too stupid to get a stamp, then they are too stupid to be allowed to vote. That solves a problem.
These idiots, with few exceptions, left their hometowns with no intention of returning home for good if they had any choice. The very idea of staying in your hometown and getting an honest job after leaving school was madness to them. Only losers who failed all their exams do that, obviously.
(Never mind that those “losers” will be making enough in trades to pay cash for their houses and offer a good woman a very good life—and pay the taxes that pay for the college kids to party for five or six years. The “losers” understood, correctly, that university was a complete waste of time and money. I digress.)
Why in blazes should they be allowed to choose the elected representatives of towns and villages they’d rather die than live in, much less pay taxes in?
Absolutely CLASSIC..!!
Had enough of Common Core….?
Actually it is probably a GOOD thing, Who wants follks that are TOO Freaking Stupid to figure out where to buy a postage stamp – VOTING Right.?
But every Millennial can tell you why all the dead white men depicted on the olllllld stamps are baaaaaaad mmmmmkayy.
Please, people! Of course the little undergrads, graduate students, and post-docs can overcome this knotty problem. They can call (or text) their mommies to have them send a stamp – with detailed instructions for use.
Shhhh….
If this gets around Soros will go around handing out free stamps.
They may have to be told how to use them though.
there ain’t no cure for stupid, do da do da.
If you can’t figure out buying a stamp, you are not ready to vote.
Like most men I never have a problem finding a stamp. “Honey, where are the stamps?” works every time.
They had better get used to finding stamps because most of ’em are going to end up using Food Stamps to supplement the meager income their useless degrees prepared them for.
If “we” had to mail in our sex change forms on hard copy written in script, that’d just about take care of the situation.
Is this an Onion article?
“Disenfranchised” over a stamp … gee … ya wonder where this is all going? Removing “people” from the voting process entirely. Smh.
BTW … my wife purchases stamps from our ATM
If someone is too stupid to get a stamp, then they are too stupid to be allowed to vote. That solves a problem.
These idiots, with few exceptions, left their hometowns with no intention of returning home for good if they had any choice. The very idea of staying in your hometown and getting an honest job after leaving school was madness to them. Only losers who failed all their exams do that, obviously.
(Never mind that those “losers” will be making enough in trades to pay cash for their houses and offer a good woman a very good life—and pay the taxes that pay for the college kids to party for five or six years. The “losers” understood, correctly, that university was a complete waste of time and money. I digress.)
Why in blazes should they be allowed to choose the elected representatives of towns and villages they’d rather die than live in, much less pay taxes in?
Absolutely CLASSIC..!!
Had enough of Common Core….?
Actually it is probably a GOOD thing, Who wants follks that are TOO Freaking Stupid to figure out where to buy a postage stamp – VOTING Right.?
But every Millennial can tell you why all the dead white men depicted on the olllllld stamps are baaaaaaad mmmmmkayy.
Please, people! Of course the little undergrads, graduate students, and post-docs can overcome this knotty problem. They can call (or text) their mommies to have them send a stamp – with detailed instructions for use.