27 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

  1. One of the few places where the phrase ‘WANKERS’ actually applies coherently.
    Boff till you drop…
    Well now we know why they call the Cali-fornication state, not to mention child abuse central.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

  2. Once Apple and Google have perfected their sex robots
    and brought them to market, Californians will be able
    to relax and enjoy themselves. But lawyers will starve.

  3. Given the sex education program concocted by the Wynne government of Ontario gotta hope they don’t read about this, I’m not laughing yet.

  4. In other news:
    Citizens train governments to get consent from the governed every 10 minutes to avoid oppression….The standard isn’t limited to full-blown totalitarian assault. Under the new standards, a government should also get explicit, prior, affirmative consent each time it wants to do anything to its subjects. And by ‘anything’, the citizens mean to include any regulation of citizens’ actions, taking yet more of its money, wasting any of that money, raising governments’ costs, wages and benefits; writing laws contrary to its stated intentions; concealing its intentions and actions; saying anything to citizens with an authority it does not own; in fact, saying anything at all….
    The new standard, it appears, will require government education classes: Governments are finding affirmative consent to be a difficult concept to grasp.

  5. In short, under the new standards, the default for governments is that they are to keep their fat mouths shut, and their filthy hands to themselves. If they are caught with even that look in their eyes,… castration, chemical or otherwise.

  6. “The standard isn’t limited to sex itself; a person would also need explicit affirmative consent to kiss somebody, too.”
    I can’t wait for some guy to just finish up having anal sex with his girl friend and then be charged with rape for unwanted kissing 10 less than minutes after.
    It’s California, you know it’ll happen.

  7. And soon another ambition of the crazy crowd will be achieved, the birth rate will drop to zero and when the last senior drops dead western civilization will cease and the earth will return to the state Mother Gaia wanted it to be.

  8. Gee, if it hadn’t said California, I woulda been thinkin’ this originated in Alberta…with such a large percentage of the population beggin’ to be spanked so recently.

  9. Imagine, I’ve had sexual relations thousands of times without ever asking once for permission. I must be an awful person. Mind you, no-one has ever asked me so I am a victim.

  10. Listen, you malcontents: Government wouldn’t have to regulate what you amusingly think of as your private lives and criminalize what you think of as ordinary personal interactions if you were not so beastly!

  11. Oh look…amoral, Godless people trying to invent “morality” and then impose that “morality” on others. It would be funny if it wasn’t so ugly and dangerous.

  12. “Does that apply to sex with sheep too? Just asking for a friend.”
    Holy Mackerel…John is a friend of yours?
    Who’da thunk it!

  13. No provenance, but a friend told me that the Ayotollaw said it was a sin to f**k male sheep.

  14. Every ten seconds. So what do you say?? Wanna ”F”, wanna ”F”, wanna ”F”?? After the 100th time, would you not get fed up of hearing that??
    Sick society!

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