“How come you get to fart, and cows don’t?”

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Veganism is a personal choice. Insisting on veganism is a psychological disorder.

HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN ANIMAL LOVER and A LIBERAL

Cows fart because they’re Vegans. Vegans fart a lot more than people who eat the Atkins diet.
Plants sequester CO2, it stands to reason that if you eat plants you’re going to be freeing up that CO2 when you digest the plants.
What is the difference between a cow eating the plant and a Vegan eating the plant?
The difference is that the cow doesn’t brag about it’s diet and conspire to force all the other animals to practice it.

And not one of them invested in a HORSE for transportation methodology.
At least a horse will release an authentic steaming pile; but these people are so intellectually constipated it is affecting their thinking.
I’m sure they are keeping the entire pharmaceutical laxative industry in the green; with their blockaded bowels.
Kudos to Ezra for exposing their dire need for laxatives; as they are clearly so full of sh*te.
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group ‘True North’

No one is ever just a vegetarian.

The Hypocritic Oath:
I swear by Gore the diviner, and Suzuki the magician, likewise Strong and Soros, and call on Mother Gaia to witness, that I will observe and keep this underwritten oath, to the utmost of my power and judgment.
I will reverence my masters who taught me the art of hypocrisy. I allow them things necessary for their support, provided it comes from someone else’s purse, and will consider all fellow hypocrites as brothers and sisters. And for one day each year I will preach the virtues of my masters’ art without actually practicing it myself; and I will impart all my acquirement, instructions, and whatever I know, to everyone’s children, as to my own, even though I am a complete and utter phony.

+1!

meh – what a cluster of freaks, clowns, mental defectives, preeners, posers and sundry other frauds – ALL there to tell you how to live! A visible clue the asylum inmates feel they can run the world, because no insane idea seems wrong to them. This is a cross section of the zombie horde who have had successful MSM/PC lobotomies – folks who just know what they know and know they are right regardless of fact proving otherwise.
Alberta – get used to this because your public institutions have been slowly invaded by PC zombies – coming to a sunny Sat, in a park near you Alberta. I just hope you know how to handle brain eating zombie attacks.

Won’t eat meat, will kill babies.
Leftism in a nutshell.

Always entertaining to see people desperate to achieve 3rd world status, but refusing to leave Canada to achieve their dream. One would think it’s just a short flight away, so why not go for it ? I would gladly chip in as long as they tore up their passport on the way out.

If your diet requires that you consume vitamins, supplements, fortified foods, and to micro-manage your diet in such a way in order for you to stay healthy, your diet isn’t healthy.
Veganism = unhealthy diet.
Also, “you’re not allowed to use my comments in a video”?
Are you brain damaged?
You put your face and your mouth out there, it’s public domain. Free for everyone to use.
Don’t want it put out there? Shut up and stay home.

Naw they won’t do that.
They want to import it here, so we all can live like peasants.
One great big dirty, diseased, miserable family.

That was a great video! Now lets get out there and expose the CBC!!

Occam, you describe them well. I have to hand to Ezra to be able to talk to that bunch of loonie with a straight face.

Some idiots think cattle ranching is cuasing enviroemntal problems typical brainless liberals too stupid to think without aremote in teir hand and watching their usial lie a day news programs and enviroemntal specials put out by the Audubon Society,Sierra Club or Greenpeace

“How come you get to fart, and cows don’t?
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I stink.
Therefore, I am.

Cows mainly emit gas from their mouths — they burp more than they fart.
This comes from the fact that they ruminate & process food in more than one stomach.
Now while Ezra looks like he might have an extra stomach, vegans don’t.
As usual, Ezra presents his minescule audience with “a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing”

Ezra’s “do-you-own-a-car?” approach is an effective one with the C3(Climate Change Cult) types.
Oh, that the CBC talking head might have begun his interview with Jane Fonda by asking:
1. How many cars do you own? What make are they?
2. How many homes do you have? What size are they in square metres?
3. How did you get to Toronto? Private plane or commercial air? If the latter, what class – first, business or economy?
4. How often and how far do you travel?
5. What kind of accommodation do you have here in Toronto, say on a scale from a room at a Hampton Suites to a suite at the Four Seasons?

18 Replies to ““How come you get to fart, and cows don’t?””

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