19 Replies to “Happy Ramadan”

  3. The end of Ramadan, Eid always coincided with a slew of IEDs, suicide bombings, and other carnage directed towards infidels when I was in Afghanistan.

  7. Ramadan has begun. The tempers in my fellow workers will be shortening and the insults will be increasing.
    Wonder if bacon sandwiches, pork rinds, bacon and broccoli soup, grilled ham & cheese and pork roast leftovers will increase the temperature?
    Things that make you go…hmmmm

  8. I DO hope Muslims in Canada will get with the celebration,and set fire to a few hundred cars in Toronto.
    I mean,what in hell sense is there in having a celebration where you don’t torch some cars.
    Think of it as saving the planet,if you burn enough of them, we won’t need any pipelines.
    Come on lads, do your duty to Allah and Gaia.

  9. From sunrise to sunset, no food, no water, no cigarettes, no sex.
    Then immediately following the sunset prayer, the party is on! Lots of sweets, lots of food, dancing and socializing until all hours. Then collapse into bed and awake too late to have a bit of decent food before sunrise, and then drag yourself to the office job, where you complain all day long about how awful the fasting hours happen to be with no food, water, cigarettes, or sex.
    Repeat this routine daily for the 29 (or so) days of Ramadan. By the end of it, your blood sugar is spiking and then plummeting every day, and you are experiencing serious sleep deprivation issues.
    What could possibly go wrong?

  10. The celebration of Ramadan comes more than once every calendar year, so it slowly moves through the seasons. The sunrise to sunset fast is easier in December, but when it occurs at this time of year, the fast longer. Tempers will rise. Also, I think there’s a special blessing for martyrdom during the Ramadana-ding-dong, so there’s that.

  11. Have all our Canadian political leaders wished their Islamic friends a blessed Ramadan? Surely all the candidates for the conservative leadership have done so.

  13. On the other hand … that has been my lifestyle pattern M-F for the past 40 years. No breakfast, no lunch, work through the day and eat when the work day is over. Yeah … the Med’s. tell me how horrible that diet is … except my body does best with it (I.e. I don’t get FAT) and I get through the day quite easily. Who knew, I was being so … Izlamaish-Holy ? Fasting, my ass. What a rubbish excuse for a “Holy” month. What a rubbish-excuse for blowing-up little ‘infidel’ girls …

  14. Justin’s love affair with the muslims has it’s consequences. When the muslims take over justin will still be an infidel and will be beheaded along with the rest of us. The difference will be that he will be beheaded with a rusty knife for turning on his own people.

  15. Nah. He’ll be a dhimmi and pay half is income in tax (like all good dhimmis have to). In his case, he can afford to.

  16. I lived in Saudi for several years, and the Ramadan daily fasting was never a big deal. The problems I saw were almost always related to the overindulgence in sugary food and partying at the end of the daily fast.
    As for my own practices, I switched to daily mini-fasting, only eating during an 8-hour time window, and only water or black coffee during the remaining 16 hours. I believe it has helped me keep my weight down, and it has other benefits as well.

  18. One good thing about Canada is that the far north is a muslim free zone. With continuous daylight soon to be there, any devout muslims would either die of starvation or be too emaciated or dehydrated to blow anything up. One plan for sorting out Syrian “refugees” would be to ship them all to Inuvik and the survivors might make it as Canadians.

  19. Liz is confused when she says all conservatives have wished their Islamic friends well. She must have been asleep for the past year while Justin and his liberals have fully embraced Islam by bringing in thousands of Muslims without scrutiny.

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