This Is Not Your Grandma’s Humane Society

28 Replies to “This Is Not Your Grandma’s Humane Society”

1. You don’t have to travel very far to see the “Regular Day” line placed significantly to the left.
   And to “Hot Vegan Chick” I would append the requirement “Who Still Has All Of Her Teeth and Whose Hair Is Not Falling Out In Fist-Sized Clumps”

2. Pretty good!

3. True

4. Actually that Retriever should be all the way on the left, it is gun dog it will help you put food on the table.

5. I think the duck is in the wrong spot. Don’t ask me where it should go, just doesn’t seem right where it is now.

6. Where are the fish? Specifically goldfish and guppies.

7. Quahaugs and oysters on the right please, also on ice and on the half-shell. Thank you

8. Who eats dairy cows and where are the humans are 2 questions that come to mind.

9. “Who eats dairy cows …”
   Everybody in the city, that’s who. 😉

10. There is another name for dairy cows – wieners.

11. They’re obviously RACIST against hamsters and guinea pigs!

12. No goats or sheep? Worried that cultural enrichers will find them irresistible?

13. Just a few years ago some vegan idiots nearly starved their kitten becuase they were feeding it a strict vegan diet that they were Just proves a study which claimed a strict vegan diet may cuase brain shrinkage

14. More than 20 years ago, I heard an interview on CBC about something similar. Some animal/anti-violence activist thought that dogs shouldn’t be carnivorous as, in order to eat meat, some other animal had to die first. So, what did she do? You guessed it–she put her poor mutt on a vegetarian diet.
    She bragged to the interviewers about how “passive” and “peaceful” her dog was as a result. Well, yeah, lady–you’re starving it of essential nutrients which its metabolism needs in order to function properly. You made sure that it was malnourished, which, of course, would eventually harm it.
    I shouldn’t have been surprised. A few years before that, I had a blind date with some radical vegetarian. She figured that aboriginals had no business hunting buffalo. Never mind that those animals were essential to the functioning of their societies.
    Fortunately, that was the one and only date I had with her.

15. They also did not know – and couldn’t be bothered to find out – that felines are obligate carnivores. With which group I am now self-identifying.

16. It is missing the long pig.
    Know your local vegans, as vegetarians are the best eating.
    Also do not lightly dismiss your local zoo.

17. the limits of prosperity http://waltherpragerandphilosophy1.blogspot.com/2015/02/the-limits-of-western-prosperity.html

18. Toronto Sun picked up on Wild Rose roasting Wynn. SDA should tell our community about it.
    http://m.torontosun.com/2016/05/26/alberta-opposition-wildrose-carves-premier-notley-and-premier-wynne-doubling-down-on-their-attack

19. I eat mostly vegetarians: free range grass fed vegans taste the best. Carnivore meat is too high on the food chain. Besides, I respect other predators.

20. “A few years before that, I had a blind date with some radical vegetarian.”
    Let me guess, things got very hairy? IYKWIM

21. Vegans are just ShatBit cray-cray. Its a faux-religion, like environmentalism, for the stupid.

22. Moose, deer, elk? Oops, don’t encourage them.

23. Where’s the beaver? This is Canada right?

24. Fortunately, I don’t remember much of that evening. She did, however, present herself in a respectable manner, though her political and social views, however, were another matter.
    It wouldn’t have made much difference, anyway. She was clearly after a rich husband and, thankfully, I wasn’t a suitable candidate.

25. This is obviously the Canadian version of the billboard. In places like South Korea, the “regular day” line would be all the way over on the left. (Dog is considered a delicacy, and can be found with little trouble in meat markets. Cats aren’t generally on the menu, but they also have a rather short life expectancy; they serve as low-cost dog food…

26. Check out this video, hilarious:
    “If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans”
    https://www.facebook.com/awakenwithjp/videos/vb.961065217242674/1313773811971811/?type=2&theater

27. You meet a full-on vegan, you ask how he/she/it relates to the First Nations in Canada. Reality is that most of the First Nations people west of Lake Superior cannot survive on a vegan diet, let alone our carbohydrate-rich normal diet. Out on the West Coast (Alert Bay area), they’re even having locals go back to using oolichan grease as a preferred fat.
    I’m an omnivore, though I prefer to self-edentify as as “obligate carnivore” (as in cats). Until the vegans can give me a responsible answer as to how the First Nations people are to survive under a vegan regime, I’ll continue to consider them cranks.

28. I draw the line somewhere around Vietnam … where they start eating things that … my people… share the couch with.