Honey, I Finished The Internet

20 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. I think the author is a lion b@st@rd! There are no Internet cafes in ISIS land.

2. I was hip deep in BS before I got half way through this story, which was no
   doubt yanked out some liberal American reporters anal cavity!
   I remember where I was when JFK was assassinated, when Americans landed on the
   moon, 9-11, the Challenger disaster, etc. I will not remember Cecil’s name
   in 6 months. If my own horny unneutered feral Tomcat winds up lunch for
   some bird of prey, I will be sad, but I will get over it.
   Mother Nature is a cruel bitch. Man at least kills animals before he
   eats them, skins them or guts them. If I were a mouse, my own pet would
   not pay me that courtesy!

3. Cecil (PBUH) will not be forgotten.

4. I think the author of this article was trying to tell us the useless empty world that the people who were so upset about Cecil live in, meanwhile a group of people, ISIL, wants to do to us what they are doing to people in the ME.

5. Calm down there Homer…..they wuz jus’ yankin’ on yer chain.
   Perhaps in poor taste but then, there is no humour in Political Correctness or Islam…….

6. I myself don’t really care if isis kills every last person in the middle east. If all the innocent and good people are killed off by isis it will be easier to nuke the whole lot of them.

7. Now that I’ve stopped laughing long enough to type, I must say I’m surprised at a few of the comments. Canadians with no sense of humour? I don’t believe it!

8. Hilarious zinger response:
   “At the chance of being politically incorrect, I say #allungulatelivesmatter.
   But of course I may then be branded a species-ist.”
   Cheers
   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group ‘True North’

9. Furthermore, I think it needs to be pointed out on this blog that Cecil the Lion;
   is a rather Large Dear Dead Animal.
   Additionally, this may be properly discussed on the “Poacher Kill Diaries”
   Cheers
   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group ‘True North’

10. A few years back, various government employee Unions were demanding bereavement time off for not only deceased family, but friends and anyone else the member admired.
    SO, how many days off can a grieving BCGEU employee have in memory of Cecil?
    I would think that at least a week off with pay would be needed.

11. LMAO. A brilliant piece underscoring the hypocrisy of the politically correct liberal left.

12. Wow ! had to get to the last post before someone got it right (Canuck66)

13. Worthy of the onion! Brilliant !

14. Absolute masterpiece, thanks for linking it.

15. Where were you when Cecil the Lion was killed?
    Er… I don’t have an alibi.

16. That’s it, Ken. An infantile public creating (as Ms. Hoff – Sommers called it) a contagion of hysteria. It is a surrogate for action on the things that really matter, a salve for cowardice and a banner for shallowness.

17. Great satire. In real life the competing news de jour was Planned Parenthood delicately hacking apart unborns and auctioning off the pieces.

18. If this doesn’t scream satire….
    “I often wonder what is wrong with America. You do not hear stories like this in Syria, partly because we already killed all our lions but also because we killed all our dentists.”

19. I remember where I was – I was shooting Peter the Panda

20. Q. What do bears call bicyclists? A. Meals on wheels