That laugh is Jeff Bezos of Amazon, now the richest man in the world.
If you were the richest billionaire in the world, you’d cackle, too.
These listening devices posing as “assistants”. Please.
Didn’t buy one because I knew someday I would forget, and walk through the house naked and that thing would start laughing at me.
After I blew it away with my shotgun I knew they would bring in the white jackets.
Sadly i bet no one with one of these things took it as a sign that they should take it to the back yard and smash it repeatedly with the nearest blunt object.
It’s fitting they use big dumb basketball players to advertise these things.
You couldn’t give me one of these devices.
Only Canadians are stoopid enough to be polite to them..it..or whatever
They’re always listening, so that they know when they’re called. Consider the tapping of President Trump’s campaign – if Alexa or Siri were tapped and are in the home and in the pocket, there are no secrets from the erstwhile secret police. Or should that be dark state police, or just The Dark?
“I am completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.” HAL9000
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That laugh is Jeff Bezos of Amazon, now the richest man in the world.
If you were the richest billionaire in the world, you’d cackle, too.
These listening devices posing as “assistants”. Please.
Didn’t buy one because I knew someday I would forget, and walk through the house naked and that thing would start laughing at me.
After I blew it away with my shotgun I knew they would bring in the white jackets.
Sadly i bet no one with one of these things took it as a sign that they should take it to the back yard and smash it repeatedly with the nearest blunt object.
It’s fitting they use big dumb basketball players to advertise these things.
You couldn’t give me one of these devices.
Only Canadians are stoopid enough to be polite to them..it..or whatever
They’re always listening, so that they know when they’re called. Consider the tapping of President Trump’s campaign – if Alexa or Siri were tapped and are in the home and in the pocket, there are no secrets from the erstwhile secret police. Or should that be dark state police, or just The Dark?