59 Replies to “The Sound Of Shiny Science”

  4. Baby Justin shat a load in his diaper, and his inner scientist urged him to explore this new deposit. He scooped up the contents and smeared it all across the wall as he examined it in detail. Scientist!

  5. Well if one truly feels all sciencey on the inside then do we really have the right to deny them proclaiming to be a scientist? Remember the press scrum where Justhin tried to impress the media with his 5th grade grasp on quantum computing? I mean if that doesn’t qualify Justhin as a scientist then how can I possibly claim to be a qualified brain surgeon? I’ve always wanted the salary and prestige of being a brain surgeon. Stop trying to oppress me!

  6. The Liberals claim that university educated people tend to vote Liberal.
    If so, then they must be the baby scientists that Justin Trudeau refers to.

  7. Sweet Jesus! As funny as he is…what really scares me is that there are people in this country that voted for him…and some of them STILL support him. It goes against any scientific reasoning. The people that need to burn their hands 20 times before they figure out not to touch a hot stove.

  8. I remember when Stampede Wrestling was on TV many years ago. Often, after a match, some of the wrestlers would speak with host Ed Whalen. Many of them, particularly the baddies, claimed that they used a “scientific” style which usually consisted of eye-gouging and the use of things they smuggled into the ring inside their tights.
    I’d wager that Spuddo and Nye rely on a similar “scientific” style.

  10. How dare we question the scientific background of the Shiny Pony. Did he not appoint a genius in meteorology and ornithology to be the federal minister of weather? After all, didn’t she discover a new species of penguin?
    How many of us mere mortals, we deplorables, can claim similar accomplishments?

  11. *
    holy crap… that means kittens
    and puppies are scientists, too!
    i knew it!
    and, speaking strictly for myself,
    i’m gonna sleep sounder tonight,
    knowing professor trudeau is at
    the helm in this voyage of…
    well… whatever this is.
    *

  12. *
    “a ‘scientific’ style… eye-gouging
    and the use of things they smuggled
    into the ring inside their tights”
    stop, please stop… it hurts so bad…
    oh my gawd… i think i broke something
    inside of me.
    *

  13. If we predict a warmer climate but break 60 year cold records, we spend billions to make the planet even colder.
    If real world evidence shows free markets create wealth, we strangle them with regulations and tax, and watch the economy grow from the heart outwards.
    If math says spending more than earning creates deficits, we insist it will balance itself.
    He may be the dumbest person to ever govern a western country, and that’s saying a lot these days.

  15. That went well.
    Tomorrow the Prime Minister wil be explaining how all babies are truck drivers when he meets transportation experts at the anual transport convention.
    Then on to hypothesis how all babies are Indians when he meets first nations leaders later this week.

  16. If this isn’t Chauncey Gardiner .2 in “Being There”, then Canada is truly done.

  18. People actually vote for this dangerous fool… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, something is just not right about Juthtin. The vapid lunkhead part is clear to see and hear but I sense there is something deeper more disturbingly wrong with the costume wearing clown… son of a mentally deranged Father and a mentally disturbed Mother… Maybe Jethro’s been hitting the bottle and the bong a little too hard these days, I don’t know, but its becoming clearer and clearer to me that Meathead is simply not all there. Anyway, it looks like my cat is getting all sciency on me so I gotta go feed him.

  19. So the audience applauded when he spat out that word salad.
    That’s a whole new level of ignorance that reinforces the theory that he thinks things are going so well because “they” still like him.
    This will continue as long as the crowd shows up and they play along with this scharade.

  20. The whole planet needs a little light relief these days and Liddle Potato is supplying it. Pity he’s our Prime Minister though 🙁
    And why is an American meddling in our ffairs and Potato-head giving him the time of day?

  23. Very impressive on the fuddle duddle scale. His host with the dotted socks seemed impressed, either that or he was holing in gas…another scientific process.

  24. When the Republic of Western Canada is negotiating its terms of separation, I hope Justin Trudeau is lead negotiator for the other team, the Canadian team…
    In much the same way as President Trump reads his advisors summation of Justin Trudeau and shrugs, “we’ll do as we want”.

  25. That huckster of a “scientician” and Our Dear Leader so richly deserve each other. Perhaps they might do a silly-socks-for-silly-bowties swap.
    P.T. Barnum keeps coming to mind in more ways than one.

  26. I hate witnessing this crap.
    I USED TO be a big fan of Bill Nye, remembering his start in a talented Seattle comedy troupe and his appearances on their own hilarious TV show, I believe it was called ‘Friday Night Live’. His ‘science guy’ persona used to be an admirable role, using it to introduce science to America’s dumbed=down youth. Well, not anymore, he now actively works TO KEEP people dumbed-down on climate science.
    Now, here we are in 2018, and he is still one of the leading front-men for an almost completely fraudulent branch of science. To boot, he is also now putting people’s lives in grave danger by making dishonest claims such as this one that I found in a different article…
    “…”Bill Nye the Science Guy,” cited a study by a group called The Solutions Project that concluded Canada could live entirely without fossil fuels if it acted to fully embrace renewable energy sources.”
    Well, hasn’t that utterly ignorant philosophy worked out just peachy keen for thousands of dead Brits this winter alone?
    Like many Leftards with a platform, Bill Nye is now a dangerous man.

  27. On CTV news, Bill Nye ( A supposed scientist from USA) “—-questions PM Trudeau on Kinder Morgan! Bill Nye’s claim to fame he hosted a children’s show on PBS! Who invited Mr. Nye to Ottawa University —-the Liberal government of Canada!!!!This insanity is unbelievable !

  28. my thoughts exactly. it is supported by the totally inane and baseless “science” of global warming or cooling or whatever is todays title.

