In the olden days to get human touch we’d:
1. Stay in good physical shape
2. Consider what other people found attractive
3. Developed a demeanor conducive to relationships and
4. Made ourselves otherwise decent marriage material.
But no, no, you guys have totally figured out a work-around to the fact a career or the state can’t hug you back.
When this trend started with hipsters a few years ago,
I made my Disqus user name, “Cuddle Party Boner Rampage”.
I think it’s got a nice ring to it.
… and I use Pyjama Boy as my avatar picture.
It’s all good fun until someone’s invited Jian Ghomeshi
How long do the cuddle sessions last?
Over 30 min. would be a bad idea for the over 60s as one after another would be getting up to relieve themselves. One or two would come back and the cuddle would settle in, then a another couple would be getting up.
Definitely not over 15 min. for a group of 20s and 30s unless the sexes are segregated.
And for 20 min., it’s possible the males in the 40s to 50s group could tighten the sphincter enough to not startle the ladies with an odorous toot.
Not my way of relaxing I guess, but then I’m a Virgo.
when in the land of the stupid do not do what the stupid do.
when in the land of the stupid, do not do what the stupid do.
Hell, in a couple of years they’ll be able to get all the attention they want and then some at public New Year’s Eve parties.
Islam would not approve.
I wonder what the rule is about thumb sucking ? … yes … I meant THEIR OWN thumbs … geeze
Well … at least we know Pyjama Boy is covered by Obamakare … to treat the communicable diseases he will collect at one of these hippie grope sessions.
This has been going on a while:
Nothing against the Accordion Guy, but his headline “Pillow Fight in Dundas Square This Sunday” suddenly made me loathe my own generation. Flash mobs, cuddle parties, neo-burlesque, robot pets, emo, speed dating, network gaming tournaments, live-action remakes of cartoons… I suppose if you’d really been on the ball, you could have figured out in advance what would pass for a culture amongst a bunch of grown-up latchkey kids, couldn’t you?
~ Colby Cosh, November 2005
That said, there’s a common linking foundation – the collapse of the stable nuclear family.
I hope they aren’t being racist, and they are remembering to invite the “Syrian” “refugees” to the cuddle sessions as well!… Come to think of it, has someone checked? We can really hit the Left hard with a Human Rights complaint on this one…
So true. But I also assume you are aware that kids who grow-up in an intact, traditional, nuclear family are the recipients of “white privilege” that must be compensated-for. In fact … having such privelge is defined as a “micro-aggression” that must be punished. Think of the group-gropes as the compensation for all that privilege. There, now these thumb-suckers can f-e-e-l better about themselves … and a compensation for their lack of breast-feeding as an infant.
Back in the day wasn’t this called an orgy?
And whatever you do, for heaven’s sake don’t read to them. That would be privilege.
This thread is golden. Ray, that handle is a thing of beauty. Reverendken, that was my thought too – an infantilized version of an orgy. Daniel Ream, I have the perfect book in mind. It starts off “Who is John Galt?” The writing is wooden enough to put them to sleep, and then their subconscious minds would absorb a little philosophy.
How would have thought that liberals having orgies in the mud and puke of Woodstock would be an improvement over … anything?