Contest closes Friday at midnight. This time, everybody gets a trophy.
125 Replies to “Oh, Shiny Pony! — Caption Contest”
How much carbon tax can I put on those medals?
Socialism 101 You do the work but after taxes I get all the medals. Suckers
Socialism 101 You do the work but after taxes I get all the medals. Suckers
Socialism 101 You do the work but after taxes I get all the medals. Suckers
‘Yea! It’s graduation day at Canada’s School for Lithping Morons”
Red is the perfect colour for Canada.
How embarrassing it is to be Canadian these days.
My fellow Canadians are simply stupid frikkin #$@%^! morons.
“Darn, too bad a country wasn’t as easy to run as a cell phone. Oh well at least I can act the part.”
Sure my knees are buckling from the enormous effort it takes to carry ALL these medals but I will tough it out like the incredible, and beautiful, did I say beautiful? champion I am.
You know, I earned each and every one of these medals. Why, without my awesome guidance and inspiration these swimmers would have been little more than buoys bobbing in the winner’s wakes. Did I say awesome? Well, I am in a humble mood today.
(A shout out to my buddy Ben Levin – languishing unfairly in pedophile prison until I can rewrite the laws to protect the innocent like him)
Take it easy Ben! I said buoys not boys.
Click.
“It’s not you, it’s me”
….OBAMA GOT NOTHING ON MEEEEE!
“Going once, going twice and GUAAAAAAAAAARDS”!
I don’t understand why anyone with a few $$$ doesn’t rent out Turdeau as clown entertainment at birthday party’s and such. Make him grovel a little.
Trump would make him clean a few bathrooms before he collected any pay afterwards, that’s for sure.
Contest Caption:
“Forgetting to check his White Privilege at the door”
Abstract Narcissism
“You suckers had to work to get at the top of your game. Not me, because, I am the Spawn, and I offered more free stolen shit to idiots and Gerry tells me how to pimp green. Look at meeeee….”
Not since Incitatus has there been such a politician!
Sorry, Prime Minister Zoolander, No matter how far you bend over backwards, you still won’t be able to get the chocolate out of those big coins.
I nominate this one! It made me chuckle out loud.
my dad was PeeAir, I’m just Peeee
PM leads in national selfie poll- Nanoo Research
PMO official photographer captures “the moment”.
Canada’s hybristophilic Prime Minister celebrates the fact that his government has finally convinced the Olympic Games Organization to give gold medals to everyone!
The Liberal Party and their ethics finally explained – Hybristophilia
Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed robbery. The term is derived from the Greek word ὑβρίζειν hubrizein, meaning “to commit an outrage against someone”, and philo, meaning “having a strong affinity/preference for”. In popular culture, this phenomenon is also known as “Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome”, and in Canada, The Libranos or just the Liberal Party.
That boy has never advanced beyond a grade twelve intellectual level.
The triumphant smiles soon turned to tears when it was found out the PM was actually a British citizen and had to return his medals.
A moment of triumph for Trudeau, generously shared with the Canadian Olympic Team.
“Because it’s still 2015 in my mind.”
The stouthearted Prime Minister endures yet another ferocious grilling from the National Press Gallery!
Performance art by the renowned Justin Trudeau & Company, titled “Narcissus.”
#FIGJAM
The Medal
Girl: “What Did You Get That Little Medal For?”
Boy: “For Singing.”
Girl: “What Did You Get The Big One For?”
Boy: “For Stopping.”
Shamelessly stolen from: Joke Buddha.
Not only that, but Captcha words for today are KINGS PRIVATA
Canadians across the country donned their Canada sweaters and lined up with the new PM to wave goodbye to Canadian common sense and self respect!
“Yeah I know pictures taken with the PM are normally a group shot but you well know I’m Justin Trudeau and this is 2015 uh 2016”
The Prime Minister’s politically correct Mr. T Halloween costume falls flat without the blackface.
The Prime Minister beams and poses for posterity as he showcases the last remaining wealth of the Canadian Treasury.
The PM caused a ruckus recently when he was heard to say,”even I know to buy gold when the Liberals are in power.”
Many thought it was tacky and boastful for the PM to wear his Liberal Caucus Participation Medals when he met some of his Canadian siblings for the first time. The British and American sibling contingents also managed to get sweaters and pictures while joining in a stirring rendition of We Are Family.
Selfie-steroid boy has medals stripped after taking photo with real winners.
Obama: If you got a business, you didn’t build that!
Trudeau: If you got a medal, you didn’t win that!
Obama: If you got a business, you didn’t build that!
Trudeau: If you got a medal, you didn’t win that!
Obama: If you got a business, you didn’t build that!
Trudeau: If you got a medal, you didn’t win that! (I did)
Oops. My apologies. Computer crash.
You can swim AND ride a bike like an Olympic champion when you use Manpons!PM Selfie is just one of the girls now because it is 2015…uhhhh 2016.
A Gaggle of Idiots !!
Tried to post close up of just his face only, as the selfie he took…can’t instert here…you will have to visualize
“Kardashian-In-Training”
It’s hard being PM.
I knew we could do it!
The sprout doesn’t fall far from the tuber.
“He’s just not ready”
Guinness Book of World Records for filling a 512GB microsd card with selfies by a “leader of any country”.
The Prime Minister of Canada – 2016. He started on is 3rd card in November. The previous record for any country “leader” was … there was no previous record … new category.
The Canadian news sources (including the CBC) have registered a complaint to the CRTC. The basis of the complaint is, that collectively as news organizations, they can’t take as many pictures of him – that he takes of himself.
“And “They” said I could not do this job”..