  29. Notice that the all-wise PM challenged the framing of the first question in his irritatingly arrogant and condescending manner. He has no science degree, but he knows everything. I didn’t waste my time listening after that.

  30. I think getting transported back to a third grade science assembly is pretty science-y.

  31. Yup. Opinion about the Barbie doll’s IQ remained nothing but speculation ……until they came up with a talking version.

  32. Once again Trudeau’s inner child takes centre stage. So which one of The Teletubbies was Trudeau playing, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, or Laa La.

  33. I think the only science/Justin Trudeau interaction Canadians want to see involves an IQ test.

  34. I want some of the drugs that Nye was using. He actually was able to keep a straight face while Turdeau made an ass of himself again.

  35. So which one of The Teletubbies was Trudeau playing, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, or Laa La.
    Prime Minister Tinky Winky….. yeah, the name fits him perfectly.

  36. I turned a door handle this morning, walked outside and froze my ass off. That makes me a climate scientist.

  39. Seriously? A human child requires constant care and attention in its early years of development or it will die or be hurt; no science involved only direct observation.
    What planet does this PM get his ideas from?

  40. I think Justin is showing more and more that he is suffering from the “Madness of King George”

  41. I’m not sure about King George but I do suspect that in the not too distant future our beloved PM will need psychiatric care if he isn’t receiving it already. The man is clearly having mental issues.

  42. Because a very young human child doesn’t *know* anything about the world around it save a very few basic instincts. It doesn’t know that dropping something from a height makes it fall to the ground. It doesn’t know that dropping it again means it will fall again. It doesn’t know that something’s too hot to touch. It doesn’t know that something is sharp and will cause injury. The only way it learns these things is trying. I.e. … experimenting.
    I’ve heard that “child as scientist” analogy used before in documentaries. I’ve got a near-3-year-old myself. I don’t think it’s an invalid one. My boy has been told more than once not to stand up and jump/run on the couch. He’d comply, then try again. He didn’t *know* why he shouldn’t do it. The last time he tried, he finally fell and faceplanted into the arm of the couch. *Now* he knows why he shouldn’t do it.

  43. Watching Nye sit there giving an enthusiastic (I read: somewhat demented) thumbs up to every word uttered by PM Sockeye … is actually quite painful to watch. It feels more like a Hitler youth rally than an eco-lecture by Top people … really Top … people. In charge of our future. Top. People. ~shudder~

  44. “I don’t think it’s an invalid one”
    OK. But take care around that pot of hot cooking oil the next time your young scientist is experimenting.
    BTW it has been rumored that as a toddler, Trudeau Jr was pulling one of Trudeau Sr’s large philosopy books down off a shelf but Justin’s baby experiment went horribly wrong and the book landed square on his head.

  45. Way to devalue science and scientists, Zoolander.
    And what’s with the crossing of legs by Zoolander and Nye? Don’t they have penises and testes? Must be hung like gerbils.

  46. Well said … and if will allow me to add … my 3-little budding “scientists” very quickly learned another calculation … i.e. the tone, emotion, and volume of their dads voice (as opposed to normal conversation). For example, when I watched my young boy blindly SPRINT across our street when there was a car coming … and the only thing that could reach him in time to save his life was the power, tone, and emotion of my voice … which quite literally saved his life. He had either instinctively or by scientific calculation learned to OBEY that voice. He’s alive and/or not maimed as a result of that learned reaction.
    I often wonder what would have happened, had I followed Dr. Spock’s or Noam Chomsky’s advice for raising children to “free explore” the world without parental “rules”? A dead child most likely.

  47. Oh, absolutely. There’s definitely a bright red line between “He’ll hurt himself a bit and then he’ll learn not to do that,” and, “That’ll REALLY hurt him and no way in hades does he get to do that.”
    And I had a similar experience to Kenji not long ago either with a similar outcome. I yelled in a voice I’m not sure I had and it gave him enough pause that I could catch up to him & scoop him away from the street.

  48. In my view, the most offensive remark was the underhanded swipe at men: “Men like explosioins; women like to build things.” I think Trudeau should stay away from gender stereotyping. If anyone want to know where all this promotion of women is coming from, here it is: http://www.unwomen.org/en
    Getting more women into the workplace, politics etc. is one of the UN Susatainable Development goals. If you read some of these goals, they sound wonderful — as did the Communist Manifesto. When you think about how they will achieve much of this stuff, it becomes worrisome, even alarming. One of the pieces I read suggested that the push to put women in positions of authority comes from an assumption that women are more compliant, and easy to manipulate. That is true. Men will fight for rights. Women will not.
    In a One-world-government situation (the ultimate goal) many women will be set up as chief bureaucrats and regulators. They will not question the authorities giving directives. Now greater participation by women in the political realm is needed in many places around the world. Canada is not one of them. In places where more women would be valuable, there are major cultural constraints. It will be a long time before equality in some of these places will be achieved. For example, equality for women is not welcome in Muslim countries. The goal of totalitarian rule will take care of that. In my view, the rhetoric and policies around equality in Canada are harming our social fabric.

  49. After a bad start to the year where bongo hasn’t looked particularly bright the librano brain trust decide to put him into a situation when he can demonstrate his substantive intellect……it didn’t go as planned.

  50. I watched with the sound off, because I needed to protect myself from the stupid. I lasted less than 30 seconds. Even Shiny Pony’s body language is pure, concentrated derp.
    Dear Liberals, if you’re going to elect a ventriloquist’s dummy as head of your party, shouldn’t you at least SEND THE VENTRILOQUIST WITH HIM to make sure he doesn’t wander off the script? That man should never be in front of a camera unless he’s reading a prepared statement.

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