Can I Get That In A Lampshade?

16 Replies to “Can I Get That In A Lampshade?”

1. Alexander McWho??

2. “I’ll make a shoehorn outta your skin
   I’ll make a lampshade of durable skin…”
   https://youtu.be/lCHd3VCu47M

3. How much for an Ass Hat??

4. Perhaps a shopping bag to carry your chianti and fava beans…

5. I’l start worrying when they start cloning brains to run parking meters. Heck, why even clone them? We’ve gotta do something with all them cryogenically frozen heads!

6. I’d rather they used Steve McQueen and cloned 68 Mustang Fastbacks.

7. Well, there’s a relevant if gruesome motive behind all this: they’re attempting to force the legal issue of who owns your DNA and whether it can be legally patented and/or copyrighted. That’s not a bad thing.

8. Will expandable luggage be next, when cloned from the appropriate body part? Just thinkin’.

9. That Tina Gorjanc is pretty cute. Can I get a clone of some of her body parts? I’m sure she would not mind.

10. I’ll pass on a “soft” cloned jockstrap
    tho there are probably many who could use s cloned nutsack

11. And the West wonders why the Islamists consider us decadent.

12. Sure it’s creepy and unethical but just imagine the serious cash women would lay out for a George Clooney or Brad Pitt “sleeve” for their vibrators.

13. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

14. No kidding? I may be old but I’m not stupid. Just who the hell is this Bozo anyways?

15. So cloning a person’s skin reproduces the tattoos, as well? How Lysenkoist.

16. This. Beautiful.