Being Prime Minister is just so dreamy…
Who are those poor adolescents being abused with selfie guy?
How much carbon tax can I put on those medals?
Socialism 101 You do the work but after taxes I get all the medals. Suckers
Socialism 101 You do the work but after taxes I get all the medals. Suckers
Socialism 101 You do the work but after taxes I get all the medals. Suckers
‘Yea! It’s graduation day at Canada’s School for Lithping Morons”
Red is the perfect colour for Canada.
How embarrassing it is to be Canadian these days.
My fellow Canadians are simply stupid frikkin #$@%^! morons.
“Darn, too bad a country wasn’t as easy to run as a cell phone. Oh well at least I can act the part.”
Sure my knees are buckling from the enormous effort it takes to carry ALL these medals but I will tough it out like the incredible, and beautiful, did I say beautiful? champion I am.
You know, I earned each and every one of these medals. Why, without my awesome guidance and inspiration these swimmers would have been little more than buoys bobbing in the winner’s wakes. Did I say awesome? Well, I am in a humble mood today.
(A shout out to my buddy Ben Levin – languishing unfairly in pedophile prison until I can rewrite the laws to protect the innocent like him)
Take it easy Ben! I said buoys not boys.
Click.
“It’s not you, it’s me”
….OBAMA GOT NOTHING ON MEEEEE!
“Going once, going twice and GUAAAAAAAAAARDS”!
I don’t understand why anyone with a few $$$ doesn’t rent out Turdeau as clown entertainment at birthday party’s and such. Make him grovel a little.
Trump would make him clean a few bathrooms before he collected any pay afterwards, that’s for sure.
Contest Caption:
“Forgetting to check his White Privilege at the door”
Abstract Narcissism
“You suckers had to work to get at the top of your game. Not me, because, I am the Spawn, and I offered more free stolen shit to idiots and Gerry tells me how to pimp green. Look at meeeee….”
Not since Incitatus has there been such a politician!
Sorry, Prime Minister Zoolander, No matter how far you bend over backwards, you still won’t be able to get the chocolate out of those big coins.
I nominate this one! It made me chuckle out loud.
my dad was PeeAir, I’m just Peeee
PM leads in national selfie poll- Nanoo Research
PMO official photographer captures “the moment”.
Canada’s hybristophilic Prime Minister celebrates the fact that his government has finally convinced the Olympic Games Organization to give gold medals to everyone!
The Liberal Party and their ethics finally explained – Hybristophilia
Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities or crime, such as rape, murder, or armed robbery. The term is derived from the Greek word ὑβρίζειν hubrizein, meaning “to commit an outrage against someone”, and philo, meaning “having a strong affinity/preference for”. In popular culture, this phenomenon is also known as “Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome”, and in Canada, The Libranos or just the Liberal Party.
That boy has never advanced beyond a grade twelve intellectual level.
The triumphant smiles soon turned to tears when it was found out the PM was actually a British citizen and had to return his medals.
A moment of triumph for Trudeau, generously shared with the Canadian Olympic Team.
“Because it’s still 2015 in my mind.”
The stouthearted Prime Minister endures yet another ferocious grilling from the National Press Gallery!
Performance art by the renowned Justin Trudeau & Company, titled “Narcissus.”
#FIGJAM
The Medal
Girl: “What Did You Get That Little Medal For?”
Boy: “For Singing.”
Girl: “What Did You Get The Big One For?”
Boy: “For Stopping.”
Shamelessly stolen from: Joke Buddha.
Not only that, but Captcha words for today are KINGS PRIVATA
Canadians across the country donned their Canada sweaters and lined up with the new PM to wave goodbye to Canadian common sense and self respect!
“Yeah I know pictures taken with the PM are normally a group shot but you well know I’m Justin Trudeau and this is 2015 uh 2016”
The Prime Minister’s politically correct Mr. T Halloween costume falls flat without the blackface.
The Prime Minister beams and poses for posterity as he showcases the last remaining wealth of the Canadian Treasury.
The PM caused a ruckus recently when he was heard to say,”even I know to buy gold when the Liberals are in power.”
Many thought it was tacky and boastful for the PM to wear his Liberal Caucus Participation Medals when he met some of his Canadian siblings for the first time. The British and American sibling contingents also managed to get sweaters and pictures while joining in a stirring rendition of We Are Family.
Selfie-steroid boy has medals stripped after taking photo with real winners.
Obama: If you got a business, you didn’t build that!
Trudeau: If you got a medal, you didn’t win that!
Obama: If you got a business, you didn’t build that!
Trudeau: If you got a medal, you didn’t win that!
Obama: If you got a business, you didn’t build that!
Trudeau: If you got a medal, you didn’t win that! (I did)
Oops. My apologies. Computer crash.
You can swim AND ride a bike like an Olympic champion when you use Manpons!PM Selfie is just one of the girls now because it is 2015…uhhhh 2016.
A Gaggle of Idiots !!
Tried to post close up of just his face only, as the selfie he took…can’t instert here…you will have to visualize
“Kardashian-In-Training”
It’s hard being PM.
I knew we could do it!
The sprout doesn’t fall far from the tuber.
“He’s just not ready”
Guinness Book of World Records for filling a 512GB microsd card with selfies by a “leader of any country”.
The Prime Minister of Canada – 2016. He started on is 3rd card in November. The previous record for any country “leader” was … there was no previous record … new category.
The Canadian news sources (including the CBC) have registered a complaint to the CRTC. The basis of the complaint is, that collectively as news organizations, they can’t take as many pictures of him – that he takes of himself.
“And “They” said I could not do this job”..
Being Prime Minister is just so dreamy…
Who are those poor adolescents being abused with selfie guy?